Minutes20141203

Officer Reports

    Everyone had a weekend
    Zora's fucking tired

Reports from existing committees

    The Kirby McGinnis variety hour is happy to say that only one of them has finals this semester
    Frieder's a nutcase
    Trig Teachers and People who have gotten too much sun reports tangent
    Look up in the skye committee reports that several people went star gazing 
    All yall silly people is wondering why you threw australian money at me
    Challenge -- Marlena has one unit of shame
    Max Bid reports continued failure -- there must be a biggest number

Old Business

    Afalk has the spirit of the thing
    Stuart is not at fault for the confiscation of the thing by the TSA

Time Vortex; Frieder's reddit account is 1000 days old today

    He wasted so much time
    Never go on reddit
    Clockwise or counterclockwise
    Photography? 
    $2 to Frieder
    Anyone who has lost their soul to reddit

Recovering injury bragging rights; look how far steven can stretch his neck

    Stupiduel
    Frieder is an inflexible douche
    It's a good idea
    My butt hurts slightly less than last time i reported about it
    $1 to Steven
    Everyone who has had an injury in the past year or future

Highlean Geography; to create a universal time independent map of high rule

    Google Maps for Mordor
    Zora's domain is what again? 
    Excuse me princess? 
    $3 to gorelik
    Eric and any other

Cinnomatic suggestions; movies are great

    Lense Flare!
    Interstellar was pretty good
    Cinnamon toast crunch was pretty good
    Bread your shiny french toast crunch
    Xavier Renegade Angel
    Epsilon 9
    Fargo!!!!!!!
    Minesota accent? It's horrible horrible horrible horrible
    French toast crunch has been availible in canada for a while
    3D doritos
    Doctor Who...
    Smash 4
    Old Survivor and Old Sailor Moon 
    $2 to Murphy
    Anyone who watches things to use in committee reports

Regional Accident; welcome to PA

    Welcome to Jewish, How about another adam sandler movie
    Welcome to Texas in a Minesota Accent
    Pokemon things
    Bad accents
    $4 to Frieder
    Anyone who doesnt have a standard accent

Squid appreciation; to make people appreciate squid

    Find a place to get good calamari
    Octopus
    Old Boy the movie.... it's bad
    Octopusssssssssssssssssssss
    $1 to McGinnis
    Bisdanded

To give punny names to all the colleges at cmu; one day steven is going to have lots of money and a school named after him

    How much does it take to buy a college? 
    The collee of fine sarts?
    Committee to give all the colleges creative chants strongly approves
    $2 to Joe
    Everyone who eats hambergers in hamburg hall

Useless math statements; bygones be bygones

    The questions been called
    $2 to Murphy
    Bygones

Rotate your dominat hand counter clockwise and leg countercockwise; its really hard

    Its really hard.....
    Really hardd
    Devils!!!!!!!
    Fire is hot
    

PHYSICS!; **glare at Mike**

    Fire is not hot
    Heat is transferred, people pretend to be smart
    Gravity fails like .1 % of the time
    $5 to Frieder
    Mike

Call the Question; to call the fucking question

     $3 to Stuart
     Objecotrs

Superhero bling; fuck steven

    Steven got all of the rings from the cereal boxes
    Steven is for the superhuman registration act
    Ironman suit
    Tony Stark is the coolest cat with the heart of steel
    $1 to McGinnis
    This bandit

Save the Cheetah; THEY WANNA MOVE THE CHEETO

    We must stop them
    Rotational motion to this object? 
    Activate the Wean Bot!
    I am Wean Bot
    $1 to Chris
    The turle

Vote of no confidence

The Bureaucracy; the paperwork

    Bur-speirracy
    The paperwork in flames!!!!!!!!!!!
    Light the thing on fire? 
    We tried this once....
    Clue?      
    Flaming paper snowflakes? 
    Does paper work? 
    Paper burns very well in a cue
    Try burning paper in a tree
    Bribe your way out of paper
    $1 to Frieder
    People who light things on fire

Skye is From DC; that

    DC has Skye
    It's because of the ring
    I'm batman!
    $2 to Mike
    Skye and DC people

oh god make it stop; OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

    Film Club!
    000 color
    Plot? 
    Unrealistic giggle things
    Rory's Cactus
    XKCD
    Optimal movie? 
    Bikes and hats, lets make it happen
    White liquid
    $2 to Ed
    Disbanded

Real Relevant announcements!

    Geek Eat is happening! Leaving the UC black chairs at 4