Minutes20221107
MEETING 11/7
OFFICER REPORT Kevin: watched league of legends
Twain: spent all weekend studying for a midterm
Charles: went to a gay bar,CTFWS
Julia: The MEME suite
Charles^Howard: saw himself once or twice
Kaylie: found gay bar to do karaoke
(Karaoke night Dec 2nd)
COMMITTEE REPORTS
floor is lava: floor is lava
snoozing reminders committtee: looks at charles
Charles: booth committee: booth design meeting PH 441A Thursday 4:45, if you’re planning to work on the booth you should probably attend
Aresh: procrastination
Tim: corn subsidies - corn 6.76$ (down)
Kaylie: karaoke, daraoke fish: will get access to fancy karaoke software from mom, lmk if want naked men serving jello shots on a platter
McKenna: man’s calves were covered
McKenna: what? Mr prop. machine requests report from hivemind committee: we will wii sports only resort to canoeing every propaganda machine end report
Tim: something about pokemon, fish
Kaylie: osha violations committee would like to report is it an osha violation to be fully naked in a bar? Bareoke
Izzy has thing, Areash takes thing, not fault: cloudiness today, cloudiness in future is fault
Order’s of the day - none
NEW BUSINESS
McKenna: motion to allocate 25$ to the KGBaking committee for the purpose of bringing fresh baked goods to GBM, will put in schmucks
Charles: ammend to 69$ and 420 cents
McKenna: friendly, been changed
Kaylie: must be horrid
PASSED, BEEN ALLOCATED
Charles: motion to allocate 200$ and 69 c and 420 c for this weeks event
Kaylie: what buy?
Charles: energy drinks, Jimmy Johns for judges
Keerthana: motion to add 89c to the allocation. for the purpose of buying summit cola
Charles: friendly, been changed
PASSED, BEEN ALLOCATED
Kaylie: motion to left, stage right
Keerthana: motion to create daylight savings time, “to be sad that the sun has to either rise at 8:30 or 4:30”
Aresh: permanent daylight savings or no daylight savings time
PASSED, SOLD for 5$ to Tim, chaired: by me fish and anyone else who has to deal with actual sudden daylight savings time around the world
Kaylie: motion to create the KGKaraoke, Baraoke committee, “to announce and plan karaoke events with the members of the KGB”
PASSED, SOLD for $6.90 to Keerthana, chaired by: a bear doing actual karaoke
McKenna: standing rule s.t. can create a squatting rule, which is like a standing rule, except you have to be squatting to enforce it
succulent: cactus going like this, emoji: sunglasses (not sunglasses face)
Daniel: what is squatting
Keerthana: enforceable when who’s squatting
McKenna: I withdraw my motion
Tim: sitting rule s.t. can create a squatting rule, which is like a standing rule, except only enforceable when you are squatting succulent: cactus going like this, emoji: sunglasses (not sunglasses face)
Keerthana: motion to table for one week
PASSED, been tabled
Keerthana: motion to create the have you voted committee “the four emails I have in my inbox about whether voting as an international student”
PASSED, SOLD to Keerthana, chaired by joe biden, sigmeund freud, and his mother
Charles: motion to create a standing rule such that motions to allocate any amount of money to buy summit cola must be passed by a 2/3rds majority vote. succulent: succulent cola, emoji: juice box
Keerthana: amend such that “passed by a 2/3rds majority” to “failed by a 2/3rds majority”
Keerthana: do you guys not love summit cola
Daniel: no
FAILED, thank god
Back in original standing rule
Avalon: that is discriminatory to summit cola
PASSED, sold for 1$ to Julia. (no who will :()
Daniel: standing rule that every prime-number number of cents is 100 cents. emoji: 1234, succulent: the one I have on my desk
Charles: bid only, or numbers as a whole
Daniel: just cents
Twain: only for after the fact? 111 cents not prime?
