Avocado sauce mixed with cigarette dented bobblehead 42

I wonder what the point of these things are anyways.

1. Wake up, shower, shave, brush teeth etc.

2. Go back to your room.

3. Open your drawer/cabinet/closet or whatever and select the shirt and pair of pants you will be wearing today.

4. Put one leg through one of the legs of the pants, front facing forewards.

5. Put your other leg through the remaining leg of the pants.

6. Pull up the pants the rest of the way, zipping your fly, buttoning, and putting a belt on if necessary.

7. Remember you forgot to put on underwear, look for a clean pair and put it on after undoing steps 4-6. Redo steps 4-6 and then go on to step 8.

8. Put your shirt on, dummy.

9. Go crazy with socks and shoes. No seriously, I expect full on insanity in that department.

10. Congratulations, you are now ready to [the village]!