Minutes20160905

OFFICER REPORTS

   SKYE
       The event was fun and delicious
       Went to Kennywood! RIP Phone 2015-2016
   DYLAN
       Watched movies (just kidding shit exploded. literally)
       We have new people!
   MURPHY
       Began with the event
       Saw a shit ton of bands
       There were goats
       We have an event! (I'll describe it later that trend is going to be a thing okay exec???)
   RIN
       ZOOTOPIA AHHHHHHH
       Made a readme
   HARRY
       Event and furries
   JOE
       (actually was Shelby)
   NIKA
       Was betrayed by Murphy and the goats

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Apparently we're not students
   We have a party! It's R7
       Roselawn Terrace 7
       7PM on Saturday
       Message Dylan or Murphy
   Wigglytuff: noooooooo
   Salute everybody!
   Everyone is sick
   Queer-y
   Something in french

OLD BUSINESS

   Quinn has the thing
       Scott Pilgrim references are not their fault
   No old business!

NEW BUSINESS

   Motion to create a business founded in 1851
       It passed
       Sold to Brian $1
       Chaired by everyone who remembers what committee we're in
   I just thought of this neat pun committee
       rip
   I just thought of this neat pun committee
       I don't know Steven, what would be it's purpose?
       We got onto a stack tangent
       It failed
   Fuck you Brian (that was kinda cool though)
   What's going on I don't understand
       Saying I just woke up five minutes ago whether or not this is true
       WAKE ME UP INSIDE
       BAKE ME UP A PIE
       OVENESCENCE
       KGB IS ON FIRE
       It passed
       Sold to Shelby for $3
       Chaired by Samuel Collingwood Smith
   Slightly intolerable pedantry committee
       Is that even a real thing
       Yes?
       Crush Joe
       We are now in purple
       It passed?
       Sold to Quinn for $2
       Chaired by the accidental firing of the bottom of their stack modus?
   Flashling lights and funny hand signals committee
       OH NO YOU'VE BEEN SPOOKED BY THE GHOST OF EXPENSIVE COMMITEES UPVOTE RIGHT NOW OR NEVER BUY COMMITTEES AGAIN
       It passed
       Sold to Murphy for $2
       Chaired by everyone who can bid on committees now
   Running jumping climbing trees committee
       Stalin'est emo
       It failed
   Motion to untable all old business
   Tim don't graduate committee
       Motion to table indefinitely
       It passed
       Goodbye
   Committee to investigate why homeless people only drink coffee
       Classism
   Committee to see how long we can say nothing without taking another breath
       Sold to Steven for $2
       Disbanded
   Spoontinoodigus committee
       My hat was good
       You can't survive off rabbit meat
       Passed
       Sold to Murphy for $3
       Chaired by spoontinoodigous committee
   Coughing into your elbow looks like a dab
       *Cough dab*
       We all look like vampires
       It failed
   Why is the KGB so invested in the DC character, The Question
   Sonya memorial appreciation committee
       Making sure no committee ever passes again
       It passed
       Sold to Owen for $4
       Chaired by everybody
   Tell Sam where KGB is today
       KGB is in Breed Hall
   Don't exceed $150 for the event
       It passed
   Sex number committee
       Heehee 420
       It passed
       Sold to Joe for $1
       Chaired by Steven's butt
   Committee to table chairs forever
       Pretty much that
       Tabled forever
   Celebrate the end of the reign of the millenials in the Zootopia
       Chief Justice Dumbledore is no longer a thing
       It passed
       Sold to Joe for $1
       Chaired by all the millenials/snake people

REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Underground Tour    
       Friday, 7PM UC Black Chairs
       Email Murphy if you want to help
   Come to Exec Meetings
       UC 306 Tuesdays at 5:30
   Pay your dues
   We get dinner after this, come chill

SHMUCKS

   We still have R7
   Sonya is teaching weapons for the uprising

GTFO