Minutes20181015
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meeting start: 4:38
special edition of the minutes taken by ellen in microsoft wordpad!!
reports
ian: vidya game night featuring homework! moneymatching liam, and losing, and then winning it back. more homework that wasn't done bc we're busy being gay. "separate quarters." em is dez: went to game night but didn't play artemis :( it was rly fun. physics was involved in my weekend. kate: unexciting, except for when she made a bunch of cookies at midnight - 3AM. our event is unimportant film I aka midsemester movie night (first in his lecture series). ellen: met mfy's parents and studied 213 the rest of the time hahahhhaha liam as janny: the hash of last week's minutes is 0... (a lie) aren: vidya games. mitch: his parents came.
committee reports:
fable: the musical memeing committee: banjo kate: misappropriated kgbaking committee: gives us cookies henry: im a physicist and i hate my life: the flash is back fuckers. good quality episode with bad quality science. the villain has More Kinetic Energy - which doesn't exist without gravity!! cool matt: stupid power rangers facts: megazords, like zords but bigger. power rangers all have zords which can combine into a megazord which is a guy in a suit! there are two megazords this season which switch by doing a handstand, cool! theres also a megazord with four arms now. goran: woody memorial service committee: july 3 is close to july 4, and that's during the summer, so we're switching the date of hte memorial service to january 28th! so expect something at that time i guess em: hall of fractal committee: graphing casts a quantum shadow that acts exactly like graphing.
The rest of the minutes is taken by Janny, who has returned from battling 15-210, hopefully victorious.
Comics are bullshit
DC character: detective chimp. chimpanzee who's also a very good detective. batman respects him. treated like normal. became the most powerful being in DCU. he has a sherlock holmes hat.
Bigfoot lover
not intrinsically related to big feet lovers com
Culinary standards
M: auction for ice cream?
push back for a while
Zombies
we need people to bring down David A Tepper.
Booth
Chairs = Em Sarah
Em: we're building a booth! it's gonna be taller than me.
figure out date and time for booth meeting
will have fb group for booth this year
poll for planning meetings this semester
theme: planet earth. think about themes & we can vote on them later
if you don't use facebook, email sarah: shempton@andrew
any really big ideas right now?
- flat earth
- species which went extinct in the last 5 years
- global warming
- david's wild summer
- grass
- nuclear cooling
- astroturf
- us vice president al gore (but myths and legends already happened)
- it's a small world after all (small booth w/in our booth)
- inverted earth (that's just australia)
- viruses
- planet pluto
- pluto is a planet and it is normal sized
it's gonna be a big beautiful booth!!!!!!!!!
voting next week
Liquid nitrogen ice cream night: Nov 11
flavor chosen by auction
flavor1: chocolate, strawberry, vanilla
flavor2-3: any finite length english string, will be interpreted literally that's not a safety hazard, or through culinary interpretative dance
Vote:
flavor1:
$9 strawberry, Aren
flavor2:
suggestions:
$10 bee movie script, Em
$11 former us vice president Al Gore, Henry
$12 tears of republican, Em
$13 [same], Henry
$14 Tony the tigers and chester the cheetah's wild night out, Em & Ian
$15 Hentai and its art, Gabe
summary: $15 "Hentai and its art" to Gabe
flavor3:
suggestions:
$1 abstract culinary representation for abstract cognitive (ry, Fable
$2 I'm Gay, Artemis
$4 cheetos paws, Goran
$14 orange tic tacs, Woody
$15 former us vice president Al Gore, Henry
$20 orange tic tacs and cheetos paws, Goran
$21 former us vice president Al Gore, Em
$25 orange tic tacs and cheetos paws, Goran
$30 [same], Henry
$31 former us vice president Al Gore eating cheetos paws and orange tic tacs at the same time, Goran (&Aren)
summary: $31 "former US vice president Al Gore eating Cheetos Paws and Orange Tic Tacs at the same time" to Goran & Co.
OLD BUSINESS
The thing:
at Jonathan
goes to Mckenna
fault: woke up because there're several spiders in bathroom at 2am
not fault: all other times & all other bugs
Orders of the day:
1. Discretely ask prez how much i should make the allocation for CtFwS
tabled until Nov 5
2. #define I play pot of greed = table for 2 weeks & draw 2 cards from deck
change: ~ draw 2 motions from the archive
#define cards & archives to graveyard
out of order
tabled for 2 weeks
NEW BUSINESS
run the archive
M: motion to awoo is always in order
name change passed
M: motion to re-awoo is always in order ? nah
passed.
M to awoo
M: alloc <=$20 for Liam to buy shit for liquid nitrogen night
it's a good idea!!
C: woody memorial something something
P: memorialize halceyon days where woody memorial com is financially solvent
tabled till Jan 28
C: movement to initialize the dysfunctional vinyl association
P: [same]
Ian "i fucking played myself"
run the archive
C: 251 reasons to meme
P: use Robert's rule of order to make a Turing machine
table until Rauen's in attendance -> indefinite
shift one cell to the left and move to state 4
motion to move to state gamma
motion to move to the state go fuck yourself
passed.
$5 to Matt. chair=Nick Rauen
REAL ANNOUNCE
Event: Unimportant Film I with Dez.
midsemester break. 7pm
Sunday: important film with Dez: There will be blood (oil, cult, raging capitalist)
stuff will be posted on fb
Zombies: this sunday 7pm in DH2315. be there. being socks. nerf guns supplied. need to return them.
dezcribe the differences between important & unimportant film?
SCHMUCKS
Henry: I, Jasper Brown, am hosting ITR this weekend. Talk to me, Jasper Brown, at some point.
Em: board game club. Saturday 1pm. right above entropy.
Shelby: CClub moonsplash wednesday 7pm. GHC
Fable: *plays a note on ukulele*
Kate: make Gabe musical sonnet
out of order but i love the sentiment
Cory: psych experiment coming
Liam: standing rule to-
out of order
