Minutes20191209

EXEC REPORTS

   Dez - "Jokes on you, I have an exam on Monday"

   Janny - Had a weekend, had playground. (This is Kaylie). Wish more people knew and showed up for it.

   Mitchell - Had a weekend. As kate asked, he hit her up with deserts. Became a sad sitcom; they measured the flour and sugar, and the story will continue later.

   Mckenna - Had a weekend, her family has a grocery delivery service from costco. Put in her address, and her mom accidentally sent groceries to her house. Now she has chicken wontons and dog food, but none of these are things she can eat.

   Next - Had a weekend, did not do finals things and now is in trouble. Pass out the attendance!

   Before Kushal - Quote of the weekend - Buses are made from blood.

   Two after Woody - Had a weekend, last weeks event was a movie that was a whodunit. Had a conspiracy theory the whole time where this 90 year old lady was actually a murder victim, and not just alive.

OLD BUSINESS

   Henry had the thing, it's never coming back. Keerthana has the spirit of the thing.

   From 25th of November, discussion
   Motion to create the missapropriated ad hoc standing rule committee
   Purupose: Motion to create a standing rule such that the missapropriated ad hoc standing rule committee

COMMITTEE REPORTS - Reversed again lmao

   Mitchell - AD Hoc stupid cooking committee - Lots of foreshadowing. This sugar and flour look the same. Flour was weird, and the cake seemed very liquidy. They had missed it up.

   Tim - AD MIS Baking committee - Mixing up flour and confectionary sugar is arguably the whole point of baking.

   Oliver - AH Concepts committee - Realized the solution as he walked out of the room, and terrorized the TA.

   Kaylie - Cats are stupid - Had a cat toy, basically a mouse on a string. Rose loves it, so she put it in the basement. Rose likes to carry toys wherever she likes, so she put the mouse in her mouth and ran up the stair, slingshotting the mouse into the roof.

   Kate - Cats are stupid - Scratches on had, from when she was petting rose. The cat leaned her head so far back she fell off of the table and scratched Kate on the way down.

   Kate - KGBaking committee - Spent 8 hours baking cookies, please take them I have so fucking many.

   Woody - Is anyone even reading this committee - Hi this is the recsec, hows life. I'm fairly concerned this will never be seen by another human.

   Oliver - AH missapropriated Airport Commitee + AH Aviation Committee - This Friday, he was gonna get to go on a 747. Then it might have crashed.

   Kate - AH Mis Airport Committee - Nothing exciting, just wanted to say the name.

NEW BUSINESS

   Jonathon - Trapped for 20 hears in the pre med labs committee
   Purpose - To regret everything remotely related to bio, premeds, and spending weekends working on lab reports you don't really care about.
   Passed, sold to Kate for $3, chaired by anyone who has ever interacted with a premed

   Getting a new chair
   Kaylie, Oliver, Mitchell, Keerthana, James, Mitchell, Tim, Mckenna, Woody, Kushal, Kate, Jonathan

   Tim is now the chair!

   Woody - Motion to create the rate mitchells baking committee
   Purpose - Rating it as however much this committee sells for out of a hundred
   Passed, sold to Mitchell for $4, disbanded

   Kate - Motion to make the KGBallet
   Purpose - Draw attention to teh weird ballet moves that Mitchell was doing the entire time.
   Passed by acclamation, sold to olvier for $3, chaired by mitchell when he finally begins his ballet career.

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Tim - These huge dorks are most of kgb exec. They meet weekly, except for this week, so talk to them next semester if you want to know more about that.

   Mitchell - We'll be leaving the black chairs at four wednesday to show up to C H E E S E on time. We'll be there for like an hour and a half, 3 and a half total.

   Kate - We finished design meetings, there are things that need to happen but you all don't need to worry about them!

   No meeting next Monday!

SCHMUCKS

   Kushal - POI, does tim have to do the purple purple to himself?

   Kate - As you can see, I followed through on my last promise. This offer is somewhat still extended, she will be making butter gooey cookies at some point.

   Woody - Hand is just comfortable like this.

   Jonathan - Researching game design course hsa a final that's just chilling and playing VR games, so come show up at Hunt Studio A.

   Kate - Liam wants to get food!

   Woody - Motion to P, P, SFG, SFG, P, SFG, P, P, P, SFG, SFG, and gtfo