Minutes20170918

Minutes 9/18/2017

OFFICER REPORTS:

   Dylan- Pls $
   Katie- Date then group hell
   Ian- Event with at least one board game
   Dez- I died and then chose not to
   Joe- Posters
   Kate- Locked out of house at 1 am

COM REPS:

   Protect the Treasurer- You fuckers
   Ad Hoc ad hoc- Gov is allowing people to buy space in large parts of ham
   Stupid History- One of Rospereau's employees was in jail so he made a fake prison to train in, then the prison was moved, so they did a prison break.
   Storytelling Com- CMU is hard

OLD BIZ

   The thing- Jasper~ Asher not being here (everything else is his fault)
   Com for oldbiz- there is no oldbiz

NEW BIZ

   Dept of Actual Business
       Purp- Have a committee that we can hand to Asher that has the acronym DAB
       Newpurp- Dab- it's what's for dinner
       newpurp- Asher Mem committee
       TABLED FOR A YEAR
   Shit math profs say
       purp- This is a good group to have if you're walking off a cliff
       This follows by coincidence
       newname- Fun with derivatives memorial committee
       newpurp- Look at this math
       PASSED
       $2 Gidon
       Chair- Flaherty
   Com to Haze the Pres
       purp: To haze the president to potentially be a member of the committee
       Newname: Com to purplehaze Dylan
       neewpurp: Finda a fog machine and turn it on for mtg
       newpurp: Com to seafoamgreenhaze Dylan
       PASSED
       $9 Matt
       Chair- Skye
   Motion to contrue Postponed as Postpwnd
       "This idea is bad, not good, and not good"
       "PASSED"
   CMU KGB Warcriminal Assoc
       Purp: Why would I know its purpose? I, as not a war criminal, would know nothing of warcrimes
       PASSED
       $7 Henry
       Chair: Henry Kissinger and everyone else who def isn't a war criminal
   Standing rule that Henry has do dig through the trash like a raccoon if he wants snacks
       Append: also get him a little burglar's mask
       PASSED
   Motion to make a standing rule that "motion to construe" is always out of order
       FAILED