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Meeting 8/29 kevin: snake on plane twain: Austin stayed inside NEW PEOPLE!!!!! John Carlo, he/him, ECE, Massachusetts, No long pants in Pittsburgh club, ate cheerios daniel, he/him, MSE, New York, typed message on keyboard Spencer, he/him, ECE, walked here Ishan , he/him, Math, saw someone drop Ipad David - he/him, uses soap to wash hands Anthony - he/him, po economics, long island, italian Alexis she/her, Connecticut, left handed (If you’re reading these for some reason and I got anything wrong let me know esp. name spelling, I am guessing) Charles: had lunch w/billionaire, got internship POTLUCK IN THE PARK - bring food, friends, Sept 7 6 pm at Black Chairs in UC freshmen do not have to bring food Izzy: worked as a maintenance tech near house, painted various fences, Julia: worked as a lifeguard, stopped idiocy? near water Howard: Lived in Canada, airport adventure Kaylie not present - spent later half genociding flies
Committee Reports Adhoc It gon’ rain - it rained Mis. corn subsidies - $6.83 It has rained - annoyeed furry appreciation etc. - soon…. floor is lava committee- no lava adhoc face blindness committee - Julia is not Kaylie Misappropriated face blindness committtee - McKenna is not new
Spirit of thing to Anthony - not at fault for downpour
ORDERS OF THE DAY Tim - discussion of ad hoc study for finals committee “try to stop procrastinating” prospect - motion to table for one week Twain- table until December 1st been changed Alexis - changed to next next December 1st (2023) Passed, been tabled
Another new Persons!!! Nicholas - nick he/him, ECE, Houston then Scotland for past four years, has not had fruit April - she/her, SCS, freshman, Bay area, five fingers per arm
ORDERS OF THE DAY CONT Tim- it is now later meeting Howard - Table until following Dec 31st Passed, been tabled
From jan 31st - standing rule, that procrastination committee cannot be tabled past ____________ Failed by acclimation
NEW BUSINESS
Anthony - motion to create committee to define words - purpose to define words twain: wtf is oatmeal tim: what is “is” Sold for 6$ to David Chaired by Joe Biden
NEW PERSON: Avery (sorry I missed that) Clarified that standing rules sat down
Howard: undefined words committee “divide by zero” passed chaired by “flargle” sold to Julia for 2$
Izzy: motion to define mealblock as amount on the register Ammend to 4$? - most common price for a mealblock twain - motion to ammend price of block to 4$ howie - committee like corn subsidies board? (point of discussion) Passed - motion to #define mealblock as 4$ Daniel - ammend to most recent bid in block market channel in 2026 discord McKenna - bids made by people in the room Twain - hard to define most recent, manipulation is possible, access to discord Izzy - ammend to capping at 12$ Howie- plz fail to have committee to report instead Ammendment failed Anthony - motion to table motion to #define mealblock as 4$ for 5 minutes Passed
Howie- CMealblockchain committee - report price of mealblock for meetubg Tim - replace name with “literally anything else” Anthony - replace with “Dinex Daddies” Twain - “Block Bretheren” committee Prospekt - “Super Block Bros Committee” “Block Bond Committee” Izzy - “Super Block Bros and Knuckles” Passed Sold for $8.20 to Nick, Chaired by Himself
Anthony - motion to name Elise’s (new) plant Nick Cage Failed
Tabled
- define mealblock “deferred to super block bros and Knuckles committee” - passed been referred - $4.13 today
Prospekt - misappropriated plant committee - misappropriate any unowned plants in meeting to Elise Sold to Anthony for $1.03, chaired by plant, notably not named Nick Cage
Izzy - Motion to have elise name the plant, not friendly McKenna - motion to #define plant aunt as someone who sees plant in Elise’s room Twain - Gender neutral alternative? Elise - defined as view or visit McKenna - View Kira - Ammend to Plant Ant Been changed
- defining plant ant as someone who enters elise’s room and sees plant
Passed
Tim - motion to purple McKenna - motion to Mauve Twain - seafoam green Howie- motion to subocean blue Twain - motion to chartreuse Tim - motion to eggshell white Izzy - motion to ugly shade of green Anthony - motion to pastel blue Daniel - motion to stygian blue Tim - motion to stare at 2 Veep Charles - motion to allocate 69$ 420c for this week’s event Anthony - $4.20 or 42c Summit cola not expressly excluded Charles would like to be allowed to buy Summit Cola or get Costco membership Passed - no Summit Cola Passed - money for food
ANNOUNCEMENTS - Exec meetings - Sundays, can come and see, let us know - Event, bring self, friends, food, can bring summit cola, meet at UC Black Chairs, free if you don’t bring - Dues - 25$, will get you 5$ off shirts, pay to Howie, the treasurer
SCHMUCKS
Elise- please register to vote in PA , please vote for Fetterman and Shapiro, deadline to register Oct. something, vote.pa.gov , mail in application, can do as a college student
Twain- Take their stucos, 98140 Mathemagic card tricks, card tricks and proofs, 98129 principles of dysfunctional programming, poor programming practices
Charles - Next Next event is Underground tour, tour around campus, if you’re interested in holding signs (returning students) let exec know, Sept 9th 7 pm UC Black Chairs
Charles - Linguistics club, words are weird, link posted in discord Schmucks channel, Fridays 4:30 pm in Baker
Tim - motion to creat out of order committee
Anthony - has a song, on most streaming services, synthpop, will be
McKenna GTFO
