Ikrislov
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ikrislov:
- -Otherwise know as "Iv" (as pronounced in the word "pervasive") or the number 4 (Count Chocula says, "ah ah ah".)
- -Is a member of the quartet
- -Has a third degree black belt in the martial art of creeping
- -Will kick you apart
- -Is the cause of all gaps in the fabric of reality
- -Is a towel
- -Cannot be seen amongst snow
- -Always carries a spoon around in case $hit gets real!
- -Fought gravity and won
- -Fought gravity and lost
- -Owns a bow tie and a fez