Minutes20180226

Minutes 2.26.2018

OFF REPS

   -Dylan
       -Repeatedly nearly injured self on things which were too hot
   -Katie
       -Did "totally safe" booth things
   -Ian
       -????
   -Ellen
       -Was vice president of Weeb Jail; not her life goal
   -Dez
       -They don't check your student id's at pull-in?
   -Joe
       -Was a car
   -Kate
       -Met some very drunk Russian men who started happily screaming upon Kate speaking any Russian

COM REPS

   -Furry trash??????
       -At least 8 Furries at CtFwS; the department may now know b/c pitt physics undergrad was there
   -Vocaloid is weird
       -"When I get home my wife always pretends to be dead?
   -Bad tech naming conventions
       -2070 and 2080 after the 1070/1080? 
   -Com to not burn down R7
       -Lack of failuire
   -Burn down R7
       -Lack of success
   -Non-Canon Zelda
       -Today: Every Game on the Zelda Wiki
       -Next week: Hyrule Warriors
       -Next Next Week: CDI Trilogy
       -Other technical Zelda Games
           -Barcode Battler 2
           -Nintendoland
           -Captain and the Game Master
           -Captain Rainbow
           -Mario Kart 8
           -Sonic Lost World
       -Legend Of Zelda: Game & Watch
           -LCD game thingy with watch functionality (looks kinda like a DS?)
       -Legend of Zelda: Game Watch
           -Sold 12million copies and was just a watch?
   -NOM COM
       -WE EXIST NOW; DYLAN, HENRY, CAM, TIM
       -Annual mtg Mon 23 April
       -Nominations start up right after break
   -My home-state's education is worse than CMU's Premed Com
   -Stupid Power Rangers Facts
       -The number 3
       -Nick and somethign else Power Ranger got extended for 3 more seasons
       -Nick is weird and won't let a show have more than 22 episodes a year, so they run two 20-episode seasons with "Super" attached to the end of the name
       -3 is not divisible by 2, and so it might cause weirdness
       -Maybe they'll have 30-episode seasons?
   -Stupid History + Com to assassinate Emperor
       -Year 193
       -Commitus was killed by the Praetorians
       -Perterax tried to reform them; they responded by killing him and auctioning the emperorship
       -Titius was next, he was Emperor in name only until stabbed by a random soldier
   -CMU thinks we're stupid
       -If one roommate is forgets to retain, they can still do so by acting as the proxy for their current roommate pulling themselves into their current room (Rauen did this)
   -

OLD BIZ

   -The Thing
       -Henry [treason]

NEW BIZ

   -Com to Assassinate THE SENATE
       -Oh god, second
       -Newpurp: Treason, then
       -PASSED
       -$SIZ Dez [THE SENATE]
   -I can't read anything that isn't formatted in Latex
       -Having assignments in Microsoft Word
       -biochem pset is a disaster
       -$$
       -Libre office?
           -Antisecond (do you like watching the world burn?)
       -\fanfiction
       -.p\n\or\.i\n\awoo
       -PASSED
       -$6 Quoxum
   -Allocation not to exceed $50 for this week's event
       -PASSED
   -Getting exec to play Musical chairs
       -Using exec's time to play musical chairs
       -Ian: "I morally object to musical chairs"
       -Liam: "I thought you liked Rhythm games"
       -Newpurp: Whatever Liam is gonna change it to
       -????????
       -Newpurp:???????
       -PASSED
       -$3 Liam [Ronda Rousey's Fursona]
   -Motion to #Define "It's Treason Then" as an objection to the Lake Laogai
       -PASSED
   -Our Meta is now Shrek Com
       -It's like an Ogre now; it has layers
       -Shrek.replace(Dyson Sphere)
       -Laim: "The KGB is like an Ogre now, it's bottom-teir"
       -Sphere.replace(Vacuum)
       -Layer.replace(Swivelling Ball Joint)
       -Name: Our Meta is now Dyson Vacuum
       -Purp: It's like an Ogre now; it has Swivelling Ball Joint
       -PASSED
       -$4 Dez [A Dyson Sphere]
       

REAL ANNOUNCE

   -GAME NIGHT (noinoboosts?????)
       -It's in Wean 5316
       -Fri 7pm
       -Room for Artemis
   -Zombies is happening April 1-6
       -Posters at some point
       -Hype.get()
   -Boothboothbooth
       -Tonight at 8, sat at 2
   -NOMINATIONS
       -Run for things, talk to exec, talk to Cam/Tim/Henry
       -Pay dues and attend a full meeting to be eligible for running
       -$15 for semester
   -EXEC
       -Meet Wed at 5 in UC 329
       -If you're thinking about running you might like to check it out

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