Minutes20180402

OFF REPS

   -Dylan
       -Trying to pass ChemII still
   -Katie
       -Booth, thinking about booth, dreaming about booth
   -Ian
       -Sat woke up at 3 and then played dumb games for 12 hours, Bio Advisor is having him not take any bio next semester
   -Ellen
       -Learned weeb facts, like things about Vocaloids and Julius Caesar
   -Dez
       -The Rapper Czarface spent an album giving himself Lore
   -Joe
       -Joe can scan his cow now
   -"Kate" [M]
       -"Really sad I can't do Zombies and am instead a booth chair" (said M, as Kate)

COM REPS

   -Non-Canon Zelda
       -???
           -Live-action stuff that's even worse than the dumb animated shit
           -Zelda's wand looks like a pimp cane
   -Com to Assassinate the Com to Assassinate the President
       -[Shoots THE SENATE]
   -Power Rangers facts
       -What if the Power Rangers had to fight a deep learning algorithm and the recursion depth was 3
       -They turned a Comedy series into a post-apocalyptic one
       -Then THAT got adapted AGAIN
       -Deep learning is dumb
   -BOOTH
       -Booth shirts getting ordered TOMORROW
       -Move-on in under 2 weeks for real go to builds
       -Move-on is Friday the 13th oh GOD
       -Booth shift assignments
       -Build week is Sat-Thurs, the Booth Chairs are gonna go HAM for like 12 hours please show up for some of that time
   -Zombies
       -Pls play there are only 7 of them
   -Holofractal
       -"Teenagers are snorting condoms and make them come out their mouth"
       -dafuq
       -Goldman Sachs is now entering BITCOIN
   -NOM COM
       -nominations occurred

OLD BIZ

   THE THING
       -IAN
           -WHATEVER THE FUCK MAJOR IAN HAS
   

NEW BIZ

   -Our Cclub account expires on 4/20/2020
   -Vote of Confidence in Cclub and Tparenti
   -FISH FISH FISH
       -FISH FISH FISH
       -SENT TO SHADOW REALM THANK GOD
   -Com to Execute the President
       -Dyan made it Dillatory
   -FOOD ALLOCATED
   -Booth allocation for $500 for wood and shit
       -We still got a lot of money
       -This org spends most of its cash on Booth
       -On track and on-budget for booth
       -PASSED
   -$600 Allocation for booth shirts
       -If you have ordered for booth you should buy one so that this money is net zero-ish
       -PASSED
   -$15 for pepsi products for "this week's event"
       -Postponed to next week again god dammit
   -Com of True Loyalties
       -Kate's time used to kill Dylan with a nerf axe
       -PASSED
       -$16 Joe [himself and anyone else who is treasurer for more than 2 years]
   -#Define "Swooce right in" as "Exit this classroom through the window"
       -now it's "Enter this Classroom through the window"
       -"Scoocs was the first bad thing" says Fable
       -PASSED
   -#Define "Swooce right out" as "GTFO but specifically out the window"
       -PASSED

REAL ANNOUNCE

   -THE EVENT IS GBGC AWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHH
   -DO BOOTH