Minutes20120507

Reports

-Bubbles: weekend, improv, eldoc, today: broman / rntz, in kitchen heard sounds, bird? maintanence request, later saw bird flying repeatedly at glass door trying to get out, violently, bubbles got coat as shield (masculine), opened doors, bird bolted out, was a free bird. Yay no poop from scared bird

Tvaughan (looks like pcd): weekend, stuff, sunday -> aeronauts

-broman: weekend, studying not early enough, bird in house (heard it in bathroom not kitchen (someone stalking on shower?)), EVENT! Mafia Night! RSVP if forgot, can maybe fit you in, uc black chairs at 6 (maybe leaving at 6!), bring money 20-25

-mmeyerho: dancing, work, PRAVDA

-Xander: ??

-Kelly: weekend, grilling, lots fire :D, stupid things with fire, homework saturday at midnight, procrastinate sunday (wake up at 4:30) INTERLUDE: mckinnie tries to shoot bubbles, marlena intervenes trying to do work, daydreaming about new york. PostGazette for free MOONNNEY!

RecSec was late because art people do not know what end of class means when it comes to critique

Xander had a weekend. Learned a lot about being an adult. Totally overrated. Will remain an obstinate child forever. Thinks it is going well, thoug

Marlena: Grillings, Frisbee, did not injure herself, wdid work, playetesting, staying up until n in the orning finishing an awful paper.

Ad hoc birdhunter committee: you should have called me because I used to trap shorebirds. Birds do not poop when scared.

Pasta knight committee: upcoming success

Puzzling committee: puzzlehunt planning at 8 PM in porter A22. Let broman/scorri know if you want to be on the list

Eforney is pretty committee: is it going to be like this forever?

The test the recsec committee will not try anything funny today because Xander actually brought a doomsday device

Ad hoc art committee reports… What?

251 torture committee: good news and bad news – we only have a week left and we only have a week left

Thing: Pcd has the thing was given to ccolombo so it would not corrode. This is news to her. Molly wants the thing – sunburn is not her fault

Where in the world is Carmen phennego To locate the phenning with history and shit The pfenning is in a live duck Passes $2 to twright disbanded

Create the aeronautics committee Purpose (throws a paper airplane) Glorious people airforce committee reports success Is the people glorious or the airforce? – yes Ad hoc Oren can’t make paper airplanes committee reports: wtf is this? Passes $2 to twright disbanded

Create crazy comrade companion cube cosplay crossover Purpose: (companion cube with a whip and hat) change name to ccccccccc – failed for lack of second create out of order committee - dilatory Motion to overturn chair - failed some poem about ccc and then there was a joke about ccing in an email apature science + Nazis = profit? Passes $3 to Margaret she will chair

Create the $2 hole into which all committees must pass Purpose: to exist at the end of august What? It makes perfect sense! This will not last till august Motion to postpone until the next school year

Committee for furniture recognition of posteriors To get the president to say “the chair does not recognize your ass” more Eforeney is sure the chair recognizes her ass Bubbles sounds whiter than jboning when he says that. Motion to overturn the chairs ruling Motion to ban the word dilatory – you are all dilatory Motion to create out of order committee - ignored Everyone is dilatory Motion to impeach the president - ignored Motion for a role call vote Passes $2 to pcd he will chair

Create the piiikkaaawobwobwob Purpose: to observe more sick beats Append “and to remix everything with sweet dreams are made of these and paper cranes and crazy train” to the purpose - friendly Oh my god Becky look at her butt. It is so big Broman is a troll. I flick him off with a giant metal hand/doomsday device passes $3 to caroline

create the 10 dimensional committee Purpose: to turn everything into a string Tvaughan: and over here we have space Change name to something unrelated to purpose So there are 10 dimensions and everything is srings? Science or performance art? Timecube reports success Time travel does not favor timecube Timecube says something about physics Tvaughan: I could make a guitar with the universe Time mafia: all y’all shut up Passes $3 to steven anything not related to strings chairs

Real Relevant Announcements: Mafia night! Go to dinner so bring money and awesomeness. Go to black chairs at 6 pm even if you are taking a car. Dress fancy and arrive at 5:50

Pay for useless stuff! Please pay now. Because it is annoying otherwise. K is leaving on Sunday so this is your last shot until the fall.

Puzzlehunt planning!

Shmucks who like to mouth off: Marathon of Sherlock at 11:00 this Saturday in DH 1212

GTFO