Minutes20220919
MEETING 9/19
OFFICER REPORTS
Twain: bad decisions
NEW PEOPLE
molly, she/her, neuroscience, doesn’t like florida
Jessica - she/her, bio, holding pencil & paper
Sydney - she/her, chem, different sized pupils
Chloe - she/her, cs, sophomore, likes rain
Charles - slept too much
Event: Trivia, wean 5403, bring ur friends, watson, Friday 7:00
Izzy- slept a lot, missed roles, SUBMIT TO PRAVDA Temais#5279
Julia- had a boring weekend, professor brought dog to class, bleached worms
Howard - ordered fidget toys, PAY DUES 15$/sem, 20$/ year, discounts on tshirts, giving Tuesday in November, pay your dues by the end of september if you’re a returning member
Kaylie (not present)- went to a halloween theme bar, got scared by scary movie, got witch finger
COMITTEE REPORTS
mealblock committee - 5$
corn subsidies board & armchair economics - corn is back below 7$
adhoc moral support committee - semester is getting hard, feel free to talk to us about things, please don’t be sad all the time
Mr. Propaganda Machine - vampire in meeting nonverbal
Hivemind - Postmodern nevermind album cover surreal, also in meeting nonverbal
Anthony has the thing (not present)
Howard gets the spirit of the thing - overwhelming number of recruiters
NEW BUSINESS
Charles: motion to allocate 1000$
McKenna: motion to make a standing rule such that if you say seconded in a distinct voice it counts as an actual second for your motion emoji: wizard emoji
PASSED, been changed, no voice is distinct according to kevin
Charles: allocate 69$ and 420 c for sippy sips and nummy nums
PASSED, sippy sips and nummy nums for the event
Julia - motion to create the navel gazing committee - purpose “What purpose can any person or group of people have….”
Sold to avalon for 3$, chaired by;
Tim: motion to create the committee for feeding smaller, more frequent meals to the ensigns, purpose: “navel grazing”
Howard: motion to ammend purpose to “navel graze chicken churros”
failed, committee has not been made
Passed
Sold for 5.25$ to Tim, chaired by himself and whichever officers are running the mess hall
Twain: motion to #define a bid of Chicken Churro (El gallo’s monster) to be a bid of $4.25
PASSED, been changed, some kind o
McKenna - motion to make it so you can make a sitting rule, which is like a standing rule, but it sits down immediately
chair down (cmu kgb specific emoji)
PASSED (in spite of Kevin’s tyranny) - been made into a rule
McKenna: GPT3 KGB motion provided by Oliver “CMU KGB Would like to make a sitting rule such that all members have to wear cowboy hats at meeting emoji is united nations”
Avalon: consequences for no hats?
Nick: cowboy hatless - can we get cowboy hats subsidized by the treasury.
Tim: motion to allow for the subsidizing of cowboy hats before the sitting rule sits down
McKenna: Consequences will only be enforced 2 minutes of standing rule being in effect, you have to say yeehaw then
Avalon: limitations on cowboy hat, more precise definition
Izzy: motion to gaslight the president into thinking everything is a cowboy hat
Twain: motion to create the gaslighting committee, purpose: gaslighting
Tim: it totally already exists
Various gaslighting of the president
PASSED - sold for $4.25 to Howard, chaired by light, gas, smoke, boom
Howard: motion to create the otherworldly culinary standards committee purpose: cosmic churros, chicken lattes
FAILED
Izzy: motion to #define cosmic churro as the average color of every El Gallo in the universe (golden rooster, store, food, yes)
Twain: Piss yellow
Howard: Shit brown
PASSED, been #defined
Nick: motion to cosmic churro
Twain: motion to poll mr. propaganda machine with the average color of every el Gallo in the universe
Howard: motion to table for a week
PASSED, been tabled
Charles: motion to create the new jokes committee, “try with every inkling of effort to find new jokes for this org”
Tim: motion to add not a cult to the space mexico tequila chant
Twain: already non canonical
PASSED: new jokes committee, sold for howard to 9$, chair: all the CIA members who wanted to do booth
McKenna: Mauve
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Kevin: WE R EXEC, exec meetings sunday
Charles: trivia night, friday, bring your friends, do trivia, Friday, 7:00, wean 5403
Kevin: We’re looking for booth chairs. Booth is building a very small house in a short amount of time
Kevin: We need people to help write for the murder mystery even
SCHMUCKS
Tim: tomorrow is national voter registration day, you are eligible to register to vote in PA, if you don’t come from a swing state, Nov 8
Twain: get vaxxed, Flu, new bivalent omicron
Howie: pay dues
Tim: colors & gitfo
