Mintues20180423

MINS 4/23/2018

OFF REPS

   -Dylan
       -Had a year.  Been long. Hap to prez.  Been good.
   -Katie
       -Had a year.  New people, lots of booth and we built a booth.
   -Ian
       -Had a year.  Tired.  Whoops.
   -Ellen
       -Had a year.  Things are new, surprise.
   -Dez
       -Had a year.  I had to record the things you say.  Why?  WHY!?!?!?.  I hate all of you.
   -Joe
       -Had a year.  Quite a lot of shit.  Your collective money:
           -Started with quite a lot allocated for prev expenses, too much in cash, quite a lot in account.
           -$a lot on committee, somwhere between 500-5000
           -Org raised $4970 in sales
           -$2833 in account
           -remaining amount of allocations
           -We can expect to have ~$2000 in account, fairly standard
           -Some SCC re-imbursement
           -SOLIDARITY FOREVER FUND
           -$15,000 pledged
           -Need pledges by june next year
           -On Booth: $1,026.01 so far
           -On events: $742.68 (unfortunately not the sex number)
           -$450 of shirts ish
   -Kate
       -RUSSIAN CONTINUES (as per Kate's campaign promises the report was given in Russian, thanks Cory for reminding)
   

COM REPS

   -Com to Burn down R7
       -Lack of Success
   -Com to not burn down R7
       -Lack of Failure
   -Nuclear Near-Miss
       -9 Nov 1979, sateLlite error picked a thing up, but it was that a computer had accidentally loaded a training scenario
   -Not burn down flagstaff
       -Lack of success
   -Beuracracy is a fuck
       -Someone remains officially dead but they went to the courthouse to declare themself alive
   -Com to assassinate Pres
       -Been an honor
   -I'm a math major and I hate myself
       -269, 269, 269, SIXTY NINE

OLD BIZ

   -THING
       -Joy [Everything????]
   -the new president should be prepared next week

SPECIAL BIZ (ELECC)

   -ELECC BEGIN (WE ARE NOW IN PURPLE)
   -PRESIDENT: IAN
   -1VP: DEZ
   -2VP: KATE
   -CORSEC: ELLEN
   -RECSEC [RECORD YOUR OWN NAME, SCRUB]: JANNY
   -TREASURER: AREN
   -SARGE: MFY
     In her speech Em proceeds to swallow an entire unpeeled orange while standing atop a desk.

EXEC REPORT

   -Dez: weird to not be recoding minutes
         had an hour, exciting to elect without competition
   -Ian: not falling down anymore
   -Kate: sad that don't get to fight Liam
          events: bake barters, friday 9-6, spreadsheet for baked goods and allergen
                  useless stuff auction, same day 7-11, DH 2315
          $70, objected, changed to: $69.69
   -Janny: shows image that i was intending to show in my S@A speech
   -Aren: dues for this year are $15, $20
   -Mitch: didn't actually have a speech prepared
           alloc $569, exec fund as an emergency fund, we have ~$300 left this year
           report from treasurer, Joe: reasonable

NEW BIZ (WELCOME TO HELL, NOOB)

   -Em: salute Liam
   -Liam: standing rule. chair as mr pwesident is an immediate ground for withdrawing from kgb
     - dilatory, amended: ignore motion for the rest of the meeting
     - change to anything after mr pewsident
     - motion to #define dilatory as dilatory
     - amend: a standing rule such that referring to chair as mr pwesident is a ground to stand in the corner for 10 minutes
     - matt: table indefinitely, seconded, passed
     TABLED INDEFINITELY
   -Kate: #define dylantory as dilatory
     ITS A GOOD IDEA
     - dylan: objection, can't pass by acclm.
     - joe: is dylan gonna make a list of people who vote yes on this?
     - tim: pt of order, request objecting party sustain objection. this is bad and dylan doesn't like it.
     - joe: table for 1 month, strongest motion ever made
            failed
     - joe: change this to a motion, dylantory
     PASSED, dylantory is now #defined as dilatory
     salute the KGB

REAL ANNOUNCE

 - salute with hearts to Dylan, Katie, and Joe
 - event on friday, spreadsheet on FB
     - Joe: definition of useless stuff - such as Ian, stuff, art maybe
           - no pen, pencil, actual trash, scrap metals, money
           - large quantity of uyseless stuff: free reign of baked goods for the rest of the day
 - Matt: drive - donate stuff, get baked goods
 - Kate & Aren: debate over what is art
 - Joe: call to question, what are we doing
 - meeting UC 329 wednesday at 5pm
 - Em: make the out of order committee
       - dylantory

SHCMUCKS

 - Em: Awoo, motion sat down
 - Liam: sonic, went to competition, wearing a fursuit
 - Raymond: introduction ot minecraft
 - Henry: board game stuco
 - Matt: congrats to new exec :) for those not elected, you can still help out as active members <3
 - Em: shopping cart buggy, need 5 people 
     - Liam: is bike a buggy; no, since buggy needs to be enclosed
     - Kate: we have removed 3vp who's in charge of buggy
 - Dylan & Joe: kick techie (Ian) in the ass
 - Dez: game analysis stuco taught by carter
 - Tim: website for kitties and puppies course