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OFFICER REPORTS
Mike
had a weekend
involved lots of pigments going into lots of hair (or getting stripped out)
and panicking about ochem
Skye
had a weekend
started with USA
on sat there was an email: surprise! exam on monday
it was great
Dillon
had a weekend
also started with USA
ed needs to put images up
won google games!
(one)
sunday went to this cool house with music players and secret passageways and stuff
EVENT
LDOC Picnic
Leaving from UC Black chairs Friday @ 5:00pm -> Farpark
Food! Frisbee! Parachute!
there are usually burgers if we're outside
(rainplan PHA18*)
OTHER EVENT
Mafia Night
Weds May 6, leaving from Black chairs @fivish (we'll let you know)
Gonna get italian food and be mob bosses
(at bucca di beppo)
RSVP BY END OF LDOC PICNIC to any ov:
events@cmukgb.org
2vp@cmukgb.org
dlareau@cmu.edu
(dress fancy)
Erin
had a weekend
went overbudget at USA
saturday probably did tech things
sunday did more tech things
DS loadin and acapella show at the SAME TIME
no homeword done
no pravda!
(submit to pravda)
Zora
had a weekend
did what dillon and mike did, also typing is hard
Joe
had a weekend
started with USA which was quite the experience
followed by 4 hours of 240
followed by GUTS
there was a lot of 240, and sometimes sleep
Murphy
had a weekend
started with the event
went to GUTS
everything was amazing!
oh my god murphy when do you do homework
COMMITTEE REPORTS
i had a weekend committee
mari has purple hair!
expresidential mentoring
impending trial by fire
forgetful exec
the best defense is a good offense
proxy report by spencer the bear
abandoned, bought, returned to tech
misap booth
propose namechange for kgb
go by soviet student association
RAUCOUS APPLAUSE
constitutional revisionism
oh my god ed so many bylaws changes
conspiricy theory
someone has invaded exec
google games blew googles circuit breaker
frieder can now disable his phones's alarm from his wrist
unreasonably too far tall tales
rich guy in the 80s built a weird house
would introduce his girlfriend as hitler's daughter. why.
catspiracy
don't worry about it
joe is dillon
shadow corporation
we have your money
(y'all voted for him)
jeffery requests their tax returns
catspiracy
have you ever seen dillon and joe in the same room?
the filibuster committee has a--dilatory
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
the damage that has come to the necklace to the thing is not murphy's fault this week
NEW BUSNESS
wombat committee: to leave erik's mark on the kgb
change name to wombutt
PASSES
PASSES
$4 to erik, disbanded
dictatorial shadow council for life: tho it already exists bc joe took their money, frieder and marlena are in charge here
PASSES
$9 to Marlena, she and frieder and stuart will chair
inintentional ventriloquism: when you try to say something and someone else says it
there's no rule saying a dog can't second their own committee
mike doesn't understand puppies
replace all dog with wombat
(objection, tiny puppy)
motion to retrain mike to like dogs
...dilatory
ed no
we're tabling it?
okay. oh until we allocate dollars for a dog
motion to allocate $50 for a dog
counterproposal: get adam blank to buy a dog instead so josh shuts up
PASSES
forgetful exec:
annalise, socal (shitsville palmdale??), civil and environmental engineering, likes watching netflix
mark, NJ, econ & CS, wears a lot of gray shirts
kgb watches disney movies: cmu is hard
frieder made a let it go joke
can include dreamworks and pixar movies if erin has them on dvd and likes them
a baddddd pun battle happened when I wasn't paying attention
PASSES
$4 to Erin, anybody who shows up to watch disney movies with her will chair
committee something something hellweek: sharing stories about hellweek
afalk submitted homeworks through blackboard instead of email. they were not recieved.
