Minutes20171009

Minutes 10.9.17

OFFICER REPS

   Dylan
       -Dylan played vidya games, played XCOM for a long time
   Katie
       -aaaaaaa
   Ian
       -Video Games, some steppy, some button push, then slep, oh boi
   Quinn
       -Little glass vial
   Dez
       -Hoodie that is also a fencing jacket somehow
   Joe
       -THEY GAVE ME A FUCKING OWL
   Kate
       -Not enough homework

COM REPS

   Strange Lit
       -Fanfiction issue of something includes Nate Silver fanfiction
   Stupid History
       -HR 23261 introduced to deal with invasive plants.  The solution was to add hippos.  IDK, the bill was defeated.
   All math should be done in esperanto
       -"Why do we even study imaginary numbers" deserved death by quantum tunneling rant from Gidon
   Booth Committee
       -BOOTH is happen.
   Henry should never have access to nukes
   I'm a physicist and I hate my life
       -The Flash comes back tomorrow
   Stupid history (missap)
       -Missile that powered itself frome its own core

OLD BIZ

   Thing
       -Em forgot it
       -Henry; end of the world is not Henry's fault

NEW BIZ

   KGB Joins the System
       -Purp: a 5-digit number for KGB to seem like a class
       -40-661
       -PASSED
       -$2 Raymond
       -Chair: Schedule
   Shit the WBC Said
       -Purp: All your pitiful student groups are nothing but reprobacent rebels kicking God in the Shins
       -Newpurp: All your pitiful student groups are nothing more than reprobacent rebels kicking God in the Shins *gets tackled by some dumbass runing like Naruto*
       -PASSED
       -$4 Patty
       -Chair:All of those goofy and lying professors
   DISBAND the Existing Committee
       -PASSED but does nothing unless Frieder says it so
   BINGO (to Ellen)
   Standing rule to enter Math Mode
       -No math tax
       -WE ARE NOW IN FANFICTION MODE
       -Math Majors against LateX: A 251 grader claimed that Rauen's LateX was bad enough that it could have been a Google Doc
       -PASSED
   Plants that could kill you
       -Purp: Plants I would rather have hippos that, such as a tree that bleeds acid
       -Newname: Plants vs. Hippos- Legislative Warfare
       -PASSED
       -$5 Henry
       -Chair: Theodore "fucking" Roosevelt
   Childish Mocking Committee
       -Purp: uwu~ What would be its purrrrpooooose~uwu
       -I know you're Dylantory but what am I
       -PASSED
       -$4 Ian
       -Chair: y u so mean about it, fuggin....
   Event had $50 alloccated but also AAAAAAA stop objecting
   Constitutional Crisis Committee
       -Purp: THIS IS HOW DEMOCRACY DIES
       -PASSED
       -$10 Joe
       -Chair: Joe, because this is a Coup

Real Relevant Announcements

   Artsandcrafts, A18*
   Zombies is further in the future
   KGB Dues exist
   Theme vote doesn't need dues

Schmucks

   Stabbing 101 at 10pm Sat
   Punk
   Vote against Asher for President - Asher, 2017