Minutes20220131

officer reports

james - got off waitlist, is catching up

kaylie - helped host dancelight

- new members:

- - danny- meche + robotics, brooklyn, has 10 fingers

sawyer - is very into hot chocolate

EVENT: Tools Training, not urchins

- 7pm on friday

Kevin - weekend ended at 7am, with 8am classes

oliver - is addicted to wordle now, has very mature starting words

- 1.5 minutes of coin throwing ensues

kushal: got pokemon arceus, noticed nonzero amount of child kidnapping

committee reports

woody: floor is lava committee reports

charles: Booth Committee - booth builds start sunday, 12-2:30pm, + fridays at 4:00-6:30

- also looking for tshirt designs

- tim: where's builds? ans: kage

- Tim: [something] committee: kage instructions

kushal - penguin movie of the week: no piplup in pokemon arceus

twain: explains diff btwn hot cocoa and hot chocolate

oliver: misapp. cultures committee: stole cultures from bio lab to whitewash crazy rich asians 2

woody: asks why sawyer didn't specify difference btwn hot cocoa/chocolate, sawyer refuses to elaborate

sawyer is saluted: -50 hp

also sawyer: laments DnD stereotypes

THING

kushal - might have lost the thing?

proskept: spirits of dead is not fault

james: everything else is ur fault

Orders of the Day

procrastination committee comes back

oliver - is there deadline?

kushal - heat death of universe is p good

kaylie - motion to table for a year.

tim: if not much import, than is there export

oliver: considers putting off work forever

passes, been tabled

New Business

sawyer: Concrast committee, to balance the Procrastination Committee

Tim: Calls the question

Passes, sold to woody for $2

chair= james

chood: standing rule so that the procrastination can not be tabled after a certain deadline

oliver: points out time difference

woody: motion to table until august

passed by acclimation

woody: standing rule - if you make a committee and the president can make a ligma joke from the committee, the motion maker loses all their hitpoints

[strongly opposed][strong motion]

tim: define appropriate ligma joke

- woody: inappropriate joke involving committee title

- howie change damage to 2x1d100

- twain: change to 2d100

- oliver: change descrip to bee movie script

- - fails, oliver takes -20 hp

prospekt: change to 100d2

sawyer: change to 100d2 + 2% tip, unfriendlied

tim: this is still instant kill

woody: change to 50d2

passes, been changed

twain: motion to pound define sawyer as [semi-boogie-motion], friendly

passed

woody: motion to pound define oliver as [semi-boogie-motion], friendly

[james nearly falls off chair]

- kaylie: change to [upwards arm motion]

- howie: add sound effect "[emoji:beeeeeee]"

passes, what the fuck

sawyer: motion to pound define kaylie as [ymca 'C' motion]

- woody: change to "Ccccccc..."

passes

oliver: motion to make a standing rule such that exec members with pound defined names resembling [stumbles] bloody letters sit sorted in alphabetical order at stage right

- sawyer: what was the civil war fought over?

- tim: what is a bloody letter

- woody: stage rights

- sawyer: change bloody letter to letter w/ less than 10 hp

fails

howie: motion to create the fake people committee

descript: allow fake people to bid money in auctions

- kushal: james is a tyrant

- kaylie: stage rights stage rights stage rights

- twain's hand is comfortable like that

passes, sold to howie for $15, chaired by fake people, spirits, cut outs of adam adstar, etc.

woody: motion to create the exec learns their abcs

descrip: abcdeez nuts

- james is disappointed in all of use

- two broken committees by sawyer and twain

- izzy: what's the committee

- - james: abcdeez n- [cuts himself off]

pass, sold to sigmund freud and his mother

kaylie: motion to create a standing rule such that ligma jokes must be auctioned for $3 or more

- woody: who's steve jobs

- howie: change to 1dcorn

- - tim: randomness into rules is kinda...

- - fails, twain is blamed for making howard take damage

- tim: motion to change to at least $3, inclusive of tip.

passed by abstention

sawyer: motion to allocate $86.54 for event

- tim: motion to ament to $86.55, for inflation, is friendly

- izzy: will you use it to buy summit cola

- sawyer: rolls 1d2, "no" [unconvincingly]

- kushal: summit cola annihilation committee anticipates action

passed. pizza pizza

oliver: motion to create a standing rule such that every committee created from now on also creates anti-committee chaired by the complement of the original committee

- charles: do anti-committees get their own anti-committees.

- - recursion insinuated

- prospekt: what happens if a committee and anti-committee collide with each other

- oliver: amends to each motion created by a motion also creates...

- izzy: wonders about chairs fighting each other

- tim: disappointed at wasted opportunity for infinite

- also: suzuki suzuki suzuki suzuki suzuki suzuki suzuki...

passed, what did we pass again

woody: what the fuck

howie: motion to create the anti-committee

descrip: to be the anti-committee for the committee

passes, sold to howie, chaired by the complement of the chairs of the Committee

tim: motion to create the Uncle Committee

descrip: to be the complement to the aunty committee

passed, sold to oliver for $3.01, chaired by Tim's uncles

woody: moTion to create the CommitTee [capitalized queue]

purpose: anti-anti committee of the anti-anti-committee

- sawyer: capitalized C? yes

- also capitalized Ts now

- prospekt: committeez nuts

- tim: questions depth of committee

- kushal: [unrelated] finally got chair to face that way

passed, sold to woody for $3 , chaired by everyone who's the chair of the anti-committee

[discussion of anti-s and committees]

charles: motion to allow no-ops

- dilatory

- failed change of mind

motion to create health pack (+44+4hp) spawns every 23 minutes that spawns in, claim by shouting "i claim the medkit"

- charles: change phrase to "MEDIC [russian accent]", accepted

sawyer: ammend to 44+4 hp, accepted

tim: ammend to 5d5+5 hp, howie insteads changes it to 8+[8d4] hp [accepted]

sawyer: can you go above 100hp? probably, given no max is set.

passes

real and relevant announcements

tools training on friday, 7pm

cmukgb.org/kage

exec meetings on 3rd floor office in UC at 12pm

schmucks

tim: wordle sharing site, link in ⁠word-hole

woody is making games, ask him 4 details

woody: [misc hand motions]

tim : purpple purp seafoam green red purple

twain: motion to left

kushal: angry about red out of order

woody: motion to /knuckles

chood: motion to ultra violet

woody: motion to infrared

tim: motion to set contemplatively for 15-20 seconds

[sitting for seconds occurs]

oliver: motion to deal -100 hp

[chants of stage rights occurs]

oliver: lets us leave

have some matrices:

[3 1][x x]' - 8 = 8 - 8 = 0

[3 1]([2 2] - [3 -1])' = [3 1]([-1 3])' = [0]

[3 1]([2 2] - [5 -7])' = [3 1]([-3 9])' = [0 ]