Minutes20141203

Officer Reports!

    Marlena had a Thanksgiving with lots of food and alcohol and comics
    Stuart had a weekend but there is no more stuffing
    Mike -- we have a shrodinger event -- Either Skating! (don't kill the children) it's $4 to enter, $6 to rent
               or Get Board Get Carded
    Zora had a Thanksgiving with lots of pies
    Skye had a Thanksgiving
    Dillon had a weekend in bus hell
    Frieder yeah pretty much that

Committee Reports

    The Heroin committee supports comics
    The possibly ad hoc possibly misappropriated comics ruined my life committee reports success 
    The bus hell committee reports a rock shattered one of the window panes of the bus, causing further delays
    The committee to have Korra take your weekend -- Korra got better
    The misappropriated can we have class outside committee still wants to have the meeting outside
    Embarrasing story -- Grandfather took a picture of us as a family with her iPad
    Evil linguists -- academie Frances is responsible for saying what is French has a uniform with a cape and a sword
    French Batman? Someone sent them a letter, and they responded saying the female because "bat" is female and made some inuendo about batman and robin
    Aerial Reconaissance -- Glenn is going to fly to LeTroupe on Sunday for brunch!
    War on Christmas committee reports SUCCESS
    The war on Thanksgiving reports a phenomena in NY reporting theres a war on Thanksgiving
    The I live in DC, damnit committee reports, if you can't confirm, you're watching the wrong news station
    The shadow corporation records its succcess at rigging the Turkey pardoning elections
    The I'm from MA, damnit committee reports the Turkey that was pardoned in southern MA was run over by a car
    Why is Disney so good now? -- Big hero 6 is fantastic
    The ad hoc product placement committee tells the professor who inspired inflatable robots to stop plugging the kickstarter

Old Business

    Murphy had the thing
    Afalk now has the thing and finals are not her fault this week

FINALS!, Stressers; finals, with hands on hips, PROJECTS, INTERVIEW QUESITONS, NOT AFALK'S FAULT, tears

    This will be on the final
    The ad hoc, let 
    Finals finals, malchovich malchovich
    Can we have a cheat sheet
    Final outside? 
    Interview questions instead of a final 
    $3 to Frieder
    DISBANDED YOU'RE ALL FREE

Declare and wage war on Thanksgiving; yeah, pretty much that

    Everyone trying to cook at the same time -- TOO MANY COOKS
    Isn't this a peaceful holiday
    $3 to Stuart
    Vegetarians

I promise I'm not [sic]; I'm not contagious

    $1 to Frieder
    

Horrible travels stories; you cannot get on this plane

    Pear
    I can't get on the plane without ID roommates!
    Frieder tells bad jokes
    Planes suck
    The Cunninghams had a 13 hour flight delay... its sadness
    So Glenn was flying back from death. Valley
    sooo many delays
    $3 to Frieder
    Disbanded

Tearring and Feathering; seems like a good idea

   The committee to war on Thanksgiving is curious as to this practice
    $1 to Shelby
    Steven

Gift of Jabs; get cho jabs!

    Stuart has a job
    JABS!
    $1 to Afalk
    Everyone but Frieder

Cigarettes and pillow fights; tarring and feathering for a more civilized society

    FAILED

Not murder; NOT legalize it

    Large groups of crows
    Stand your ground
    Be a lobbyist!
    It is illegal to ever not be murdering someone
    Only one crime, breaking the LAW
    The Shadow Corporations sad
    $6 to Joe     
    Shadow Corporation

Double negative; to never not engage in double negatives

    This is not a bad idea
    Constructive logic
    The Everyone's a linguist committee is really damn frustrated -- they emphasize
    Esperant-NO
    Swearing lanuage -- Esperant-FUCK YOU
    Yeah no
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    $6 to Conner
    Never not me

Jelly Bean Research; why don't all jelly beans complete mitosis

    Why?
    GIANT JELLY BEAN
    $1 to Shelby
    All the jelly beans

Allocation not to exceed $50 for this weeks event

Actually important things that we should get on doing; to blow up the ocean

    Do they involve Neil Gaimen
    Traiditional piracy is mad
    Evil Seafood league reports HEY!!!!!1 NO GUYS!
    Tunnel to the center of the earth
    We must stop them
    Tunnel from the vatican to DC
    Innovative technologies committee can now melt
    Drowning llamas
    Llamas for sale
    Xander didn't like the Little Mermaid very much
    $6 to Frieder
    Alexes

We have a Shrodinger's Event -- KGB Falls on its ass

    or Get Board Get Carded