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MINUTES 11/14
OFFICER REPORTS
McKenna^Kevin: big sad, I have COVID, also ditching Twain for lab
Twain: had an illness, still recovering, Kevin has covid :(
Charles: RKremlin, We have an event - RPG NITE, 11/8 at 7 pm PH A18C&D, Let us know if you want to run something
Izzy: was one of the exec people at RKremlin, went grocery shopping
Julia: Rkremlin, stats assignment
Howard: somehow doesn’t have any major assignments this week
Elise^Kaylie: I live at Kremlin, probably at RKremlin? Got a tattoo, saw Paramore (wow I had a great weekend, I’ve been listening to them since middle school)
COMITTEE REPORT
KGBaking: we baked this weekend
Corn Subsidies: $6.57
Mis. Block: probably cheap, gotten offers from freshmen
A.H woodworking: arm bruises, wooden platter
nom nom nom: nom nom nom
OLD BUSINESS
Aresh: has thing, McKenna wants, date thing texture not fault, cookie thing texture is fault
ORDERS of THE DAY
Sitting rule: squatting rules are like standing rules except they are only enforceable when you’re squatting
McKenna: motion to table for 3 months
Motion to table withdrawn
PASSED, sold for 1$ to Julia
NEW BUSINESS
Howard: motion to call Kevin
PASSED: calling on speaker
Howard: It’s november
General body sings we wish you a merry christmas
Charles: motion to create a standing rule such that you can stand up a sitting rule and it is thereafter not sitting, succulent: the thing that was made containing dates, emoji: fucktherulesthisisnotanemoji
Julia: motion to ammend stand up to “prop up”
friendly been changed
Howard: motion to clarify set of sitting rules: only 2? (Yes)
Twain: basically your motion turns a standing rule into a sitting rule
Aresh: sitting rules is an abbreviation, standing rules are non-sitting standing rules, sitting rules are sitting standing rules
McKenna: prop. of sitting rule is that it is like a sitting rule in every way except that when it is initially created, it immediately sits down
Charles: how exactly do standing rules get sat down at the end of the year?
Tim: just a thing we do, kinda like corn
howard: motion to change the emoji to motorized wheelchair
Unfriendly
McKenna: if I were to make this formal, out of order, think we should change to flamingo
ammendment failed
Motion: to change emoji to flamingo
Charles: unfriendly
McKenna: why not
Charles: I like my emoji
Howard: that’s not an emoji
PASSED, emoji is now flamingo
McKenna: motion to amend “not sitting” to “standing”
Aresh: standing rules are assumed to be not-sitting by default
McKenna: thinks sitting rules are separate from sat-down standing rules
McKenna: motion to append “(aka standing)” to the standing rule
PASSED, been changed
Final motion: motion to create a standing rule such that you can prop up a sitting rule and it is thereafter not sitting (aka standing), succulent: the thing that was made containing dates, emoji: flamingo
Sold for 3$ to Julia
Tim: motion to make an allocation for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event of 69$ and 420 cents (may not be used for summit cola, since 36 minutes into meeting)
McKenna: motion to create a standing rule that the rec sec can enter the phrase “rec sec tax: person’s name” into the minutes at any time that they choose if they are particularly annoyed to write, deducting 10 hp from that person’s hitpoints, emoji: dragonface, succulent: potted plant
Sold for 3$ to Charles
Howard: motion to create the 25 years committee “celebrate that Ash Ketchum finally wins”
Daniel: spoilers
Howard: ammend purpose to have at the beginning: “the following are spoilers:”
Final motion: motion to create the 25 years committee “the following are spoilers: celebrate that Ash Ketchum finally wins”
Sold for 4$ to Howard, chaired by anoyone but the annoying secondary character in the final show
Charles: motion to call elise for the purpose of vibe checking (Elise may or may not be sleeping in meeting)
Passed, been called (she did not pick up)
Howard: motion to identify Elise, Are you asleep?
Elise: silence
Twain: silence is vacuously true.
Tim: motion to designate the chair the chair is kneeling on as chair chair
Tim: motion to designate chair in front of Charles as chair chair
Tim: motion to designate the superposition of two afformentioned chairs, and Twain (our chair) as chair chair
Daniel: motion to make the KGB anti-baking committee “baking baked bads”
Tim: baked bads definition from Urban Dictionary
Aresh: motion to ammend purpose to “turn baking goods back into their ingredients”(unfriendly, not strong)
PASSED, been made, sold to Daniel for 1$, chaired by something funny
REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Twain: WE R KGB, GBMs 4:45-5:45
Charles: we have an event, RPG NITE, normal friday, PH A19{C,D}
sign up form for running RPGs will be out soon
Twain: rules committee meeting will be soon
SCHMUCKS
Tim: Demosplash is Friday & Saturday this week in UC Rangos, if you’re interested in any computing stuff, please come
Charles: Booth, booth is a thing, booth design meeting PH A21A on Thursday, trying to come up with fun game, quick and high throughput
Izzy: I would like to announce that motion to expand the purpose of the who will committee to include “moving on to a vote”
Charles: Kremlin is a house, you can get a tour
Kiera: do you like puzzles, have friends who like puzzles, puzzlehunt, theme:
monopoly
Tim: motion to Colors, GITFO
