Minutes20180326

MINS 3.26.2018

OFF REPS

   Dylan
       -Crisp
   Katie
       -??
   "Ian"(Fable)
       -Psuedoscience medicine is hell
   Ellen
       -Sick all weekend, whoops
   Dez
       -Ate "crisp", don't think it was crisp
   Joe
       -Going to pretend that "the cow" happened entirely over the weekend
   "Kate"(Henry)
       -The president (Dylan) should be killed

COM REPS

   Fable's Mom
       -My mom might be coming, prepare yourselves
   Stupid Power Rangers facts
       -Comparing and contrasting the best Sentai/Worst Power Rangers (same footage)
       -more than half of the episodes have an old cameo
       -Power Rangers Super Megaforce was bad (51 episodes -> 20 episodes)
       -Only real old-ranger cameo was literally the guy who wrote this episode
       -Never watch it
   Booth
       -We're building a thing
       -Same times as usual but ALSO
       -Now Thursdays at 8pm
   Comics are Bullshi
       -Black Racer
           -When Flashes die, death isn't fast enough
           -Now there's special death, the Black Racer
           -Oops the Flash is still too fast
           -Now one of the Flashes is Death for a bit
   Zombies
       -Shoot ur friends with Nerfguns
       -"If you shoot me you are deleted.  Not removed from the game, just deleted."
   NOM COM
       -Nominations happened
   Maine Nationalism
       -Hold My Beer
   Non-Canon Zelda
       -Zelda: Wand of Gamelon
       -Play as Zelda
       -Everyone keeps going missing, whoops
       -You play as Zelda p much just because demographics
   Fable's Mom shows up

OLD BIZ

   The Thing
       -Jasper[Elections in 3 weeks]

NEW BIZ

   Slightly Acceptable but Certainly Speedrunnable Corporate Video Games
       -Pepsi Man
       -Surprising Speedrunnable
       -There is a PM mod that replaces Cap with Pepsiman
       -"A game that has the largest number of logos per second"
       -Newpurp: And it's friendly because it's mine, don't give pepsi to cops
       -Newpurp: Make watermains that go to police stations only flow Pepsi as a form of direct-action protest
   Allocation for $15 for Pepsi products for this week's event
       -Postponed for a week
   Allocation for $50 for food and supplies for thsi week's event
       -Objected by Henry
       -PASSED
   Motion to make Henry eat out of the trash can while wearing a racoon mask
       -Objected by Henry
       -[new motion]Make a racoon eat out of the never mind while wearing Henry mask
       -PASSED
   Motion to allocate $15 to the Com to Assassinate the President for a bigger, better, gun
       -Postponed to the week after elections
   Shockingly Anime Things
       -Lethal League
       -Every time you hit the ball the timer doubles oh god
       -PASSED
       -$3 Dez [The horrible woosh noise the game makes while it freezes]