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OFFICER REPORTS

Lames: Does not understand pitt weather

Kaylie: Ikea has disposed of the yellow bag for the safety of employees

Sawyer: Crosswalks in PGH suck, nonzero possibility of a strongly worded letter being written. also event. DTD in weencraft

Kevin: Got charged 0 cents from nebraska, got card locked for funsies. submit to pravda

Liam: Bought tangelos, not sure if the KGB approves or disapproves of me

Oliver: Took out earpiece because had to hear kevin (twice)

Kushal: Trained a model. Did other things, it crashed due to syntax error

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Corn subsidies: bet you motherfuckers all wish you bought corn now, huh

Com to burn down R7 alongisde other R7 comms: we have passed the day which should never be forgotten. JJs was early for delivery. Moment of silence.

Cats are stupid comm: One of the cats in household pissed on bed, it got through the duvet and ruined everything. Bought new bedsheets which cat loves. Matt has an announcement to make

Weird Dreams comm & misappropriated cats are stupid committee: had dream involved where you don't own cats and then did own cats and why do i have to transcribe people's dreams there's some garbage about shapeshifting cats in here

-Not Friday/Saturday dream, which is important somehow. maybe astrology bullshit

Emoji Sentences Committee: 🙁 🎪 🐷 💧 🌠 😄 ❓

OLD BEEZNESS

Has thing: Dez

Wants thing: Oliver

-Not his fault: another billionaire couple broke up

-his fault: everything else, incl all other break ups

no orders of the day

NEW BUSINESS

Liam: Motion to create the Emoji Sentencing Rule, a standing rule which allows the body to vote to "sentence" certain emojis, prohibiting their use for a certain period of time

-Dez: Should define prohibition as part of standing rule

-Oliver: Amendment: Prohibiting use = Treating said emoji as if it doesn't exist

--Pursued, moving to discussion

--Kaylie: Works for voting

--Liam: How do you enforce treating it as though it doesn't exist, circular problem

--Oliver: Did someone say something

--Dez: It just takes the chair not acknowledging it

--Voted on, passed

-Kushal: Failsafes for meeting-critical emoji?

-Dez: Cowardice clause: xup, shield1 unaffeced

--Liam: Do line of succession instead of not having fun

--Dez: Order of succession ill defined

--Tim: Constraint breeds creativity

--Oliver: Missing xdown

--Tim: Explicitly exempt emoji specified in rules

--Liam: We lose anti-seconding

---James: We can sub things in

--Dez: Antiseconding is not real

--Tim: Calls question

--Voted on, passed

-comfy shields

-Kevin: Shield was just getting comfy

-Kaylie: Planned to make this joke, got beaten to the punch

-get rekt

-Voted on, passed

Oliver: motion to replace all instances of "general-body-meeting" in ⁠meeting-rules with "meeting-non-nonverbal"

-Tim: Essentially a consistency change, should be some secretary's job

-Liam: Not my jorb

-Someone renames the channel, rendering discussion mute

Liam: Motion to sentence xdown for 4 weeks

-Kate: I want to do something first

-Liam: Want to cede floor

-Tim: Requires a motion to table

-Kate: Motion to table for 10 minutes

--Passed by acclamation, tabled

Kaylie: motion to ban the 👉 👌 💦 😩 🌭 🍆 emojis using the Emoji Sentencing Rule for a period of 4 months

-Tim: Requesting emoji sentences committee to translate into english

-Kaylie: Find inappropriate for meeting

-Matt: finger bang until i squirt, then give me your hotdog eggplant

-Oliver: Requesting report from cul standards

-Liam: Denied

-Sam SR: Is phallic

-Sawyer: finger bang until i squirt, then give me your hotdog eggplant

-Matt: Motion to amend to require these emoji in votes for the next four months

--Discussion of rules of order

--Matt: Motion to ammend such that it reads "motion to require one of these emojis (👉 👌 💦 😩 🌭 🍆 ) during voting for a period of 4 months"

---Sam SR: is this in order?

--More discussion of in order-ness because this new thing isn't a standing rule

--Dez: This changes the nature of the motion

--Tim: This is at least poor form, maybe dillatory

-Voted on, passed

Kate: Motion to ⁠Unknown :wat: as :xdown:

-Liam: Point of order, 33 minutes since beginning of meeting

-Discussion of whether the timekeeping is correct

-Tim: Minutes do not reflect timekeeping

-James: I kept time separately on a piece of paper

-also, wasn't on seconded

Dez: Motion to sentence :pot_of_dhreed: for 60,000 years

-Strongly anti-seconded

Sam: motion to sentence @dhreed for 60,000 years

-ruled dillatory

Oliver: Motion to sentence :pot_of_dhreed: for 1 minute

-Strongly anti-seconded

Liam: Was gonna call for orders of the day, retracted

Kate: Motion to make a standing rule that at the beginning of meeting, the chair must state the time of the start of the meeting, which the RecSec must then record in the minutes. This time will be used to determine the start of meeting

-Tim/Dez: This is already the rec sec's job by RRO

-Liam: What about accountability

-Ruled dilatory by RRO

Oliver: motion to make a standing rule such that the KGB must follow Robert's Rules of Order, failing which the rules are suspended, and the chair is ejected, preferably on an ejection seat

-Liam: Point of order, isn't this in bylaws

-Declared dilatory

Liam: Motion to rename James in the discord server to ___, where the blank is to filled in by the general body

-Sawyer: The ad-hoc exonyms committee supports

-Dez: Requesting report from chair

--James: Friendly

-Tim: Better than changing his name to Oliver

-Dez: Nominates "Playing Genshin Impact"

-Sawyer: Nominates "ᴶᵃᵐᵉˢ"

-Matt: Nominates "Fancy Pants"

-Liam: Nominates :xdown:

-Kevin: Nominates "Dhreed"

--Dez: Unfriendly

--Retracted

-Liam: Nominates "Lames Byrne"

-Oliver: Nominates "semaJ"

-Names nominated

-Point of order, chair did not provide emoji to abstain with

-Fancy pants recieved no votes, 5 downvotes

-Point of order in alphabetization

-Lames Byrne receives 3 upvotes, 2 downvotes

-Playing Genshin Impact recieves 6 upvotes, 2 downvotes

-semaJ recieves 3 upvotes, 3 downvotes

- :xdown: recieves 6 upvotes, no downvotes

- ᴶᵃᵐᵉˢ receives 5 upvotes, 2 downvotes

-Liam: Objects on vote counting

-Objection withdrawn

-Blank filled, now in discussion of a motion to rename James to "Playing Genshin Impact"

-Liam: What's the joke

--Dez: James played a lot of genshin impact and changed names to match

-Voted on, passed

REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Meetings are 5:30 monday, events friday at 7, exec meetings on thursday at 8 pm

Duct tape daggers on minceraft this friday

SCHMUCKS

Sam: If you don't have minecraft, pm sam for instructions

Kate: Dez is leaving/graduating, want to party thing somehow somewhy and play some video james and eating food

Tim: Yes meeting next week, summer schedule thereafter?

-James: Yes that is pllan

Tim: we raised 0 dollars and sentenced 6 emoji

Liam: we should put a price on emoji sentencing

-Kaylie: Stop stealing my fucking motions

Tim: Motion to in order, out of order, get food

-James: so moved