Daniel: can still bid 1.11$ but would have to say 111 cents
(111 cents would still be $1.11 value)
Kaylie: this is a new math tax
Twain: now kevin needs to know all prime numbers
Charles: this is a horrible idea
Twain: it only makes it bad for Kevin
Avalon: hand is comfortable like that
PASSED, SOLD for 2$ to Daniel (no who will :()
Tim: election day omens committee “there is a total lunar eclipse tomorrow, the maximum is at 1 min 6 am as all poll workers converge on locations”
Twain: cloudy, so it’s ok
Kaylie: it’s always darkest just before they turn on the lights
Tim: I was blind, but then opened eyes
Aresh: all good devils masquerade under the lights
Keerthana: motion to turn off the lights
(Twain turns off the lights)
PASSED, been made, sold for 6$ to Kaylie, chaired by the lady from pennsylvania democrats who just called me
McKenna: standing rule: allowing motion to “fuck the rules for the purpose of [insert topic here]” which opens the floor for 2 minutes for people to talk, without hands, purportedly about the topic stated
succulent: gymnocalycium mihanovichii, emoji: cloud_tornado
McKenna: talk for 2 minutes, chaos
Tim: no use of hands? racism against italians
McKenna: don’t know way to say it, but would be a quorum where the expectation is i
Tim: motion to strike 2 mins replace with 20 sec
Kaylie: motion to strike 2 mins, replace with 1 mins (friendly, been changed)
Charles: motion to amend so if someone wants to say heck instead they can (friendly, been changed)
McKenna: creator of chaos can also say fuck/heck I love the rules
McKenna: highest clock as defined by chair decides the 1 min
Avalon: would be clock furthest from chair in room (RETRACTED)
McKenna: friendly, as long as it ends at the first point s.t. chaos
Passed: sold to McKenna for 1$
Charles: motion to create a standing rule such that we cannot use that standing rule in this meeting
Tim: motion to fuck the rules for the purpose of fillibustering
FAILED, not stood
Keerthana: motion to eject the chair from the meeting
Passed, Kevin kicked
Twain runs election, noms for new chair:
McKenna: raine, twain’s alter-ego who is bad at rock paper scissors (dilatory)
Kiera: Twain
Theo: Largo
Tim: chair chair as chair
Kaylie: motion to listen to the wind
Tim: motion to fuck the rules for the purpose of introductions
Twain: new person
Largo: name - Largo, he/him, doesn’t go to school here, 2030, major: aeronautical science, likes cats
Largo is the new chair
Largo: are there words I need to use to end meeting
(Avalon, Largo, McKenna, and Tim talk in French to give directions)
Kaylie: motion to fuck the rules for the purpose of speaking spanish instead of french
(McKenna, Kaylie, Tim, and Avalon talk in Spanish)
Avalon: motion to elect a new chair for the purpose of running the meeting
nominations
Kaylie: do you have to run an election
Twain: I’m taking power
Kevin: there’s a helpful stickynote on the table
(Kevin drew two rats on sticky notes, one has words)
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Twain: Rules comm wednesday 4 pm wean 5312 CTFWS, should go if interested in understanding rules, changing rules
Charles: Event: CTFWS, it’s going to be big, DH 2210, be there, don’t bring your own Stuff, be there on time
Twain: we have a fence painting, Wednesday night/Thursday morning, please be interested in that, should be fun. If you have never painted the fence before, it’s cool, wear clothes you don’t mind getting paint on
SCHMUCKS
McKenna: stay tuned for KGBaking
Izzy: appreciate Kevin’s two rats
Kevin: They’re fucked up. Are you registered to vote?
Twain: If you’re registered to vote, vote. Voting is in
Tim: go to your polling place. go to vote.pa.gov to find out.
Tim: if you’re registered to vote & looking for smth to do tomorrow, could use helpers, talk to tim
Charles: roasting 3rd parties
Kaylie: if interested in living in Kremlin next year, talk to Charles
Keerthana: if you’re interested in being my roommate in January, talk to me.
