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EXEC REPORTS
Dez - Had a weekend. Started with the event, where there was murder. Had to tell people that you couldn't elect a gourd for president. Saw Jojo Rabbit, pretty good. Janny - Had a weekend, started with murder mystery and apparently she missed a goal. Ate a lot of kit kats and deep cleaned her apartment. Mitchell - Had a weekend. Our team won somehow, even though he was against them. Have an event, its GBGC. Oops about posts over the weekend. If you want to play something specifically, bring it! Mckenna - Had a weekend, forced to watch Jurassic Park to being the murder mystery. Was clever girl, bit by angry/radioactive velociraptors. Excitingly found the corpse from murder mystery in her house. Exciting. The heat in her house is broken, and magically powered. She's also decided to start traffic school (In November) from a ticket in June. When you come to a puddle, don't brush your teeth. If a stranger offers to help you, scream at them. Woody - Had a weekend, started with people with bad superpowers and ended with daggers of duct tape. Also two midterms this week, so I am actually going to die. I leave everything to the Woody Memorial Committee. James - Had a weekend, died in every way possible. Lost his keys until 4 minutes ago. Spirit is dead. Clear the decks. Kushal - Had a weeekend. Started with murder mystery, where the tyrant Dez abused his power and stopped the gourd election. Had a good 210 HW, featuring Nearnam.
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Liam - Corn subsidies - Listen, you fuckers. I will kidnap your families and hold them at corn-point until you buy corn and get it up.
Useless stuff committee - You finally found something to do with the frog suit!
Henry - Comics are bullshit - The amount of storyline DC expects you to have read for Final Crisis is absolutely wack. You had to read 400 issues of comics to understand a 12 issues series
Tim - Time lords committee / Simon and Garfunkel appreciation committee - Hello darkness my old friend - soon you'll be here at 5 pm
Liam - Use gloves for important foods. Don't be him.
Kate - Cats are stupid - Sometimes your sleeping, and a cat opens your door. You close it. It opens it. You close it. It opens it. This happens about 4 times before you decide to lock your door.
Mckenna - POI, was this last night? Because last night she brought her toy
Tim - Spelunking in my Facebook committee - Overheard watching the stealers game on TV - How many quarters is there? Four???
Liam - Culinary standards - For useless people, I have a stipulation on my time. I will cook you one dish that your request (you still pay for ingredients tho). I will do everything else.
Janny - Ad Hoc middle schoolers are stupid - FOund an old video where her and her friend tried to create a language - GAAAAAAAAAB GAB GAB GAG. GAAAAB GAB GAB GAB GAB. GABGABGABGABGABG. Translates roughly to "I hate Andrew".
Kate - Booth committee - We're building a booth! We have meetings! Show up! If you want to help us design the booth, be there Saturday
Tim - Ad hoc news in limericks - Good limericks, I can't keep that up. People dumb as dirt vote.
OLD BUSINESS
Cam has the thing now!
Discretely asking the chair how much I should allocate for CTFWS committee
Purpose - Basically that
Tabled for 1 week.
Motion to create a standing rule that a group committee as a committee that is proposed by two or more people. One person will define the name of the committee and the people involved in the group, and then the entire group will collectively decide the purpose and other details.A motion is considered friendly if all members of the deciding group consider it friendly, and a vote is held otherwise. If a vote passes, any members of the deciding committee lose control of the committee, as normal, but members who were friendly to the motion remain in control of the committee. Additionally, members can be added into the deciding committee by a motion from a member of the deciding committee. Must satisfy group theory (has unit, and multiplication). Mitchell is the unit.
Tabled for 1 week.
Motion to discharge the R7 Colonialism ministry.
Liam doesn't know who the RecSec is.
There's no confidence in Dez.
Henry - Motion to table for 99 years, or basically forever (in colonial terms (Hong Kong (Yikes!))).
Tabled for 99 years, now there won't be any problems in 99 years. No problems at all.
Tim - On Nov 7, 2119, people will be confused.
Henry - What's the oldest thing we've tabled? 13,000,000,000,2017
NEW BUSINESS
Kate - Motion to dismiss the R7 Viceroyal committee.
Dilatory, already happened.
Jasper - Motion to take from the table one of the motions tabled for 13 trillion.
Tim - Discussion on this motion?
Passes by acclamation
Now in discussion of a motion to create the emoji movie dating sim committee
Purpose - Pretty much that
Kate - Motion to table for another 13 trillion years.
Cam - Call the question.
Liam - It's a really good idea.
Passed, sold to Woody, chaired by Woody and all emojis in the movie.
Kate - Motion to untable the second motion from 13 trillion.
Dilatory, there's only one left.
Actually Dec 4, 13,000,000,000,2017
Oliver - Table this for next week.
Tabled for 1 week.
Henry - Motion to create a a committee to inquisition
Purpose: Who the fuck taught the freshmen "Is your joke good"
Tim - After this, we defined 13 trillion years as 7 years.
Liam - Move for a motion to suspend the rules that prevent the general body from declaring the chair vacant while the chair is still presiding over a meeting.
Dez - Why?
Kate - Dez is oppressing our freedom of speech by pretending he has no issues with what we all clearly want, and working behind the scenes to prevent that.
Liam - Call the question.
Passed by abstention.
Henry - Motion to declare the chair vacant, and elect Kushal as presiding officer protem for this meeting.
Tim - Point of order, who do we elect to preside over the meeting?
Henry - Me.
Mitchell - Motion to replace Henry with the S@A.
Passed.
Woody - Call the question.
Passed, Kushal is now the chair.
Sawyer - Motion to #define booths as beeth.
Kate - Motion to switch the order of these? No, because we want beeth.
Passed.
Japser - Motion to Censor Dez- stands down
Liam - Motion to eject Dez from the meeting and also embezzle $69.
Dilatory
Mitchell - Motion to #define Dezitory as Dilatory.
Dez - Unfriendly.
Rule 0?
Shut down, rip.
Kate - standing rule that motion to grant emergency powers to the chancellor means that Dez must go stand in the corner for 5 minutes, and is always in order.
Liam - Motion to strike "make dez stand in the corner" and replace it with "Suspend the rules, make the chair vacant, eject Dez from the meeting, and elect the S@A to the chair".
Tim - Motion to embezzle $69.69.
Passed
REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Kushal - We're exec, we meet on Wednesdays at 4:30 at UC 329. Show up, I guess. Kate - BOOTH. EXISTS. We have meetings! Mitchell - We have an event! It's GBGC, come play board games! We have CTFWS next week!
SCHMUCKS
Janny - Hello! My student org is holding an event this saturday, at 10 PM at the Black chairs. Come drop by! Shelby - Do you like computer art and music! Demosplash is this weekend! Admission is free for CMU Students! Henry - Do you want to take the most useful class you can possibly take at CMU? Sign up for board game stuco! Cam - So I was gonna ask that people register for Hype for Types, but it conflicts for board game stuco, so go to that instead. Kaylee - We have shows this weekend! Come show up! Liam - Motion to, for each color in the set of hex colors, motion to that color. Tim - Motion to trial by fire. Tim - Motion to purple, purple, seafoam green, seafoam green, seafoam green, fish fish fish, and gtfo.