PASSES
$1 to frieder, he and person with best hellweek story will chair
just enough to get a phd: to learn how much you need to know about a subject to SEEM like you have a phd
committee made redundant by sully and tom strong
you cannot just do this for art history
they know
they know the things you do not know
and they will laugh at you
everything changed when the roccoco nation attacked
modern art is not what you think it is
PASSES
$1 to afalk, anyoen who'll be here for more than 4 years
steven no
appeals; to appeal the decision of the chair
mike is not an apple
does this involve creating a kgb appeals court
motion to make it a secret, secret court
sure
motion to give secret court a secret exec
dilatory
motion to change to secret knight court
sure
motion to give the secret appeals court a secret police force
eh
motion to appeal the chair's decision to call on josh
3, 2, 1, fuck you josh
PASSES
$1 to ed, he will chair
kgbottlecaps: take all existing bottlecaps out of holes in wean and replace them with kgbottlecaps
change name to kgbuttlecaps
PASSES
we'd need tall people
we can rebrand the existing ones
but it's a lot of work
change all wean with "that place with the sun don't shine, aka wean"
motion to tear down wean and rebuild it from the bottom up
(yes)
building a giant boot that is in the shape of wean
kgbutts approves
weanbot is an ephemeral spirit
it cannot be destroyed
motion to replace challenge coins with bottlecaps
out of order
(but no)
PASSES
$2 to skye, she and anyone who will help her will chair
motion to create a standing rule that "sorry zora" can also mean "friendly"
are we still in discusion of this
apparently yes
PASSES
staaaaaaaahp: staaaaaaahp
how long is that vowel
like 7
please stop asking
motion to change porpoise to "goooooooo"
FAILS
can it be 8 vowels?
kgb is airhorns and babies
PASSES
$2 to erin, she and anyone else who tells people to stop when they have gone too far
allocation not to exceed $150 for supplies for the event
PASSES
yolo light: when you see a yellow light and you REALLY need to get through it
change name to strip driving
not friendly
there was context for this i swear
FAILS
append to name "and the red light district"
PASSES
ed figured out how to get from the airport without stopping
...oh no
append "sorry zora" to purpose
FAILS
going down the helix in a wheel chair seemed like a good idea
steven has his hand on the brake the whole time
(yolo LITE)
$1 to murphy, he will chair
crystal gems: you heard it here first, folks
erik's team was the wombat's, steven's was the crystal gems
everyone in the kgb whould have both a gemsona AND a wombatsona
change crystal gem to crystal butts
PASSES
cleavage
(butt cleavage)
PASSES
$3 to erin, anyone with a butt
eye backflip: when eyerolling just isn't enough
motion to create the iBackflip
stuart sees what you did there
he said eye
but
you know
PASSES
$1 to steven, sam will chair
i am not a crook: you were all there, there was an election, marlena was not impeached
we have a lot of nixon committees
remove all instances of not
FAILS
replace all instances of crook with "bugmars"
FAILS
dicks of game theorists: you think you're not a crook, but that cool life hack you just found is called FRAUD
cool life hack: BREAK THE LAW
we are now in purple
PASSES
$3 to frieder, marlena, he and anyone who DIDN'T commit a crime today
dickish game theorists committee: that cool hack you found is TOTALLY FRAUD
everyone is laughing at dicks and butts
dickbutts
dickbutt
dickbutt
PASSES
$1 to frieder, all AEpi will chair
this committee is gross and also i didn't hear what steven said: something something lies?
change name to "wholesome"
PASSES
the bad prostitutions committee has enough money to take you down
PASSES
$1 to stuart, people who come to advertise for us next semester will chair
sleeper agent: somebody here brought a nerf gun. just sayin.
change name to "kaffinateGB"
meghan's last name is kaffine
that's it that's the whole joke
PASSES
$1 to murphy, disbanded
mike is a neckbeard: the hat
noooooooooo
erin can crochet them a neckbeard
hi my name is tips, tips fedora
FAILS
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
LDOC Picnic
Leaving from UC Black chairs Friday @ 5:00pm -> Farpark (bartlett shelter)
Food! Frisbee! Parachute!
there are usually burgers if we're outside
(rainplan PHA18*)
OTHER EVENT
Mafia Night
Weds May 6, leaving from Black chairs @fivish (we'll let you know)
Gonna get italian food and be mob bosses
(at bucca di beppo)
RSVP BY END OF LDOC PICNIC to any ov:
events@cmukgb.org
2vp@cmukgb.org
dlareau@cmu.edu
(dress fancy)
dinner!
we get dinner at resnik after meetings! come eat with us
SCHMUCKS
dickbutt
erin has WEH 5328 on wednesday!
watch disney movies!
sign mari's yearbook!
especially if you're leaving and you're not gonna be here next year
from friday evening through a couple weeks after that there's gonna be a senior art show!
go see marlena on friday from 6 to 8!
dance thing on f...riday?
dancer's symposium
back to the future marathon
it's 2015
message skye
motion to purple and GTFO
