Minutes20100927

Officer Reports

       Jboning
               Takes off CIA sweatshirt to reveal CIA shirt, gets saluted
               Really awful week - don't get sick in multiple ways
               Ahhh so much work
               Fails at interesting things
               IV overnighter
       Eforney
               Went shopping for arts and crafts, bought a hat
               Went to rolls
               Went to FMarrrrrr, lots of people smiling
               No new people, except for Tim's guitar
       Zsparks
               Shadowrun and grading
               We got turned down from the frat party because they found out
                   we were crashing
               EVENT! Improv night! (same thing as mad libs)
       Arsenij
               Pretty boring
               Spent a lot of time drawing twright's hair
               His cat apparently had an interesting weekend
                   This weekend, it caught a chipmunk, which hid behind the
                       fridge
                   It gets fed human food because it hates cat food
               submit to pravda
       Twright
               HackU
               Didn't sleep for 35 hours
       Scorri
               Went to IV overnighter
               Was tired
       Bubbles
               Pretended to be a CS major
               Played ultimate, hackU, improv, hackU, etc.
               anagram "Carnegie Mellon" = "malloc engineer"

Committee Reports

       Use KGB as a winter reports it's still summer
       251 torture committee success but later
       Ornithopter committee says success
       Ghost Stories Committee makes a joke... old people get it I think
       Don't worry it's for science says don't worry about odors and lights
       Injudicious Excavation I was late to office hours because of shower
       Fortune Telling Fish committee says worry
       Ad-hoc death by irony committee says CEO of Segway died by driving a se\

gway by driving off a cliff on a segway

       Shawn & Quuxum variety hour says many people dislike prostitution
       Accidentally Jboning'd a presidency apologizes for his absense
       Spoken Lyrics Committee is HILARIOUS and AWESOME
       Trebor says people are out of order
       Gratuitous Obscenity says "ass ass titties titties ass and titties"
       Injudicious Excavation says minecraft has delved too deep into his free\
time
       Road trip storytelling committee tells a story about bisons
       Storytelling committee tells a story about ex-world leaders

New Business

       Create That's a Good Question, Let me take this off to that's a good question, let me...
           Sold to twright for $16, chairs him, afalk, and anyone who has removed clothing at KGB
       Wallace Wells Committee to encourage people to come up with better comebacks
           Sold to zsparks for $15, chairs kjones
       Allocate $50 for the event
       WAA committee with purpose WAA
           append to purpose " and to provide more dakka"
           append to purpose " and to speak japanese"
           append to purpose " and to get tvaughan a pedal for his guitar"
           append to purpose " and visit people in washington"
           sold to jchauvin with purp
       Inception and Vuvuzela committee to BWAAAAzzzzBWAAAAAzzzz
           postponed indefinitely
       Swiss Army Knife committee to whatever you need
           Change name to Swiss Army Committee
           append to purpose *snik*
           sold to dkozel for $20 chairs him rocket matt and people who went *snik*
       Triple High Five committee to self-explanatory
           Change purpose to "FWAAAAA"
           Change name of the committee to "FWAAAA"
           Sold to mbritton for $6, chairs him and tim and anyone who went FWAAAA

Announcements

       EVENT! improv night! in A18*
       PAY YOUR DUES
       Booth needs to happen soon - WE WILL BE VOTING ON WHETHER WE ARE DOING BOOTH NEXT WEEK OH GOD IMPORTANT

Shmuck

       Next monday - showing of Get Lamp (about text adventures)
       Ultimate Ninja stuff happening
       Ultimate Frisbee 430 on friday, meet on flagstaff
       Relay for life saturday night - sunday morning
       Glisson (Zombies @ CMU) needs NPC