Minutes20191125

EXEC REPORTS

   Dez - Had a weekend, mostly just played infinite confusing minecraft.
   
   Janny - Not here, so Kaylie is janny. Had a weekend, doesn't remember it. Mostly had essays and meetings.
   
   Mitchell - Had a weekend, started with trivia night. Found out that people knew things about him. Also, we have an event! It's movie night!
   
   Mckenna - Not here, so its keerthana. Did some things probably. Submit to pravda or don't; the universe marches out regardless.
   
   Woody - Had a weekend, started with horrifying trivia and ended with inventing a programming language about how much fish suck.
   
   James - Also not here. Oliver is James. Had weekend, began with Trivia night.
   
   Kushal - Also helped designed a language about hating fish. Fuck fish. Also read a webtoon: it wasn't the power of love that rehabilitated the criminal; it was the power of agape. (A grape?)

SPECIAL BUSINESS - Culinary standards committee auction

   Liam - I am the standing committee.
   
   First slot - Sold to Dez for $5, strawberry is the choice.
   
   Second slot - Sold to Woody for $11, Spaceballs: The icecream flavor
   
   Third slot - Sold to Dez for $30, Regular King Crimson

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Janny - Culinary substandards - Disappointment but approval for our flavors
   
   Liam - Culinary standards - Formally condemns the kgb
   
   Kate - Misappropriated culinary standards - This is your fault Liam
   
   Tim - Culinary sub standards committee + culinary substandards - Their disappointment in the lack of subs or subs in these flavors.
   
   Kate - Booth Committee - We're designing a booth, but not this weekend.
   
   Janny - Stupid power rangers facts committee - I will put up a poll for movie night, so if you want to watch something vote!
   
   Liam - Culinary standards + I live in Utah - I will be here, if you're interested in a thanksgiving dinner let me know
   
   Kushal - Misappropriated culinary standards + pokemon sword and shield - You can make curry with whipped cream
   
   Tim - Wigglytuff
   
   Kate - Culinary standards - Sadness that you didn't tell us that existed before the betting
   
   Liam - Culinary insensitivity - Isn't that the opposite of what it should be?

OLD BUSINESS

   Liam didn't bring it back. Jonathan has the spirit of the thing. Prego is not his fault, but everything else, including ragu, is his fault.
   
   Motion - Committee to get passed right now
   Purpose - Get passed
       Kate - Motion to table for ___ weeks, as determined by the general body.
       Passed.
       Tabled for π weeks.

NEW BUSINESS

   Kate - Motion #define "I do not like green eggs and ham" as a motion to eject yourself from the meeting.
   Passed by acclamation
   
   Mitchell - I like green eggs ham.
   
   Jonathan - Motion to #define "Fuck green eggs and ham" as ejecting the rest of KGB from the room, but not yourself. //This breaks meeting in all sorts of fun ways
   
   Woody - Motion to make the time capsule time bomb committee
   Purpose - Soon, said ominously
   Sold to Woody for $1, chaired by anyone who wants to leave terrible messages for the future
   
   Liam - Motion to #define eggs as ham
   Dilatory
   
   Liam - Motion to #define green as ham, ham as eggs, and eggs as green.
   
   Mitchell - Motion to create a standing rule
   Dilatory
   
   Kate - I do not like green egss
   
   Liam - Motion to create a standing rule that any standing rule applying to standing rules do not work when applying standing rules
   Dilatory
   
   Woody - #define green ham and ham as green eggs and ham
   Passed
   
   Kate - Motion to #define eggs as ham
   Still dilatory
   
   Liam - Motion to create the misappropriated ad hoc standing rule committee
   Purpose: Motion to create a standing rule such that the misappropriated ad hoc standing rule committee
   
   Tim - Motion to create the AH mis ap sr com
   Purpose - Motion to create a sr such that the mis ah sr com
   Failed
   
   Keerthana - Committee for mandatory dance breaks
   Purpose - Advocating mandatory public dance breaks while people are doing homework.
       Jonathan - Fuck green ham and ham
   Passed, sold to Tim for $1, chaired by anyone who has done a dance break while doing or avoiding homework
   
   Jonathon - POI, does flossing count as dancing?
       Yes, but badly
   
   Janny - Motion to heen green and gram.
       Poorly defined?

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Dez - We're exec! There's usually more of us. We normally meet Wednesdays at UC 329. We won't this week, so probably don't show up.
   
   Janny - Movie night! There's a poll in the Facebook group, so vote if you're on campus and want to come!
   
   Kate - Please don't come to booth design meeting this Saturday. No one will be there
   
   Tim - Misappropriated Corn Subsidies + Weird currencies - Price of corn is 265 Indian Rupee

SCHMUCKS

   Liam - Corn subsidies - Last week it was 3.68. This week it was 3.70. God dammit.
   
   Kaylee - Do you want to live somewhere else? Come live in Kremlin!
   
   Liam - Culinary standards + I live in Utah - Please consider getting food with me!
   
   Liam - Culinary standards - You fuckers voted for:
       - Strawberry
       - Spaceballs: The icecream flavor
       - Regular King Crimson
   
   Tim - Motion to purple, purple, seafoam green, and fuck green eggs and ham.
       Passed, meeting destroyed.