Minutes20170904

Minutes 9.4.2017

Officer Reports

Dylan- Definitely owns laundry Detergent

Katie- Shelby takes over Had honeymoon

Ian- Eh.

Quinn- Henry- Art things, no spheres, no physics

Dez- Av system hell, strings suck

Joe- Everyone's computers are broken, Stats are wrong?

Kate- Homework, unexpected family time

Committee Reports: Stupid history

   -Japanese sub was sunk by a US potato (literally a potato)

Starfleet tactical operations

   -Discovery's almost here

Visual pun archaeology

   -Down escalator.  Elevator located in China

Existing Committee

   -Continued Success

Holofractal Committee

   -Disbands, math is bullshit

Worms Memorial Committee

   -Cookies

Committee to Burn Down R7

   -R7 is having a party?
   -Cool people only

Stupid Travelling

   -Woke up at 4:30 for a round-trip car ride in the middle of a roundtrip carride

Skyeku

   -One in the Bank

Assassinate the PResident

   -That's our Job, Matt

Old Business: Thing

   -Nika
   -Muscle Memory from Sarge is not Nika's fault

New Business: Giving the SAA a Heart Attack Committee

   -Purp: Act as a shell for the Committee to Assasssinate the President
   -Quinn's Report [she came back to mtg]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
   -PASSED BY CONFUSION
   -$2 to Nika 
   -Chair: Kate's actual heart (which Nika will Harvest)

Wicker Man Animated Committee

   -Purp: The oppossite of a Live-Action Bee Movie
   -Something Something Bee Emoji
   -PASSED
   -$3 to Matt
   -Chair: Nick Cage, Jerry Seinfeld

Standing rule about \Fanfiction from last year

   -PASSED

Out of Ouederves Committee

   -Purp: Sneak into high-class parties and steal finger food
   -A high class party is one with Red *and* White Wine
   -newpurp: Sneak into parties and stieal finger food, bougeois
   -$3 Liam
   -Chair: Whoever ate the most Ouerderves in the past 3 months

Robbing Liquor Stores and Crashing Lonely Funerals Committee

   -Purp: Pretty much that
   -PASSED
   -$4 Quuxum
   -Disbanded

Crappy Communism Committee

   -Purp: Read home-made manifestos at mtg
   -Purp: Crappy Communism Committee Party, aka CCCP
   -PASSED
   -$2 Quinn
   -Chair: Em

Standing Rule Banning entry of Emoji into the Minutes as to avoid Tormenting the RecSec

   -Oh god, the Freshmen are Learning
   -TABLED FOR 17 MONTHS

Standing rule to Credenza soemthing something

   -FAILED

Ahistorical KGB Committee

   -Purp: Like the Normal KGB, but with no minutes
   -FAILED, MOTHERFUCKER

Create KGB Minnuettes

   -Purp: Make Nice Songs
   -Purp: Replacing the Minutes with a recording of the RecSec singing the Minutes
   -Purp: Replace the minutes with a video of automatones walking around campus singing the minutes
   -Passed
   -$1
   -Chair: Anyone willing to animate that

Real anouncements:

   -UG TOUR IS HAPPENING
   -Telling stories? Talk to Ian
   -Dress in Conspicuous