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MEETING 9/7/2020
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EXEC REPORTS
Dez- had a weekend, was filming of tour. Wore a sweatshirt, was fine at first but bad on second day. toughed it through for continuity Kaylie - $20 at the moment - Peer pressured Kate to be Kaylie - had a weekend, didn't record undergound b/c detroiting, hung out with cats, Kate was then sad that no cat James - being inside sucks, walked through schenley, figured out schenley is big Kushal - learned about 10 mins ago that headphones are kaput. walked around campus with a piece of paper taped to chest that said CMU KGB - submit to pravda? Sawyer - Got hubbed by the grub ordering wings from an apparently terrible place, spent forever filming the UG tour, talked with a friend and found out that Eureka is especially sad when conducted via interwebs McKenna - skipped Oliver - procrastinated saturday and didn't realize sunday and monday are UG tour - needs to pay on work debt
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Kushal - the hivemind committe would like to report that we are ending not horse reporting these fuck end report
Tim - com which will take 7 years to pass - passed on sept 2, 2013 - SUCCESS Took 7 years to pass, has now existed for 7 years
Kate - the ad-hoc KGbagpiping comm - commend the drone of kushal's mic
OLD BUSINESS
THE THING - Sawyer had it, james gets it Not james fault that dez wore a sweatshirt when it was hot, it is his fault that it was hot today
0 orders of the day - yet again we are stiffed
NEW BUSINESS
Sam - motion to salute tim for finding the original date for the 7 yrs to pass comm- FUCK YOU TIM
Kushal - mtn to create the ominous typing com - Kushal is typing... [purpose- basically that] PASSED - Auctioned to Kushal for 5 dollars - "Didn't really think of a joke for this" <the specific string>
Kate - standing rule - Motion to make a standing rule that a delayed standing rule, which is a standing rule that enacts itself after a certain period of time, can be made by making a motion to make a delayed standing rule and specifying the delay time. Other than it's delay, a delayed standing rule acts exactly as a normal standing rule would. Its enactment is not announced when it goes into effect Oliver - mtn to amend the motion such that "not" after is is expunged - VERY unfriendly Pursued strongly - vastly Opposed Kushal - pointed out only reason it is a good idea is because of O Sam - was muted, reshield James - is delay time of < 0 allowed? Kate - behavior requires specification, but dez says it's undefined/up to discretion of chair or is dilatory Sam - what is intent of last sentence Kate - it's up to interpretation Skim - what happens with the deal of sitting down? - same as any other standing ruke POI from tim - all actions of the body from the year get sat down, but tabled items carry over - can't force future years to do things Tim - restless shield - mtn to amend standing rule with a proviso that it not take effect until oct 5th of 2020 unfriendly, but pursued for reason of perceived accordance with the motion itself LIAM INTEJECTION - mtn to delay vote for 2 weeks - very dilatory but actually not apparently
Sawyer - motion to # define Kushal Dulla as disbanded Tim- Which banded? Liam - mtn to change to # define Kushal Dulla as disbanded committee - O.O.O. Oliver- does this work in the other way such that Kushal owns disbanded comms Liam - motion to - OUT OF ORDER Oliver- motion to amend such that disbanded is # defined as Kushal Liam- did pound defn's sit down? no because people accept it as a thing Kushal - wanted to point out to oliver that he wouldn't be the wealthiest comm owner because Keerthana owns the most - uncountably many Liam objects - motion to disband the standing rule Failed due to tyrancy
James - mtn to #define pound define to kilogram define Tim - we have an existing #definition that defines lb as pound antiseconded and wasn't strong motion
Liam - mtn to create a standing rule such that standing rules can be disbanded - purpose to be determined at a later date dilatory until further notice
Oliver - motion to define KGB first law as "a meeting that is in motion will not change its motion until acted on by an external motion" Sam - would it lb define or define? - who knows Kate - upset and entertained - upsetertained Tim - once motion is passed, will we be able to move out of this motion without another motion to move us out of it? James - so creating a meeting would take an entire meeting? passing a motion would also not end the motion technically? - well we're in discussion of a question, not the motion. not memsafe but whatever Liam - mtn to split motions into two parts and have them voted on individually Kate - it's just a phrase, yall are big nerds Sam - motion to remove the octothorpe Tim - motion to amend the submotion to amend octothorpe to octopus - unfriendly for reason of causing dilatoryness PASSED, been done
Tim - Motion to define the KGB second law as the prices at Entropy, which is an isolated system, never decrease over time Sam - motion to add octothorpe before define - ONLY FRIENDLY IF AMENDED TO OCTOPUS Unfriendly, pursued - failed OVERALL MOTION PASSED
Liam - Motion to define the seventh law of the KGB as "Do not ask about the first or second laws of the KGB" Tim- motion to amend by replacing talk with ask - been amended Kate - motion to replace third with second Oliver - what is the penalty? - don't ask Liam objects but dropped it by reason of whatever PASSED
Sam K - Motion to define the third law of the KGB as a meeting must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second Law of the KGB Tim - if passed, the third law of the KGB would be the 4th law of the KGB Kate - doesn't this violate the second law? DON'T ASK
Liam - motion to make all KGB laws as legally binding and require enforcement via corner sitting
Sam - motion to define the 5th law of the KGB as "there is not fourth law of the KGB" Liam - motion to strike 5th and replace with 4th unfriendly but pursued - failed Passed
James - Discord exorcism comm - purpose: <was an image, so fish fish fish. just imagine a spoopy discord screen here> Liam - motion to exorcise this committee PASSED- auctioned to James for $15 - chaired by James and anyone who can fix it oh god please help
Oliver - POI- is a first year and wants to know about the 1st law of KGB
Liam - motion to define 6th law of KGB as "Don't"
REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Dez - so KGB exists James - event! streaming the UG tour on [WEBSITE REDACTED] - come on out and learn stuff about campus! and us because we'll do a Q&A
SCHMUCKS
Liam - made a game - if you like 2 test and have a windows computer hit him up
Tim - motion to colors - Dez did it well
Oliver - lips were just comfortable there
MEETING ADJOURNED