The Thing

The Thing is The Thing.

Currently, it is composed of a ring of pennies that have been fused together by some means that modern scientists are still trying to replicate. The Thing may or may not include a duct-tape loop that may (in desperate times) be used to affix it to one's neck. This is generally considered "inadvisable" and "gross."

Previous iterations of The Thing include ████████ and ███████████.

Upon receiving the thing the new holder must state what is not their fault, and accept fault for something else.