Minutes20150202
Officer Reports
Marlena -- wait, Pleseasauri are taking over the KGB
Stuart -- plebeasaur destroyed our booth
Mike -- UPA is happening!!!!!!!!
Zora -- Plebeasaur, and actually has a pravda
Skye -- Pleabeasaur is spelled 6 different ways in the minutes and the meeting has just started
Dillon is a useless asshat
Frieder -- see Dillon's report
Xander is very disappointed in us for not working harder The KGB secret police will be taking you in for questioning The innovative technologies committee makes a comment The innovative technologies committee has 2 new technologies for sale, do you want to buy Plebeasaur goggles? They don't know how to get back. Also, we're selling things that cut the dinosaurs in half The committee to whore out the KGB is telling you not to try diplomacy The Guild of Calamitous intent says you see what happens when the Evil Seafood league does what they want Evil Seafood League -- blow up the ocean! this isn't our fault Challenge Committee is being untabled -- motion to table?
Todays losers include: Zora, Marlena (also Dillon and Frieder because they always lose)
Tabled for 2 weeks
Plebeasaurus Task Force: pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kill the pleseasaurs
The Shadow Corporation has probably absolutely not been funding anything
The misappropriated IRS is frustrated
Entirely out of pleseasaurs
Marlena has recordings....?
$4 to Stuart
Frieder
Task force pleseasaur; to take a bunch of the killed pleseasaurs and build a larger pleseasaur out of them
$1 To Murphy
Disbanded
Pleseasaur assasination committee; to detach assetts to Scotland
Remove pleseasaur from the name of this committee?
Ringleader is nessy. thats it, it happened
$3 to Frieder
Too late
Frieder is a moron; Stuartis a moron
Lots of name changes
$9 to Mike
Mike shall chair
Frieder wants ultimate power
Please say no
Please please please say no
This meeting has actually been terrible until Frieder is a moron, and then Frieder took the table and I find him in power goes nicely with my suicidal thoughts
Purple
Motion to get the band back together
KGBucket; Frieder, Bucket, need I say more
Pineappling
Kick the committee
$3 to Frieder
Frieder shall get his ass kicked
Motion to not let frieder back in
Secure the Door!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Motion to assasinate the treasurer
Frieder task force; to protect the KGB from Frieder
motion passes
Isn't the point of KGB insubordination
Friends of the plebeasaurus committee; disguise ourselves as their friends and infiltrate their ranks
$8 to Joe
the shadow corporation super pack
KGB Stock Market; take the idea of a stock market
Motion to put Frieder in the stocks
Real Stock; that one
Extend the complex plane with 22 extra dimensions
Futures turn into funny things
Buffer overflow -- FALSE
Currency of the KGB is tangerines
Economics and math jokes -- Zora's personal hell
Tangerine to Joe
$2 to Joe
Frieder and Skye
Rory-telling; punny
Best cook ever
Blog = really good
(And thats what zora thinks..... so it must be awesome)
$1 to Murphy
Rory fans
Pyramid Scheme; auctions
The pyramid's name is bill cipher
Jeff you're in charge
Motion to put the KGB in a pyramid
Pleseasaurs?
$3 to Josh
Anyone who pays Josh etc
Squid Protection; to keep plebeasaurs away
Carnivores? Wait
Motion to give them food poisoning
Motion to feed Frieder to the Plebeasaur
Stock?
$1 to Mike
Disbanded
Shadow Archetype has been created
2nd Best Selling Novel; Bucket: Almost to the Top
Pyramid out of buckets thats missing the top
Self reference
Guys we haven't written the book.....?
Allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for this weeks event
Social Media programming; to #HastagDefineStuff
$Volcanovfacts
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Hashtags
$5 to Dillon
Everybody
We have an event! It's the UPA! Email exec!
ITR this saturday
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