Minutes20170828

Minutes 8/28

Officer Reports:

   Dylan
       -Lost in park, airbnb hostess peed on carpet
   Katie
       -Learned to cook, scavhunt was fun
   Ian
       -Cut off fly head, group theory
   Quinn
       -Factory work, turned into the Ubermensch
   Dez
       -jack shit
   Joe
       -Newral Nootwerks
   Kate
       -Too many fly head

Committee Reports:

   Main Naturalism- Main invaded Canada, battle ended when a blackbear scared both sides
   Curiosity killed the cat furry- OwO what's this
   Pop occultism- A good time to finish up old tasks
   Assassinate the treasurer- How are we different from the Russians
   We're a fake real socialist organization- ???
   a Skyeku??
   misappropriated Assassinate the President- Skye has finally fallen
   Actual committee to assassinate the president- we have a spy
   Ad-hoc KGB is better at memes than you are- Since we went flyering with surreal memes, someone else did it with shitty mallard ducks
   Moment of silence for MS paint

Old Business:

   Joe forgot it
   Bork- Everything but forgetting what to say
   Orders of the day: Nothing!
   

New Business:

   Commitee for Ferret-Safe Nooks and Crannys
       - Eliminate la-z-boyz
       -What constitutes folding?
       -Does a bean bag with someone in it count as a sandwich?
       -A couch made only of dryer tubes?
       -Ferret out of dryer tubes?
       -What if we upholstered a ferret
       -Call the question thank god
       PASSED
       -5 to Quuxum
       -Chaired by anyone who's owned a ferret
   Committee for nesting tubular rodents between thighs
       ANTISECONDED
   Union of concerned CW scientists
       -Time travel bullshit
       -Now Struct of concerened CW Scientists
       -Now Struct of Concerened CW Knower-People
       -PASSED
       -3 to Henry
       -Chair by anyone who watches Legends of Tomorrow
   KGB Injokes I still don't get committee
       -The Number 7?
       -STOP ASKING ABOUT THE NUMBER 7
       -KGB Injokes that are older than me Committee
       -PASSED
       -3 to Quuxum
       -Chair: anyone over the age of 30
   Holofractal Committee
       -Figure out why gravity spins so much by making it a Torus
       -Now Figure out why Gravity Spins so Much by Making it a Gemini
       -Assume gravity is a sphere of uniform density
       -Is this a dodge Gemini?
       -Now the purp is Ain't no Holofractgirl
       -PASSED
       -4 to Em
       -Chaired by Em and people who can get better names for that Cowboy
   Better Data Plan committee
       -To Avoid all the roaming treasurer charges
       -PASSED
       -2 to Rauen
       -Chaired by Rauen and Joe
   Make an allocation to buy some heelys for Ian
       -ANTISECOND
   175$ for UG Tour
       -PASSED
   Awoo in order all the time?
       -Always in order and un-finable?
       -PASSED (FUCK ALL OF YOU)
   Standing rule that what Henry did is fine and to do what Henry did
       -Henry is, in fact, an institution
       -PASSED
       -I'm not making that change
       -Change vowels to cannonize
       -FAILED
   Committee of Alex kdsjlsj Duplicity
       -Identify and Veto motions that are double jeporady
       -PASSED
       -3 to Bork
       -DISBANDED

Real Announcements:

   POTLUCK- Freshmen don't need to be food
   UG Tour meeting on Wednesday 9:30 PM, UC 306?
   Solidarity Forever Fund exists
   We meet every Monday
   Exec meets Wed at 545 at probably UC 306