Minutes20151102
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OFFICER REPORTS
mike
had a weekend
GRAD SCHOOL
also farts
skye
had a weekend
we had TWO BATMANS at the event
new people
worms, econ at pitt, monroeville, not through the window
dillon
had a weekend
started with the event (sentinels!!)
went to another party where he was ALSO in costume and played sentinels
EVENT
kgb digs its own grave
7:00, breed hall, friday
it's karaoke
ctfws!
go see the announcement at the bottom
erin
had a weekend
finished a sweater
it was too small
now it's a cat bed
it's november so she's knitting another sweater
zora
had a weekend
comp is crap
IS PRINTING A BOOK
joe
had a weekend
involved a surprising amount of uke
lots of shell (?)
p-p-p-p-puns
murphy
had a weekend
got to make dumb puns on his costume
also ITR!
lots of new people! ran the whole thing himself
all the compilers
all the syntax
had to check to see if his birthday was in fact tomorrow
COMMITTEE REPORTS
swear of the week
fuck sticks
free food distribution committee
murphy walked out tf the uc with a scone
put it in his bike basket
biked here
it was gone
there is a scone on the mall
roomba army
zhhhhhhh dodododoot doDOO
visit the director of the fbi while he's still here
if you weren't already on a list, you are now
disbanded michael c murphy memorial committee
murphy made his job in the cmu directory "not the vice-president of student affairs"
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
missing a midterm is not redwana's fault this week
committee to find the real difference between math and logic
PASSES
$1 to maddy, owen will chair
NEW BUSINESS
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $1 for owen
joe is the treasurer!
zero dollars does not exceed 1 dollar
mike doesn't want to set precedent with this committee
motion to table indefinitely
FAILS
winner of this committee receives a hundred dollars: winner of this committee receives a hundred dollars, second place receives nothing
motion to append "from the official bank of zimbabwe" to the purpose
they just use USD now
everyone's an economist!
PASSES
$?? to afalk
committee on second person shooters: to create a genre of video games in which you play the person getting shot
isn't this a first person shooter
no: you switch to the person ABOUT to die, and you're the bad guy so you can't fight for shit
as a game designer, marlena thinks that this is just a FPS where you're losing
we should make this our booth
booth committee points out that we still have time to change our theme
motion to change this committee to "give a million kids to owen"
PASSES
motion to clarify that the kids are goat kids
PASSES
there's a service where you can just hire someone to bring goats to eat your lawn
we are now in purple
PASSES
$?? to harry, ?? will chair
committee to give owen 10 millon pet rocks: to make owne in charge of an international provider of gravel and paving stones
note: not the committee to get owen stoned
motion to change name to "give owen 10 million rock pets"
afalk has the relevant rock
owen says "acceptable"
PASSES
yarnivores stole a rock
motion to add to the purpose "and also bread rolls" so he can get rocks and rolls
PASSES
PASSES
$2 to owen, owen will chair
everyone's an economist: to make sure that that never happens again
erin played monopoly once, she knows how money works
fun fact, the banker is supposed to screw you over
tim played monopoly once, he knows how money works
worms is an actual economics student, he has no idea about how money works
we are all adults: we do not know
(nika's not)
that cool hack you found about embezzlement? that's fraud
life hacks: commit crime
change name to "KGB commits white collar crime"
PASSES
motion to append to the purpose "money isn't real"
FAILS
change name to "kgb commits purple collar crimes. it's a little more, you know, cool."
PASSES
change name to "kgb commits really fancy turnt up collar crime because you know, we're going somewhere nice tonight"
PASSES
fuck all of you
motion to whatever
nah
how does this committee feel about three polos, ALL with the collars popped
that's not very economical, is it?
PASSES
$2 to kelly, the director of the nsa will chair
not the 90s: wow we're slow
there's this really cool new way to store your viles
it's a square, it has a little flappydoo
that's a typo up there and i do not care
change name of the committee to "not the 90s!!!!"
