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Ian had a weekend. Improv night. a lot. Puzzle hunt. made awesome puzzles. made programs but on Word. very tired, wasn't ready for the lateral thinking puzzle. walked up to exam room 10 minutes late. door was locked. *Justyn came and kissed Ian and left* back to story, Ian thought the door was different. saw window, tried to knock but window is empty. just unlocked door through the window and walked in like that.
Dez had a weekend. Improv occurred. thought weekend would be normal. went to movie with henry. and goran and woody and kushal and other people Dez never saw before. then couldn't find anyone ever again. both went out "the right door" but couldn't find each other.
Kate had a weekend. Improv night then puzzle hunt. very tiring. worth it. Most exciting = linguistics professor "cmu doesn't allow me to light propane in class"
Event: video game night. friday 7pm. bring video games & come play them with us. form up on the facebook page and up on the board: shorturl.at/NRW27
UG tour postmortem: any opinion on UG tour -> message Kate then meeting will happen.
Ellen had a weekend. cousin in town. pravda.
Janny had a weekend. Improv night was fun. a lot of prepping for midterm. vegetarian festival so trying to commit this year.
Aren had a weekend. Improv night was fun. others was quiet. like quiet weekend. Aren is using a chair as a shield. Someone threw an id. Dez was hit.
Mitchell had a weekend. curious what an all nighter was like. tried it and was bad. improv night happened during that.
COMMITTEE
Institute for experimental political science
Start of a new series. Best option for republicans = drop out is the only solution. Gary Johnson can be the tiebreaker for the next years to come.
CMU KGB archive has a magic the gathering deck
Will be instituting new rules. looking for suggestions. restricting only to basics. looking at probably blue black.
[theoretical debate]
M: #blue ocean as ldfgkjdkg
Stupid history
Teddy rousebelts adventure in Cuba
Ordered by the Navy. Told the fleet that if war broke out they would sail around.
When war broke out -> resigned, got cowboys and harvard football teams and went to Cuba. Navy landed on Guantanamo but didn't. Landing took the entire day. Threw horses out and couldn't find land. lost in the sea forever.
Culinary standards
Panera. shitty fast food for people who think they're too good for shitty fast food
Stupid pr facts
"X". LuPat has two teams: phantom thief & police. extra ranger is both lupinX and patrenX. has a gun that can flip forward and backwards. which side determines what he transforms into. he's french and he can parkour. backflips occasionally
Internet fandom watch
"That sounds like an OC"
Woody memorial
256 days 7 hours + = time to do the job
"what happens if someone doesn't assassinate woody by then"
"we are just preparing for the worst case."
CMU war criminals com
crusaders king. game based around that you're a king in europe and you're a terrible person. marry queen of france. kill the pope. appoint your horse as a senate. good time. you all die
Ad hoc com for 2018 midterm election
no horse in senate but we can!! vote pony 2018.
"is this your elaborate plan to turn the entire world into horses? there is a valid way"
Com of liam understands the structure of meeting but chooses to make out of order motions
just want to be shot down
Ad hoc fuck you
fuck you
Protection + misapp protection
wasn't ad hoc. was misappropriated
Ad hoc fuck you
i know fuck you
OLD BUSINESS
Rauen has the thing Jonathan "eh"*shrug fault = not shrugging + shrugging in an asymmetric way
C:Plato is an anime villain
P:one of plato's actual opinions is that certian forms of music should be banned cause they induce too much emotions
"is it spelled play-dough"
c: alsdkflhasdljkf
p: you like jazz?
no one seconded
fill the archive. been filled.
C:Centrism
P:There's no difference between good and bad things.
p of info: it was a simpler time. ohh
P: +there is only power and those too weak to seek it.
passed
C: the thanos memorial
passed
Summary:
C: Thanos memorial
P: There is not difference between good and bad things. There is only power and those too weak to seek it.
$3 to Dez. chair=people who know that harry potter largely supports fascists
NEW BUSINESS
run the archive
Tim: we haven't done the fucking things yet
#define scry 1 to x=dlsfjalsdkj
rules according to pravda
p of info: isn't 1 through x not an integer
fill the archive? no
Standing rule=sheet can be read at your own interest
we're in a motion
failed.
