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EXEC
- Fake Ian: liam. weekend, picnic. stayed overnight at underground. sleep deprived. :(
- Fake Dez: rauen. ran into dez on way back on campus. board game with henry till unhealthily late
- Kate: picnic. exam at 8.30 today. learned fav type of year.
Event: Mafia night (on board: who the fuck is cjwong?) RSVPed but have 1 free spot.
cjwong & cam are both registered for the event. not joy or rauen
meeting at black chairs at 5.15, wednesday
bring id to get on buses & train.
- Ellen: helmut didn't show up to LDOC. new pravda. can submit during summer.
- Janny: ldoc. on the way back bus driver drove right past.
- Aren: ldoc. played 10 hours of game. good weekend.
- Mitchell: illiano went dadadadada during class. roasted meat at ldoc while raining
COMMITTEE REPORTS
- bitcoin dropped. 3d printing could be blockchained. biggest mistake ever made?
tim: actually below 9000 but increased a bit
em: blame warren buffett for that
- c to assassinate prez. waiting to present body of prez within 24 hours to declare success
- nuclear near miss. ussr detected icbm. refused the alarm since system untested & america would shoot more than 5
- misapp. c to assassinate prez: 251 as a new member
- helmut vogel appreciation. letter from church in shadyside. list of birthday in may -> vogel = may 22nd
- stupid history. death of emperor Aurelian roman emperor who restored rome
-> conquered all 3 parts, anticorruption by secretary, forged documents for emperor to murder higher ups
OLD BUSINESS
- dylan has the thing.
-> aren wants the thing. not fault = game loop only able to play for 10 hours
-> liam tried to make the joke. liam's inability to make a joke is aren's fault this week
- should be dez's report: meetings during summer. run by whoever the fuck wants to do it. 5.30pm in doherty
p of info: leaving hell for summer? congrats. can i send a proxy? no
- orders of the day: none
NEW BUSINESS
- em: standing rule of awoo.
joe: table indef.
objection: table till 1st meeting of next year. unfriendly but strong.
passed
table until next year: passed
- henry: com to ruin movie night
purr: don't know how to pirate things. put movies into then for someone who knows how to pirate
p of insertion: you know how to pirate right?
p of clarification: is p of info a thing?
dylan: p of info is to ask a question to the chair
p of shut the fuck up no one cares
p of order: not real
q of privilege: fuck you
m to have people say things after being called upon
m to replace 'ruin' with 'fix'
m to surround fix with quotation marks.
m to replace fix with upgrade.
m to the right. out of order.
m to replace 'up' with up arrow
henry: my hand is comfortable like this
joe: my arm is comfortable like this.
c to q: "[uparrow]grade" movie night
passed. -> $1 to henry. chair: the oxes
- liam: standing rule. point of fuck you is always in order.
not strong.
amend to always out of order.
- dylan: standing rule. point of fuck you is always out of order.
p of f u: fuck you
-> out of order?
-> it's always out of order originally
tim: not the greatest idea but neither was the other thing
m to make this a comm -> dylantory
failed.
- em: \[ in order and enter us into math mode. antiseconded.
- joe: m to forget all motions.
dilatory?
- em: m to make anyone who understand roberts rule of order be the chair?
kate: only dylan & tim? so no
liam: appropriate previous copy to fix execc
dylan: pry it from my cold dead hand but fine
- tim: m to create pokemon appreciation com
purr: express appreciation to all the pokemons in the world.
liam: henry is chair then chair = all his stupid pokemons
em: table indef since digimon > pokemon
obj: i don't like it
failed
em: table for 5 minds
dylantory
rauen: henry's 5th smeargle approves
liam: means you have a fursona now
em: m to replace pokemon with smeargles
passed.-> $5 to tim. chair = all the helper pokemons in the world
- em: p of something i don't fucking know. apparently the reason they want 3d printers on blockchain so people can't hack them
- rauen: mt o create standing rule called motion to fuck the future
do it during committee = postpone to 3 years start of ellen's senior year. later then table for 1 week.
dilatory.
liam: i can make this dilatory.
REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENT
- exam in MM103 today so need to leave early. - Event: Aren- Mafia night. i'm kate. black chairs at 5pm. dress fancy. rsvp but if not tell kate - Event: Movie night ran by Dez. details in facebook group. friday 7pm possibly in minirashid - Aren: pay debts from useless stuff auction.
SCHMUCKS
- liam: m to change buca di beppo -> beppi
- cclub movie night.
- em: playing game during summer
- henry: kgb goes to baseball game. pirates not a good team but fun to watch.
- aren: summer1 watch anime with aren. anything that's not like shit
p of info: prison school is shit? no -> then what is your standards
- tim: pirates in town fri, sat, sun. against sanfrancisco giants
delaying things for 3 years <- did that a while back. will come back next year.
summer & part time work -> ideate looking for some people,
- liam: ppl with culinary standards. going out to eat. it will be buca di beppis
- meeting during summer: meet at 5.30pm in doherty. talk and get food in oakland. lowkey. come by if you're in town.
- tim: who are you guys?
we are exec. we meet sometimes. not this week. exec meeting in buca? no. will meet next year though
- liam: purple purple seafoam green all those colors.
tim: append good luck at finals and have a good summer. no. stole liam's thunder
em: append awoo.
tim: give liam thunders back.