PASSES
this is technically from the 2000s, but it was forever ago so whatever
harry's school computer got a virus that would spew confetti whenever you opened word
change name to "actually the 80s, with a bush and a clinton running and also a new star wars movie"
motion to replace "clinton" with "decaucus"
FAILS
how do you spell old white man names
when did the 90s become a concept?
the 80s
actually as soon as the decade rolls over
motion to change the puropse to "the gay 90s"
PASSES
PASSES
$3 to joe, the gay 90s will chair
why i paid attention in middle school english: new vocab word: hore
spelled "hore" but erin paid attention
the DOCTOR'S named frankenstein, not the monster
kelly has had teachers named Ms. hor and ms butt
the teacher for erin's class never committed an outfit once
nick's teacher did that with superhero tshirts
mike aspires to that
PASSES
$1 to erin, erin's english teacher will chair
socially unacceptable transportation: skipping is better than running
heelies
if you don't alternate legs, it becomes galloping
cooler and better
rickshaw but the seat is made out of people also
car-skateboarding
interpret that as you may
GLENN'S DAD WOULD THREATEN TO MAKE THEM DO THAT
glenn called his bluff and he got scared
we make a bus, like the flinstones, but the passengers run it
pedal pubs. that is all
harry saw one in pgh where everyone was wearing different colored wigs
erin's grandmother used to do the car skateboard thing with sledding
change purpose to "breeding dogs large enough to ride" instead of "skipping"
PASSES
they only have to be big enough to carry espy
there are totally dogs big enough
we've succeeded
PASSES
$1 to erin, erin and any one who goes on a pedal pub tour with her
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
PASSES
stupid history committee: skye reported from it earlier but it doesn't exist
change COMMITTEE to "stupid history: facts are for kids"
PASSES
you'll never guess what warren g harding named his penis
jerry
(james poke)
no really, it's jerry
it's on the record
he wrote smutty fucknotes with all the women he was having affairs with
like james joyce but funnier
motion to make next week's swear of the week "smutty fucknotes"
the swear of the week committee approves
aaron burr once set himself on fire by trying to light a candle with a gun
johnson wwas known for dropping his pants to try to intimidate people
he was known as a great negotiator
is that what he named his penis
no he named it jumbo
change name to "historical dick jokes"
passes
change name to "historical dick truths"
PASSES
note: purpose is still "facts are for kids"
"facts are for kids, but like, goat kids"
we're on a list
PASSES
$4 to afalk, afalk, skye, and kate beaton will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
we dig our own graves
aka we sing
friday, 7pm, breed hall
CTFWS
capture the flag with stuff
next week!
you can find info about it
on our website, or rules.cmukgb.org
we suggest you do actually look at the rules
if you wanna judge, email exec.cmukgb.org
espy drew a cuttlefish
(dick fish)
shirts
and sweatshirts!
murphy is going to post a form to order them tonight!
sweatshirts
my actions
prices will be on the form, and a link to the picture
we still have scarves so just...ask someone for those
buggy and ctfws shirts will be next semester
we have some letters in the office
DUES
if you pay your dues, you get a discount
$15 for a semester, $20 for the year
booth
theme is octodad!
meetings on sundays, ph a18*, 1:30
SCHMUCKS
brunch
erin gets brunch at schatz!
10:30 on sunday
spaghetti????
mirantis
by the campus deli
it's good go there
demosplash
this weekend
come hang!
in gates hillman
friday night, all day saturday
chiptune concert on friday at 9:30 in rashid
harry is djing
sometime between 10 and 12
he doesn't know where it is or exactly when
he'll post on facebook!
banghra in the burgh
this weekend!
this is a good time to go see it. we're really good.
erin and kelly are stage managing
puzzlehunt
THIS WEEKEND
noon to 8 on saturday
allies hair dying
sunday, 7pm, 420A in cfa
they're meeting at cfa to walk over
