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meeting
officer reports
james: is a little baby who can't handle snow
timkaylie: aaaa techweek aaaa
sawyer: cmu has dropped mask requirement policy, undergrads masks but not grad students
event: go the fuck to sleep
kevin: went to senate meeting, CFA students are dying due to money
liam: tried and failed to do PL
oliver: spent 7 hours finding rental cars
woodshal: i am mia because i am looking for penguins
comm reps
hivemind: we are murdering penguins but we can't find any penguin end report
liam: corn subs: 7.47
woody: plane number: corn
oliver: joke resuciatation: jack's van
twain: i just finished malloc com: i just finished malloc and i'm so tired
liam: korn subs: 33.36
kevin: motion to sallute malloc
tim: nominating cominating
-twain for recsec
--no
-twain for pres
--yes
-twain for 2vp
--no
-izzy for corsec
--yes
-izzy for recsec
--yes
-howard for treasurer
--yes
old beez
thing: twain -> oliver ;not fault: dues/debts, fault: social constructs like race and gneder
new beez
oliver: motion to allocate 215 for booth shirts and shit
-kevin: what color are the shirts?
--graphite gray
-voted on, passed
howard: motion to allocate 150-200 from exec discretionary fund for breakfast
-dilatory
sawyer: motion to allocate 315.87 cents for propane gas and 7.62 by 39 ammunition for this week's event
-kevin: how will i sleep
--don't worry abou tit
-woody: summit cola annhiliation approves
-charles: motion to change the allocation to breakfast for move-oon
--sawyer: unfriendly
--pursued
--liam: motion to allocate 20 dollars for roberts rules for sawyer
---motion to pass by acclamation
sawyer objects
---voted on, passed
-woody: motion to name this motion bob
-howard: motion to change to 200 dollars
--liam: why would we want a less-lavish breakfast
-tim: motion to name this motion duhduhduhduhduh
--voted on, passed
-voted on, passed
woody: motion to create the time bomb committee
purpose: tick tick ttick
-howard: tick tick tick
-oliver: motion to amend to tick cock tick cock
--friendly
-twain: motion to amend to tick cock sorry cock sorry cock sorry cock
--friendlyu
-liam: motion to change name to sorry cock committee
--unfriendly, unseconded
-kevin: motion to table for a week
--liam: motion to pass by coinflipi
---woody: motion to table for 1 week
---dilatory
woody: motion to create a standing rule allowing motions to table to be tabled
motion to fail by acclamation
objection
motion to table for 1 week
so moved
---voted on failed
--failed
-tim: you didn't say it rhythmically
-voted on, passed
sold to liam for for 12 and 0%, chaired by the bomb whichposal committtee
oliver: motion to Unknown police as question
-liam: police for oliver: why?
--you know why
-passed by acclamaion
woody: motion to create the drug smuggling committee
purpose: to smuggle drugs
-woody: call the police
-passed by acclamation
-sold to kevin for 2 +0% chaired by a bunch of fresh new convicts
kevin: motion to eavesdrop on twain and howard
-passed
liam: motion to create the riveting side conversation committee:
-33'd
liam: motion to create the real committee
purpose: promotion of currencies called reals
-kevin: i failed to send the letter
-liam: most to censure kevin
--ooo
-voted on, passed
sold to liam for 1.10 +0% tip, charied by sigmund freud and his mother
Twain: motion to create the shitty ass doo doo committtee
purpose: to get people to pass a committee they are unaware of
-kevin: motion to pass by acclamation
--liam: objection
-oliver: call the police
-voted on, passed
-sold to woody for 2.01 + 0%, whichbanded
charles: motion to create a standing rule that if someone creates a committee or votes in favor of one with a reference to copulatioon or bodily discharge, they take 80 points of damage
-woody: amend in favor of to "on"
--tim: abstenance is the only way
--failed
-voted on, failed
woody: motion to create the sex and suicide committee
-80 damage, ejected
-some out of order motions
-tim: call the police
-voted on, failed
liam: motion to Unknown shitty ass doo doo committee as the executive board
-unfriendly
tim: motion to create a standing rule such that if the chair utters the letter of the day they gain 4 hp (to keep them on this mortal plane)
-voted on, passed
james: nom com has been nominated as proctors for voting (james, woody, keerthana, tim)
-passed
announcements
we're exec
no event, go sleep
-please come to move on
this is the most important time of booth
all hands on deck please
please do other stuff for booth
please fill out your breakfast order form
build is friday, please show up
-get wristbands and hats this wednesday
-pay your dues
schmucks
twain: i have a ticket to the penguins game tomorrow
liam: pay your dont's
kevin: 😶
sawyer: colors
liam: motion to create committee to extend james's suffering
-ooo
twain: motion to high five a ghost
tim: colors/gtfo
