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EXEC REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
started with Improv Night
which was fab
some people went to half price and gossipped about elections
(none of nomcom shhhhh)
Saturday was Puzzlehunt
fun, with some frustration
played Bonanza
Which is German for "bean anza"
included much shouting
on Sunday procrastinated on work for a long time, well into the late hours of the morning
James
had a weekend
started with Puzzlehunt
timezones look like congressional districts
has a lazercut wooden pog thing
games at Glisson's
then a Star Wars game where their Wookie got his other arm cut off
JRAM
had a weekend
on Friday dealt cocaine and explored the dark side of the monster truck business
aka Improv Night
on Saturday there was Puzzlehunt
pretty fun
was one of the only team to solve a puzzle
like, a specific puzzle
Sunday did work
EVENT
GBGC
you should only enter the room through an upsidedown reverse direction
PH A18*, 7:00, Friday
there will be an Ouija board
Marlena
had a weekend
flown out to Microsoft
got an offer!
very jetlagged
oh god 210
Zora
had a weekend
started with Improv Night
sat in the corner and watched, as is standard
then sang badly
no build on Saturday because Puzzlehunt
had a lot of fun yelling about body parts that characters have lost
actual build on Sunday!
Dillon
had a weekend
helped run Puzzlehunt
spent a lot of time sitting in a room not panicking
then sitting in a room playing 2048
then sitting in a room panicking because too many people finishing too many interactives
it worked out
Sunday was build
Mike
had a weekend
started with improv
many shenanigans
Puzzlehunt
then booth
and that was the weekend
COMMITTEE REPORTS
ad hoc Antijetlag Committee
have to be up at 6:00 in the morning? oh, you mean 10:00, yeah, that's fine
how did that math work out for you
Committee To Not Assassinate The President
success
ad hoc Conditional Dyslexic Committee
REVERSE
misappropriated Ad Hoc Committee
nest of baby hawks on Hammerschlag
Innovative Technologies Committee
look, dry ice!
it's really cold
Skyentology Committee
has a serious problem with people stealing their cocaine
Illustrious Journalist Collective
...send your taxes in?
Martin Freeman Memorial Committee
my lips are so chapped
misappropriated Time Travel Committee
in Europe, in the Elizabethan era, there were three different calendars
Each of three calenders said that April 15 was on a different day
about 11 days apart in one case
you could travel through time by going to France
misappropriated Alcoholist Committee
it's okay that it's Monday, we're celebrating
Booth Committee
order t-shirts! design has been decided.
fill out the midway release forms! you HAVE TO fill them out to work on midway
Zora will post the form again, as well as the times when you can pick the wristbands up
we need people for midway watch and booth watch shifts
don't show up drunk, don't be late
Nominations Committee
nominations
Dillon for treasurer
Dillon for 2vp
Shelby (tentatively, she needs to confirm to the recsec) for treasurer
Mike retracts 1vp
Stuart retracts 2vp
Dillon for 2vp
Steven for 1vp
blurbs
you should write a blurb about why you're great!
send them to nomcom or exec
No Pun Intended Committee
shark attacks, lobster defends
Alcoholist Committee
whisky sours at PHI are cheap and surprisingly delicious
I Love You Parents But Committee
James's dad and some other guys won a bar fight against an entire hockey team
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
booth panic is not Skye's fault
NEW BUSINESS
Committee for Friederian Sciences: [REDACTED]
motion to redact the purpose of this committee from the minutes
dividing by zero
all of dkirby's committees: growing wary of the proliferation of committees that contain KGB members' names
James is skeptical of the motive of this
motion to move to the Northeast corner of the US
it's a MAINE motion
if we redact the purpose, how will we know what the committee is for?
we won't anyway, Zora forgot
PASSES
change all instances "Friederian" to "Freudian"
PASSES
change all instances of "Freudian" to "Freudairian"
PASSES
motion to redact the second to last decision of the chair
motion to go deeper
FAILS
FAILS
motion to change purpose to "boats boats boats"
PASSES
motion to redact all of the purpose and all of the motions to change the purpose in the minutes
fun fact: out of order
point of order: it requires a written amendment to redact anything from the minutes
apparently it doesn't
motion to make the mascot of this committee the ptaREDACTyl
PASSES
eforney's gonna draw it
PASSES
$7 to Mike, Frieder and Mike and the Innovative Technologies Committee will chair
motion to allocate $60 to get one of those big rainbow parachutes from elementary school
how much do those actually cost?
