Minutes20210412

Meeting 4/12/2021

Officer Reports

Dez - tested CTFwS, played lotsa fallout New Vegas

Kaylie - CTFwS in MC is actually fun, which is good. Started watching killing eve and is now stressed because a character looks like a history prof

James - did puzzles. Hates cryptic crosswords

Sawyer - thought he was gonna get out of lab early, forgot his ipad there

Kushal - roommate's mom sent stuff from hong kong, was sent "the spiciest stuff in the world" - maybe rip

Oliver - forgot that a major project was due today, did proxylab on 'roids. Another all nighter

Committee Reports

Kaylie - Qahtz r stoopid -maybe not stupid, can tell when about to move and are happy

Kevin - Rogue measurement comm - gates floor to ceiling 107 and 1/4 inches

Matt - cats r phenomenal comm - the cats didn't hate each other and cuddled well

Tim - wigglytuff comm - misapp cul stds comm - is it a copperaja class curry?

Keerthana - ad-hoc bumpier? comm - hereby very sympathetically rejecting the flat earth moment

Kate - possibly misapp booth comm - it's not a booth, but we've built doherty and wean in Minecraft! it's cool, also built some Dojung (doherty jungle)

James - misapp dangling comm - ...

Tim - Nomm Comm:

   Under obligations, specifically art.7 sect 4a: added a few positions such that people can no longer get elected by default
   After 0 nominations, the nomination period comes to a close
   full slates baybeee

Liam - nonmisapp dangling comm - .....

Kate- requests additional report from the hivemind comm

   The hivemind comm would like to report that CMU is a not a univeristy which end report
   how profound

Liam then moves to hold an informal vote to decide if to adjourn the committee and return to regular business

Requested a report from those who voted nay to report on why to not return to regular business

Moved to being out of order

Old Business

Kaylie isn't responsible for polygon wonderland not being a thing on social media, is her fault that DMCA is a thing

No other old Business

New Business

   Liam - motion to create a standing rule ruining everything - dilatory

   James - POI - if you table a motion to untable during the middle of next meeting, does that get read out during that specific part of the meeting
   Not really, elections will overrule everything and clobber stuff
   technically there's business with the new exec where the new prez doesn't know how to prez

   Keerthana - motion to create a standing rule such that any standing rule passed while the majority of the general body brushes their backs in a clockwise motion lives for an additional 12 weeks over its natural life span
   Dez - this does actually nothing
   Tim - I'm still for it
   Kate - would like to point out that the prezident is being oddly benevolent by telling you that it does nothing before the motion passes
   Passed, been done

   Saywer - motion to create a standing rule such that all emojis are banned during meeting - dilatory

   Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that the name and purpose of all committees must consist solely of emoji 
   Sawyer - motion to table for 1 minute (for 6:02) - killed by 6:02
   Overall motion passed, been changed
   Sam - yields floor to CTFwS bot, but xhe isn't present in the meeting
   Sam Motions to create the complete failure committee, dilatory due to new standing rule
   Tim - motion to create the following committee: "emoji emoji emoji emoji" with the purpose: "EMOJI" 
   Sold to Tim for 219 yen, chaired by everyone who ever has used an emoji except JK rowling

   Now we move into unicode territory-
   James - motion to create a standing rule such that all unnecessary  emojis are banned, with the penalty of ejection on use, based on a majority vote by the general     body. - poorly defined, would require suspending the rules

   Liam - motion to create the following comm - 💣 🗡️ :pot_of_dhreed: 🔫 🔪 -  ☠️ 
   Kate - isn't this made redundant by the comm to ass the prez?
   Keerthana - motion to append an emoji to the comm name
   Moves to vote, passes. Sold to liam for 100 yen, disbanded

   Kaylie - 😄 ✍️ 📜  Purpose: 🙋‍♀️ ✈️ 👉 🇺🇸 🗿 🏠 🙋‍♀️✨ 👉🇺🇸 🛂
   James - uuh, wat
   kaylie - the emoji sentences comm - "take me to the american embassy so I can replace my lost passport"
   Passes, sold to Kaylie for 300 yen, chaired by the dancing ladies emoji

   Sawyer - Motion to create the following committee - グーグル翻訳とアニメ言語委員会
   Oliver - motion to create the :nom::nom::nom: 🇨 🇴 🇲  with the purpose 🍔 🥩 🍟 🍹
   :nom: isn't an emoji so rip
   James - motion to create the following committee:❓👮 Purpose: 🚫 👮‍♂️ 🚫 👮‍♀️
   Dez ruins Kate's hospital joke
   Passes, sold to Kaylie for 319 yen - chaired by the paw patrol dog

Real/Relevant Announcements

We are exec! for this week

so long and thanks for all the fish fish fish

this week's event is CTFwScraft on Saturday at 7:00

Pay debts

Schmucks

Liam - puzzlehunt is done but still schmucking about videogame

Kaylie - made instagram page for KGB, is shitposting there. go follow

Kushal - making a stuco about roguelikes with woody

Sawyer - salute the prezident

Is sea green in order? super definitely no

Tim - motion to GTFO