Minutes20150119

      Note: minutes by Zora today, who did not care to edit them. Eeeeenjoy.

OFFICER REPORTS

   GUESS WHO WASN'T TAKING MINUTES
   IT WAS SKYE
   AND ALSO ZORA

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   lost forever, what will we do

OLD BUSINESS

   much question, so unknown

NEW BUSINESS

   math emergency: 1+1 = 3, something is wrong
       heinz committee
           shelby's first hw is due weeks from now
       sometimes 1+1 could equal 3
       mike redefines 1 to be 1.5
       PASSES
       $3 to frieder, dillon and frieder will chair
   
   heisenbug committee: 1 is 2 here, but 1 is .5 over here
       we can't measure the thing
           (yes and no)
       PASSES
       $1 to dillon, all physicists
   
   committee that will pass really really quickly: see name
       the fillibuster committee--
       question called
       PASSES
       $4 to ed, cats at his house. all of them
   
   pointless paint odor: this room smells like paint, but it was clearly not painted
       booth paint is bad paint
       seafoam green fortnight is murphy's greenday cover band
       PASSES
       $1 to mike, disbanded
   
   mailtime: for those moments when you get something really interesting in the mail and you just have to share
       blues clues committee supports
       frieder got a postcard from japan
           it's from his sister
           marlena hoped it was from the concept of japan
       the watchtower once received the new testament
       frieder finally got his book of mormon
       PASSES
       6 to stuart, the people whose mail he and frieder have gottem
   
   committee to buy the kgb parking: someone threw a parking token
       they're antiquated
       motion to make an allocation for like $14 million to buy the kgb a 747
           dillon: ...d'you think we could BUY gesling?
           it's really easy to cheat parking systems
       motion to make an allocation for $128.01 to cheat the parking system
           fails because dillon
       motion to make an allocation not to exceed $10 to bribe marlena
           no
       motions are funny guys
       joe wants to pawn the thing
       marlena has tried to rent a shark?
       (bearnado)
       PASSES
       $7 to ed, sharks will chair
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 to turn the KGB into sharks
       the committee to turn exec into kittens would like to object on the grounds that the sharks would eat the kittens
       fails
   
   committee to (on our own dollar) turn mike's car into a shark and park it: for the lols
       ed knows someone who is legally allowed to transport dolphins
       smart car with fire decals
       murphy's driven downtown at 2am with the wii shop music blaring through his open windows
       PASSES
       $3 to stuart, mike and he will chair
   
   committee on puns: something something committee as a whole
       name changed to "puns on wheels"
       motion to make the wheels square
           passes
       this committee is really going downhill
       it seems like we're going in circles
       motion to make the ground a series of hyperbolic curves to account for the square wheels
           passes
       PASSES
       $1 to ed, the committee as a whole will chair
   
   intergalactic senator auction
       frieder represents frieder
       eric represents all timelines of hyrule
       stuart represents the four ghosts of hyrule
       ed represents all the horses. all of them.
           there's a brand of shampoo advertised as being usable on both your horse and YOU.
       
   motion to create an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for this week's event
       PASSES
   
   the committee for innovative hair care products: your horse, and YOU.
       PASSES
       $10 to ed, he will chair
       note: we still don't really know why shampoo works
   
   motion to have a dream
       murphy already got dat
   
   motion to applaud cmu for finally making mlk day more than 3/5 of a holiday
       assorted golf claps
   
   we just learned how the UPA got its name
       you uh. don't want to know.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   WE HAVE AN EVENT
       Tool training
           Friday, 7:00, at the Kage
           please show up!
               if you know how to do stuff already we need you to teach other people and like. actually build.
   
   UPA is in two weeks!
       email mike (mwoolfor@andrew.cmu.edu) or cmukgbexec@gmail.com
           or skye if you have concerns at sctoor@andrew.cmu.edu

SCHMUCKS

   computer club has an event
       10pm-1am on friday in the UC! It's a late night event.
       if you wanna play ET, that's the place to do it
           it's as bad as it sounds
       or you could play oregon trail
       come have fun!
   
   for the lols committee
       it might be fun to do a geocache on campus for valentines day!
       contact mike!