24ft ones cost about $60, smaller ones cost $30-$40
how many of us could fit under one of those?
a lot
if we dipped it in fireproofing, could we make it part of our booth?
theoretically
Ethan would like to point out that with all the support, this might actually BE a good idea
motion to postpone this discussion until next meeting
we could do that keeping students not stressed thing
PASSES
motion to allocate $10 to buy Steven lunch today
point of info: Drew literally just ate lunch
that is not a point of info
FAILS
Lunch Is Serious Business Committee: to discuss the serious business of the identity of lunch
i butchered the math words and I /do not care/
motion to have a serious business lunch about this
motion to add the definition of lunch to the Official KGB Dictionary
out of order
...our dictionary doesn't have definitions
motion to change all "lunch" to "elevenses"
FAILS
in America, elevenses used to be a midmorning whiskey break
...used to be?
PASSES
$4 to Al, he and anyone else who knows what lunch really is will chair
motion to add the word "lunch" to the Official KGB Dictionary in the 2nd to last position
point of info: what is the Official KGB Dictionary right now?
we'll put it on the board
point of unrelated info: if eforney got a phonecall from a 14 digit number, should she call it back?
it might be from another country so
Dillon will look it up
they're talking about the meaning of "outbroman'd"
it means to out-ruleswank Broman
if we were to add a definition for lunch, what would it be?
that's the purpose of the lunch is serious business committee
motion to include lunch between "second" and "fuck"
what's the smallest subset of the English dictionary from which you can construct all other words?
PASSES
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
PASSES
point of order: technically JRAM only asked for money for supplies for the event
so the supplies could be a rainbow parachute
motion to create a new standing rule to say "point of inquiry" instead of "point of information" when asking a question
motion to change the motion so that to ask a question you say "point of inquiry" OR "point of info"
PASSES
motion to table
FAILS
FAILS
Foreign Films Critique Committee: to scroll through all the movies on your airplane, decide that that weird Japanese one is the best thing to go with, and then getting weirdly intrigued by the subplots
change name to "Foreign Films Critic Critique Committee"
PASSES
what foreign Japanese film was Marlena watching on a plane?
"The Apology King"
about the sacred Japanese art of when you bow on the floor and say I'M REALLY REALLY FUCKING SORRY PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
it was a comedy
Daywatch is surprisingly good
how many snakes were in the movie and thus on Marlena's plane
like three
was the guy who just came in looking for film club?
EMS training
damn it
dkirby also watched a movie on a plane
The Door
wow, no
was there a guy named Steve on the plane with Dan
...probably?
PASSES
$5 to McGinnis, people who have ever watched Japanese films will chair
Rashomon Committee: wait what was the committe name again?
change name to "Twitch Plays Rashomon Committee"
FAILS
that's that Russian composer guy right
no you're thinking of the guy they kept trying to kill
Mike's dad got a root canal
instead of anesthetic, they gave him a drug that, when it wears off, just makes you forget everything since you took the drug
Dillon has taken that
PASSES
$3 to Drew, anyone with memories will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
GBGC
bring games
PH A18*, 7:00, Friday
we're bringing a Ouija board
booth!
buy t-shirts
sign up for midway shifts
sign the waiver
go to builds
Nomcom
write your blurbs!
email them to exec or nomcom
remember to pay the treasurer
SCHMUCKS
the Watchtower will have two rooms open this summer!
talk to Mike at mwoolfor@andrew.cmu.edu (or Zora or Stuart)
a passage from the Book of Twisty Passages
which is composed by the submitted answers to a pussle, in order
Al is signing the porn anyway
Steven needs a PC gaming controller for a projects
we are now in purple
