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- Prez: Ian sick. Henry is Ian. Weekend. Henry assassinated me. He won.
- Dez: got gloves. oh.
- Kate: thinking of weekend reports.
Event: LDOC = last day of class picnic.
Bartlett shelter in schenley, 5.30pm Friday at the black chairs
Next event: mafia night. need RSVP, form online
Dress fancy.
- Ellen: got kgb scarf for a dollar. pravda submission by this week.
- Janny: saw $25 dollars olive garden card sold for $6. Then saw catering by olive garden next day.
- Aren: bought stuff. But apparently Aren has no protective equipments.
Oh there are gloves now. and an umbrella.
People shake their coins really intensely.
problems carrying treasury.
- Mitchell: weekend. calling Santa Satan. Learning with stable matching, matching the pope with someone.
COMMITTEE REPORTS
- storytelling com
used to have satan. it was so bad that santa was made to replace it.
- stupid comics fun facts com
spiderman comic. flying around heli with name painted on it
caused earthquake and dropped a cube.
- stupid power rangers facts
categorizing power rangers - adapted well, adapt poorly, didnt adapt, etc?
gingaman - 5 shamans using elemental power of earth
pr last galazy - pr in space, did well. space invaders video game in space
stupid plot. legit pr death
- assassinate the prez
added new members for board = kate, dylan, em shooting intensely
- treasurer shit
7 times heavier wow
- com to assassinate treasurer
dropped a bunch of coins on aren's umbrella
- bad nuke history
7 megawatt nuke powerplant floating on the sea - nuclear titanic
- nuclear near miss com
24 mov 1961, air command head quarters, lost contact with multiple sites at same time
turns out all sites were not independent. just a system in colorado.
- booth com
still have some shirts
- people randomly raised hands
OLD BIZ
- joy has the thing. joy still wants it.
- dylan wants: procedure isn't your fault. everyone else incl. everyone participating in procedure.
- tim: motion to delay till next week, actual prez can deal with them -> no
DEZ FOR PREZ
em: go through one by one, decide which one to table
- orders:
1. dylan. no relation with ctap
- table 1 month, antiseconded, strongest motion every made, 2 favors
- c to q: dylan t vrana committee. i don't know you, we have no relation with the ctap.
- dylan 21. chair: henry
2. alloc $15 bigger better gun for com to as prez
- joe: it's a good idea
- em: objection: mod to $25
tres report: yes
- matt: table -> no, funnier now
- joe: strongarm nerf gun, $12.99 on amazon
- em: wants $20 one that shoots ball
- tim: want bigger better gun -> can't get strongarm
- em's bullet stuck in dez's hair. mfy keeps putting things in the hair
- c to q: favor=stop existing, oppose=exist, abstain=squid
- joe: possible to demand voting system?
- point of metaphysics: think of many things that don't exist
- em: consciousness/physical? -> useless
-c to q: favor=don't shoot dez. oppose=shoot dez. em shoots twice. abstain=squid.
- mfy sits in silence.
- that passed.
3. pepsi alloc <= $15 for this week's event
- liam: change to peppis product & postpone for 1 week
- there is only one friday left
- tres report? 2 reports for pepsi & otherwise?
-joe: alloc are there to make sure we don't run out of money.
-tim: as long as <=$15 for pepsi, others = anything incl. pepsi
- aren: change to bepsis? not seconded.
- c to q: hands. squid. failed.
call to vote by div of house -> what
- c t q:
objection: #define pepsi as coke -> not an obj
objection: henry just wants to object
passed by abstention.
NEW BIZ
- kate: alloc <= $100 for this week's event
dez can't say it that quickly but ok
obj: henry just likes to object to things, that was established
favor=exist. oppose=hands. squid. passed
p of info=can you use exist??
- motion #define exist = hands
ITS A GOOD IDEA
c to q: favor=feet, oppose=curl into a ball. abs=exist
passed.
- report from S@A that exists = S@hands
- m to left shift exec by one = shift position. no S@A but dez for prez
very dylantory
- m to suspend the rule
- m to create the floor is lava com
purpose = provide early warning system in which floor = lava
henry: feeting right com = OBJ FUCKER THIS IS MINE
- m to table indefinitely.
good idea
call to vote by division of house. people coming into the place and ring the bell.
tiebreaker = just choose
dez "flipped the coin" and it passed. the coin flipped by gravity.
do other coins get to vote
- m to create stupid power rangers facts com
purpose: pr and ss facts
c to q: favor=hands
oppose=hated sentai = hentai, senpai notice me
sold to matt $6. chair=matt and everyone else who enjoys pr & ss
- com to bribe s@a
purpose: good job mfy how much do i owe you next week
- dez not prez so mfy doesn't move
c to q: passed by abstention
sold to henry $1. chair=dez
- corruption task force com
purpose: to corrupt all of execc
- p of info = how much embezzlement? how much stuff did you buy?
- joe: eh
- p of inquiry = corrupt meaning? all of the above
- p of info = if destroy kremlin & r7 shower? not corrupted just disgusting
discussion = it's a bad/good idea
c to q: passed
sold to joe for $20 (i have a job). chair=joe and ian.
REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENT
- event: LDOC = uc black chairs 5.30pm, eat food, hang out with friends.
drown fear of finals
- next: mafia night, form on fb. dress fancy
- exam week meeting should still be in this room
- real question about supplies
- tres: remember to pay dues and auction debts
report from tres: we alloc'd $69.69. made $420.
SCHMUCC
- em: 420 is a great num. 69.69 is two great nums
liam: it's just same number twice.
SALUTE LIAM
SALUTE EM softly
- kate: shirts. get shirts. message kate if you want it.
- tim: purple purple seafoam green at this point im convinced this is just the same set of colors every damn week
kate: obj. prefer to swooce right out
motion to awoo = awoo even though it sat down. may be subject to fines?