Standing rule #1: archive rules written on the back of your Pravda. "cannot" on last line has to be replaced with "can"
p of info: scry is meaningless since archive unordered
rules: the archives definitely are ordered, as defined by this body
m: change author name to Richolas Nauen
passed
m: hashing and encrypting archive
dilatory.
m: change "can" to "cannot"
dilatory in a really spicy way. wow
m: add to beginning = add the axiom of choice so everything's ordered anyway
report: doesn't make everything ordered automatically. just orderable
dez: and also order it
m: take an axiom of choice
dylato out of order
m: tape the axon of choice
been taped.
m: bylaws amendment=axiom of choice is already taken
C: ad hoc anxious physiologist
please do not tape your axons kids
m: append "to scromble(?) the archive=take everything and get it in different order"
sizably antiseconded but stronger motion.
failed
m: append "secretly run the archive whereever i said that before got shot down"
it was dilatory. next bloodmoon. will talk. print out on the dotcam. dilatory.
m: append "motion to arbitrarily fill the archive which is the markov chain"
bye. dilatory. latex then we'll talk.
Fix: "Where i is" -> "where it is"
Summary:
The standing rules on the archive passed.
#define token committee=normal com except it can't be tabled. if it is tabled, it is instead destroyed
p of order: committees can't be tabled
C: to suck at video game
P: last time at video game night. challenged to mario kart with one person blindfolded and the other still lost. henry still lost. challenge henry. blindfold yourself and still beat henry.
m: allocate earplugs to liam
allocated.
P: what the fuck is damage
passed
P: what the fuck is now that's a lot of damage
yeah sure it's friendly
Summary:
C: to suck at video game
P: what the fuck is now that's a lot of damage
$7 to Matt. chair=henry and anyone who can beat henry blindfolded at mario kart
alloc <= $50 for this week's food and event
passed
m: make sure the alloc is used by cheetos paws
"kate don't let me down"
"owo what the fuck are cheetos paws"
standing rule: someone has been annihilate=motion not seconded. person must curl up in a fetal position for 30 seconds
not seconded. Dez has been annihilated
alloc <= $50 for megaphone for KGB
we had it. withdrawn
standing rule: make sure money <=$5 of every alloc goes to cheetos paws
"just because it's allocated doesn't mean it needs to be used"
C: cheetos paws
out of order. "then i'm gonna fucking wait"
fill the archive? passed
C: cheetos paws
someone brings cheetos paws to event with every event
Summary:
C: cheetos paws
$27 to Dez. chair=which banded? disbanded
"stand in the order. you hurt me.""
alloc 1 pack of cheetos paws
where do we get it from?
alloc = money equal to 2 packs of cheetos paws. should buy one for each meeting
append: exec must also spend it on cheetos paws
dilatory
henry "this is why our allocations are horrible. the republic is failing"
kate "this org has no control over my actions. if you make me buy them, i'll buy shitty white cheddar cheetos paws and make you eat it"
aren "kate is trying to silence the general body"
append: if kate does not buy cheetos paws, she must stand in the corner for 20 minutes
dilatory
vote to have kate recuse herself from this motion
kate "i'll recuse myself from buying cheetos paws"
append: to goran a receipt etc
aren "i can fact check that for you"
fill the archive? retroactively not take your hands
Summary:
Allocate money <= 2 packs of cheetos paws. should buy one for each meeting
REAL ANNOUNCE
Liquid nitrogen night
next meeting = ice cream flavor auction
3 separate lots. auctions separately
1 = vanilla, choco, strawberry
2 = completely open. anything that doesn't break laws or is hazardous. Liam will try to make it happen
Event: no cheetos paws. but has video games. bring games. spreadsheet on facebook & check with kate to see what room they're gonna be in
Wiki: trying to revive it a bit.
UG tour postmortem: if you have opinions, message kate. group chat and meeting will happen
Zombies: coming up in a couple weeks. talk to Em for more details. signup comes up relatively soon
SCHMUCCS
not kidding about money match. will $1 money match anyone. will money match blindfolded but not earplugged
"hi i'm cory and i'm in a 200 level psychology class at cmu. want to make you aware that i'll run a psychological experiment on the kgb."
deadline to register to vote=tomorrow. doesn't need PA id to vote. can do it online. if you're voting in your home state look into absentee votes now.
thursday=30th anniversary of national coming out day. cmu allies event this week
p of ethics=cory should consider running it secretly and without informing the kgb
#define dfkajdlkj
this is schmucks!
standing rule=asdlfjalsk
OUT OF ORDER!!! MEETING ADJOURNED!!
