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OFFICER REPORTS

- Kevin: read berserk

- Twain: read Third Class Superhero very sad

- Charles: Still defending ladder’s honor, will not elaborate, we have an event: it’s IMPROV Porter Hall A16 A, bring yourself and your imagination

- Izzy: Saw family, celebrated passover, nobody has kosher food on campus :(

- Julia: Spent 5 hours finding 10 #s for a paper :/

- Howard: has too much junk

- Kaylie: Bought records, records do play, COVID exposures :(

COMMITTEE REPORTS

- Miss. Corn Subsidies: $8.12 - Emoji Sentences: don’t throw out baby - Kleptomaniacs: sadness - Broken Record: - Adhoc Admin Voice Chat on Discord: Kushal’s phone died 3 days in - Misappropriated Broken Record: disappointment at functional records - I’m a mathematician and I hate myself: logic logic logic math bullshit blah blah - Pro wasp, anti wasp, neutral wasp: Flies while playing guitar, did not eat - Assassinate the President: Stymied by online meeting (Dox Kevin???)

- The discussion of the floor is lava committee - Charles: Motion to table for a week - Passed, been tabled

NEW BUSINESS

- Oliver: Motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to broken record, when passed untables a randomly selected tabled motion to untable, with equal probability - Passed by acclimation - Howard: Motion to create Standing Rule Flip the Table via majority vote by which ALL tabled motions would be immediately demolished - Sawyer: Motion to swap majority with “turbo-majority”, defined as everyone who has ever attended a KGB meetin - Friendly, been changed - Standing Rule Flip the Table (Amended Version) Passed - Sawyer: Motion to make the King Kevin Komittee - Purpose: to observe Kevin’s descent from an enlightened ruler to a menacing Machiavellian monarch - James: Motion to ammend Komittee to Committee for acronym reasons - Friendly, been changed