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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
started with ctfws which was awesome and went really well
then an r7 party
then a booth meeting
then football
and NO WORK
Caroline
had a weekend
it was awesome
started with ctwfs
in one game went to jail 8 times
had an interview today!
new people!
bryan (frosty), math, north of nyc, has played videogames
JRAM
had a weekend
involved a lot of similar things
standard low energy CAPTURE THE FLAG WITH STUFF
r7 party
first 7 wonders in a while
EVENT
halloween party!
7:00 friday porter A18*
be costumes
Marlena
had a weekend
there was a last minute art field trip!
it was excellent
maybe potential for money dollars
ctfws was great except for the bit with running in heels
hung out with folks from far away
homework got done?
Zora
had a weekend
CtFwS was great!
surprising no one
on Saturday repeated the now annual tradition of watching Under the Red Hood on while R7 parties are happening
Saturday was great
Work must have happened on Sunday, because it got done
but not enough work got done
surprising no one
Dillon
had a week and a weekend and whatever
autograder broke, fixed it
ctfws
then party
all was fun
Mike
had a weekend
ctfws
had a moment with caroline in the jail with mutual keying
caroline got a flag
got homework done by 5pm on saturday
and then pancakes that tasted like childhood
COMMITTEE REPORTS
ad hoc I miss my home state
in New York there must be an outlet every 6 ft on every wall
illust journalist
will report via proxy this week
mysterious forces are sending messages
come to the harvest, there you will find ancient answers to ancient questions
ad hoc r7 shenanigans
eforney is now 8 for 9 on licking noses
insomnia
success last night and the night before
mis ap committee to burn down r7
failure
ad hoc overheard at ctfws
[to be added, all of these are beautiful]
ad hoc for those who don't know
broman wrote an essay about doors
misap dkirby nightmare in dreamland:
what
yoga flame
doorway
ctfws
IN YOUR TERRITORY NOT IN YOUR TERRITORY
Storytelling Committee
The Dudebird
(it's a dick joke)
ad hoc culinart and diversity
worlds of flavor is serving american food tonight
cheddar is a dish
the committee caroline made a while ago about costumes
woooo costume party on friday!
(costumes are optional but please wear clothes)
mashup
Train on Me
"Wow."
"It's really good."
costume committee suggestion:
go as a friend
commmittee to think up interesting committees beforehand: failure
ad hoc tables have turned: treasurer owes frieder money
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
the think not getting passed on is not frieder's fault
NEW BUSINESS
the last committee dkirby will ever buy: $10?
the committee to make money for the kgb disapproves
change purpose to $30
change last to second to last in purpose
passed
max bid committee: challenge accepted
change purpose $5 for every stupid thing dkirby has ever said
PASSES
$20 to McGinnis, dkirby shall chair
recreational essay writing: to provide weekly prompts for those interested in having fun
you should submit those to pravda
you should submit that to r/writing prompts
change name to parks and recriational etc
passes
b-KAW
wachow
$2 to frieder, anyone who writes for fun and he will chair
interpretive dance:
change name to explaining soft scifi committee
fails
can this committee explain interpretive dance?
it makes so much sense now
change name to proof by undergrad math class
fails
change name
invalid
how do you feel about tai chi
is there a such thing as uninterpretive dance
are these the droids you're looking for
ad hoc you're standing right behind me: i have no idea what's going on
is there a such thing as misinterpretive dance?
can I pet your invisible cat?
interpretive dance and argument
interp and argument dance edition
aka section GG
show me where the light touched you
PASSES
$4 to McGinnis, disbanded
pickle book: to be dillostory
spont shark pun: approves
change purpose to dillon's story
passes
how does this committee feel about purple pickle juice
ad hoc ccolombo's facination: dillon!
how does this committee feel about peter piper's peppers?
in 1842 in california, there was a family of dill pickles
they had a son
he went on to do many things
this is his story
how does this committee feel about cucumbers?
no
$3 to caroline, she and dillon and drewdles will chair
motion to nominate eforney as the new thomas
no
interpret dance: to incorrectly interpret marlena's dances
do the yoga flame motions count?
yes
the intent of the essay that ethan wrote for fun states that if the artist had an intention, it's never relevent later
so it's impossible to misinterpret
except for the doogie
how does
v hills, sideways, and i don't know what this is
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC
marlena's next assignment is to pick a crazy song to lipsync
so people can interpret it
ad hoc misinterpretation and bad arguments: success
how does this committee feel about the hokey pokey?
yes?
how does this committee feel about twerking
twerking is the representation of--
--OF THE BUTT
but is your heart in it?
anatomically no
PASSES
$4 to Mike, marlena will chair
committee for ccolombo's fascination: to fascinate ccolombo
why do we want to put 8 of them together? that would be weird
fasten 8
mis ap committee to give scorri more sugar: success
the duck
7 wonders
spaghetti
spaghet
ethan did it
PASSES
$4 to skye, all those who fascinate ccolombo will chair
adorable assasinations: to think up cute ways to kill people or dispose of remains
apparently a lady's puppy chewed through her foot while she was asleep
adorable puppies!
john wilkes booth is adorable
ad hoc committee to assassinate the president
let's drown broman in cotton candy
how does this committee feel about rubius hagrid
they're interested in collaborating
ecoli is ADORABLE
one of their favorite methods is:
freezing a body then building a snowman about it
when the spring comes there will be lots of people standing very still
$2 to frieder, working on it will chair
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for this event
interpretting mike's handwriting: bulunce
the dance if impeeible bulunce
the rice of impeeible bulunce
skye's driver's license said she was born in 1866
did mike write "I just want to be stoned"?
are those even letters?
$5 to frieder, mike will chair
motion to create the out of order committee: motion to create the out of
bruce sharkstein: to replace words in lyrics with shark
shaaark shark, do do, do do do do
change name to shell sharkverstein
fails
goin' off the rails on a SHARK
nanananananananananana SHARK
na, na, na, nananana, SHARK
carry on my wayward SHARK
how does this committee feel about sharknado?
cautions approval
how does this committee feel about sharkano?
cautions approval
how does this committee feel about resold tickets at an inflated price
yes
all you need is SHARK
SHARKlights, SHARKlights
I wanna be the very SHARK
I like big SHARKS and I cannot lie
are we humans or are we sharks
I'm SHARK and I know it
it's just a SHARK to the left
cause every girl crazy 'bout a SHARK dressed man
PASSES
$4 to JRAM, he will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Halloween!
bring board games
there will be candy
reminder to pay for committees you buy
booth
meeting yesterday
it went well
meetings are sundays at 3:00, porter A18A
that's where you do input on booth (or facebook)
next week is finalizing floorplans and roof hight, and doing plot things
SCHMUCKS
ITR saturday!
wean 4 at 10 pm
it's kind of like mafia without talking and with running
stever haunted house
between 8 and 10
at least one of the floors is gonna be awesome
the all university orchestra is having a bakesale in the UC on thursday and friday
conjuring will be showing this weekend
thanks to people who came to the SDC party!
Red Sox!
Buggy!
purple and gtfo
