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EXEC REPORTS
Dez - Had a weekend, watched lots and lots of speedrunning. Remeber to put walls in places, you shouldn't be able to swim through them.
Kaylie - Had a weekend, the first ever. Had rehearsal all the time, and then saturday night she watched frozen too and played a drinking game. Every time they saw ice or a water horse, they took a sip. Then a skype date.
Mitchell - Is kate. Had a weekend, went to tool training and then probably did homework the whole time. Also probably talked to Ellen at least once. We have an event - oops, I was supposed to forget about that - It's useless people! Come sell your uselessness to the club. People do things, like mckenna can use chopsticks??? (She can knit, turns out). Instead of being normal, lets buy our friends because that's definitely a healthy dynamic. In hamslag, not hamschlong. Bring the money or the concept of it to buy people!
Mckenna - Had a weekend, did tool training and learned about space mexico tequila. Watched frozen 2 drunk, which was fun, and is dying because of datalab.
Woody - Went to the event, where I became part of the hivemind. Did tons of datalab, and died.
James - Went to the event, and then did some MTG, and now is doing parenlab.
Kushal - Had a weekend, where he chanted 'your own name' a lot. Found out today that they give you answers in recitation, and it was not helpful because he didn't learn anything.
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Kate - MA assassinate the treasurer - Soon.
Mckenna - I have a question, can committee's hold votes?
Thats a POI, and they can do this in their own meetings that the RECSEC HAS TO PUT THE MINUTES IN GODDAMNIT DONT DO THIS
Kate - COmmittee to assassinate teh president - Told dez's grandma happy birthday, and Dez didn't. She's one of us now.
Liam - Corn subsidies - Three constants in life: Death, Death, and Corn being under $4.00. (It's $3.80).
Dez - Damn, I should have shorted corn!
Henry - Stupid history - The greatest catholic nation, the French. Had several great victories, like when the ottomans invaded the austria-hungarian empire. The french helped by buying siege weapons from the ottomans, and letting them dock in france, which killed the other people. Also accidentally helped make protestantism valid in Europe
Tim - Missapropriated Corn Subsides - Promotes the fact that corn futures are highly seasonal, and tend to spike in Early June.
Liam - Capcom vs everyone - Poe dameron and bob dylan vs nick jones and whole horse.
Kate - Booth Committee - We're real, goddammit. Now that you know how to not kill yourself with saws, we're going to have builds! If you are still unsure about this, come to me or the other booth chairs and ask us to teach you! If you don't need to be taught, you should come to our builds! We took a poll of this on facebook, so if you don't do facebook then talk to me! It's seemingly on Tuesdays for the weekday ones! We have two weekend times within one votes of each other, and the vote appears to go for Saturday, 6-9 pm! Get Hype!
Tim - Ad Hoc Pattern matching in officer reports - It has matched on patterns, drinking and datalab.
OLD BUSINESS
Who has the thing? Oliver! Who wants it? James! It's not his fault that we forgot to add Kaylie to the group chat.
Committee to discretely ask the chair for how much money I should allocate for CTFWS?
Motion to table until feb 23rd?
Passed, tabled.
Henry disagrees, and now thinks we're discriminating against him.
Now we all have to sit on the floor, like idiots.
Kate - POI - By the 'like an idiot part', I think it failed. Liam was the only one.
NEW BUSINESS
Liam - Motion to create a standing rule such that a complex majority is defined for any majority that is >1/2 but <2/3.
Henry - Defining things opens the door to placing restrictions on things, and as we all know, <Filibuster ensues>
Ironically, Henry is mad about being silenced, but I have chosen not to record his entire speech. Ironic.
Passed, Henry Saluted.
Kushal - Motion to create the Hive mind committee
Dilatory
Liam - POI, if the hive mind appoints a queen, can we eject them from the body?
Kate - Motion to make a standing rule that a committee made by several peple individually saying one word of teh name of that committee, makes a group committee composed of those members and the unit.
Henry - Motion to create the KGB government in exile
Not a committee, dilatory.
Henry - Motion to create the organizing committee of the KGB government in exile
Purpose - The declaration of independence
Passed, sold to Henry for $22, chaired by himself, Kushal, Mitchell, and any other 'true' fighters of freedom.
Woody + group - Motion to create the jame's and hive mind committee and knuckles
Purpose - to be very hivemindish and james space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name your own name
Tim - Motion to append to the end of the name, 'and knuckles'. Passed by one.
Knuckles is now part of this group committee, godammit
Henry - Motion to append space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name your own name passed
Passed, sold Woody, chaired by everyone in the hivemind circle.
SPACE MEXICO TEQUILA YOUR OWN NAME YOUR OWN NAME YOUR OWN NAME
Kate - Academic delusion commitee
Purpose - Henry - An accepatance to graduate school isn't a job.
Henry - I technically have a job (Maybe not)
Tim - Jaded academic society of america approves
Liam - Non-jaded academic society of america cannot approve of disapprove, because it doesn't exist.
That hasn't stopped us before!
Henry - I do not like green egss and spam.
Passed, sold to Oliver for $2, chaired by people who have made $1,000,000 from their PHD
Tim - Motion to embezzle $69.
Passed by acclamation
Kushal - Motion to create the little bitches committee
Purpose - So last week, at dinner, some of yʔall didnʔt sit outside. Yʔall are liʔle bitches.
Tim - POO, Little or lil?
Liam - POI, Flap or Glottal stop?
Henry - The cold was not up to my standards. When a mountain ignores a fly, it is not because the mountain is a little bitch, but only because it is above the fly.
Passed, sold to Kushal for $9, chaired by everyone who sat outside during dinner that one time.
Kate - Motion to #define 'I don't have a job' as $1 Passed, been defined.
REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Dez - We're KGB Exec! We meet at 4:30 on thursdays at UC 306! Our meetings are open to the public, if you like actual logistics for some reason. Outside of that,
Kate- Hi! We're building a booth! Come over Saturday at 6PM and we'll build stuff! I'm super excited, you all should get hype too! Please we're gonna need the help. Kaylie is small and shouldn't lift things.
Mckenna - Should I come, even if I hate carrying flats?
Dez - We also have an event! It's useless people, so come sell yourself!
If you get sold, you don't have to do anything you're uncomfortable with, and don't violate the school's policy or they might kill james.
Kate - If you're uncomfortable with someone specific buying you, let exec know so that doesn't happen.
Henry - Can I make someone violate parts of the Geneva convention that the US didn't sign?
Liam - KGB Puzzle hunt association - I have, through some means or another, came across the files from the original puzzlehunt, but I can't figure out how to get the server to work.
SCHMUCKS
Tim - Are you a current or former student, or subsidiary of an org that has technological need? Come to computer club!
Liam - Motion to make "I'm jeff bezos and I have a job" mean a bid of 1 billion dollars
Woody - Global game jam is this weekend! It's super fun, has good food, and you get a T-shirt! Sign up soon if you're interested!
Liam - Motion to create the KGB White collar criminals association
Tim - Motion to, per random.org, purple purple seafoam green, purple purple, fish fish fish, and gtfo.
