Minutes20210405

Meeting 4/5/2021

Officer Reports

Dez - played bloons TD6, too much. It's fine though because no class today

Kaylie - turned 21 on the worst day possible : easter sunday in a pandemic

James - went to class today even though there wasn't no class

Sawyer - watched grand budapest hotel and ate Dez cookies - both were pretty indie

LiamKushal - stayed at home and did jack shit besides making a videogame and puzzle (attempting, at least)

Oliver - scheduled a covid vaccine and fantasized about the real world

Proctor Nomination

we did that

Committee Reports

Liam - corn sub board - corn has flattened out, this is unacceptable. Buy more corn

Kate - KGBaking comm - "interesting indie experience" referred to by sawyer for Dez's cookied: were a bizarre nightmare. Kevin asked for 2 batches of 36 cookies - batter was almost entirely liquid, made cookie sheets that flattened out with little chocolate chip hills. Brown sugar all got caught at bottom of bowl, last bit of cookies were just carmel. They're the most bizarre cookies she's ever baked, so have at it

Dez - when kate said it was liquid batter, it was whipped cream texture

Kaylie - Qahtz r stoopid - today is cas's gotcha day, 8 yrs ago

Liam - Puzzlehunt comm - go do puzzlehunt for heritage

Tim - adhoc people who are or were 21 comm - sunday night before winter classes begin is not as bad of a birthday as easter sunday during a pandemic

Kaylie - capitalism in action comm - MLB moved draft out of atlanta due to the horrific voting laws they just passed. This is good but also bad for lost revenue for Georgia

   Tim - Nomm Comm -
   Liam for 1VP- yes
   Liam for 2VP - yes
   Sawyer for 2VP - yes
   Oliver for 2VP - yes
   Oliver for Prez - yep
   Sawyer for corsec - suure
   Liam for recsec - yes
   Liam for treasurer - yes
   Kevin for recsec - yep
   So ends nominations. There are only 6 people running so full slates are impossible, but we're doing ok
   Remember to pay your dues and debts - Oliver will send out info to people he expects people from

Old Business

James wants the thing - not his fault that midterms and homework are due - is his fault that for some reason profs chose to have normal exams with camera on, is his fault

Tim - no orders of today

New Business

   Dez - exec has nominated proctors. It's nomm comm (Dez, Keerthana, Kate, Tim)
   So moved, passes by a 2/3 majority

   Oliver - motion to create the unanimous consent is boring comm - to get as close as possible above a threshold for a motion that you actually support
   Kate - so what, there's 11 of us here? So that's 6 downvotes and 5 upvotes?
   Tim - what are we, Alabama <ROLL TIDE>
   Liam - motion to rename to the votegolf comm - friendly
   Passed, auctioned to Liam for 400 Yen, chaired by "exactly enough people to make this a legitimate comm

   Kevin - motion to make the rogue measurement comm - to fully understand the preciseness of measurements at CMU w/o any previous planning at all 
   Tim - as Kevin was typing that at 6:02:55, I was begging him not to hit enter
   James - motion to change the name to the paladin measurement commitee - unfriendly, unseconded
   Passed, auctioned to Kevin for 520, chaired by Kevin, but in exactly 1 week

   Liam - motion to create the dangling comm - to always awkwardly give the last comm report as the chair is trying to exit comm reports
   Oliver - I have a large amount of expectations for whoever chairs this comm next monday
   Kate - yeah, I think this is a good idea
   Sam - motion to change the word "dangling" to "dingleberry" - unfriendly
   Liam - was going to call to question but saw Sam had something to say - his shield was comfy
   Tim - comfy shield
   a trainwreck of further shields and motions then occur
   Tim - POI - important points were raised during that sidebar, so Dez cannot be allowed to stifle the further shields - cannot assume that these motions are in bad faith
   Tim calls to question
   Liam - motion to pass by acclimation - we can't
   Sawyer - motion to pass by acclimation - we can't
   Sam - motion to pass by acclimation - we can't
   Kaylie - motion to purple
   Kate - motion to pass by acclimation - we can't
   James - wait what was going on
   Passed, moves to auction - sold to Kate for 521 - chaired by Anyone who is or ever has been malicious to the dez-pot

   Kaylie - Motion to make a standing rule such that a motion to pass by acclimation is only in order when "its a good idea" is said/typed. If another member says/types "its a bad idea" before "its a good idea" is said/typed, the motion to pass by acclimation fails and the main motion moves to a vote.
   Liam - this could be used to bypass discussion?
   Dez - dilatory - rejected for revision

   James - motion to create a committee with the name "the innocent support group"
   with the purpose: to support those who are always innocent in hidden role games
   Liam - motion to change the name to the "AMOGUS" comm - friendly
   Oliver - but what if you're the hitlerpostor <postscript: in refence to the board game Secret Hitler>
   Kate - I feel targeted by you calling on me after Oliver's comment - feels supported by this group and that it will change the KGB atmosphere so people don't accuse her of being the hitler <postscript: being accused of being the "secret hitler" in the aforementioned board game?
   Sawyer - salty because of a thing
   Tim - motijon to append a ZWJ between the m's of 'committee': ‍
   Liam -have you guys notice the dezpot looks like that amogus guy
   Tim - that was just comfy - motion to insert a ZWJ between the 't's of comm, soooo
   Auctioned to James for 320 - chaired by everyone but Kate

Real Relevant Announcements

We're exec, we meet at time

Pay dues and debts before next meeting pls

Nomm comm will go finding people to fill them slates

Event is testing CTFwS

Schmuck

Kaylie - god emperor comm is now chaired by the god emperor

Liam - puzzlehunt comm - get a team for this saturday

Kevin - Student govt elections are going on. Vote for me if you want to and if you're Oliver

- Meeting Adjourns -