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The Rachels
-The magnificent duo who are interchangeable, but it is not recommended to do so.
-In their free time, they like to find and repair (or exploit, depends on the day) rifts in the space-time continuum.
-Had no idea that 'continuum' had two U's prior to typing the previous sentence.
-Made of radiation
-THERE IS NO THIRD RACHEL! WE DO NOT SPEAK OF HIM!
-Never read the small print
-Use 620% of their combined brain power.
-Tear Lisa apart!
-Have never had Scarlet Fever
-Invented SCIENCE!
-Always carry spoons around in case $hit gets real!
-Recognize Pluto as a planet
-Are not twits
-Sunk the Titanic (our bad)
-One-half of The Rachels does not sleep, EVER!
-Caffeine-based lifeforms
-Hate Gwen because she's a b!tch
-Enjoy jumping off of things
-Never have a Plan B, in fact we rarely have a Plan A
Legally, it's questionable Morally, it's disgusting Personally, we like it!
