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Minutes 10/31

OFFICER REPORTS

Kevin: ripped his jeans, skinned his knees

Chood^Twain: new person

Name: Theo (They/he), St. Louis, design & production major, freshman, breathes

Chood: olly, event: (hopefully you’ve signed up) Friday - Free Pizza, Theme: Pizzeria, expect character info Wednesday evening

Chood^Izzy: probably did something

Julia: got lots of free food, 2 presentations for the same class - should be a crime

Howard: I had a weekend…, clear the decks, Pay dues, if you were a member last year who paid dues, if you don’t pay dues membership lapses, can be paid in Cash or Cashnet, discord message in real & relevant announcements, do have to create an account, will show up on Tartanconnect

Kaylie: was sick, wasn’t COVID, most ill in entire life, alive now

COMMITTEE REPORTS

McKenna: Mr. Propaganda Machine - hivemind committee “Pumpkins Festivus Dance on Space Mexico, Tequila, your own name, your own name, your own name

Nick: Meal block: 5$ for 1, 6$ for 2

Kaylie: Omaha nebraska committee: KXVO Pumpkin Dance Original Video + Kaylie does Pumpkin Dance

Nick: Adhoc not from the US: relation to nebraska

Kaylie: from 2006 nebraska newscast

McKenna: Mr. Propaganda Machine made skeleton

Tim: chair chair committee: this is chair chair

Aresh: Ad hoc sleep deprivation committee: just under 3 hours

Izzy: mis. ad hoc sleep deprivation committee: 1 hour

Tim: Ad hoc teletubbies music committee: new noonoo record

Aresh: Ad hoc no 1 upmanship committee

Izzy: Ad hoc joke explainer committee: tim explain the joke

Tim: tweeted that noonoo is vaxxed, interesting

Kaylie: adhoc radical socialism committee: posted funny john fetterman ad in the politics channel

Howard: is the sun vaccinated?

Tim: sun baby was too young

Nick: ad hoc dicenator committee: help vaccinating dice and vaccum cleaner

Howie: ad hoc lifehack: have you tried pouring vaccine on the floor

Izzy: a.h. teletubbies lore committee would like to launch research into lore behind baby being the sun as well as noonoo being vaccinated

McKenna: Tinky Winky is a drama queen fashionista and takes way too long to get ready

Kaylie: requesting report from booth committee: when theme accepted

Charles: tonight between 8-9pm

Tim: confusing fish term: Charles - olly or ölly

Hivemind: there are spooky scary skeletons in my closet space mexico tequila your own name

OLD BUSINESS

Kaylie: has thing

Izzy: gets thing, not fault: halloween being on a Monday

NEW BUSINESS

McKenna: make teletubbies drama committee “to investigate drama among the teletubbies fan base as well as for any member that is interested assigning them a teletubby which they are most like” (succulent’s name is TVPG - don’t technically need one)

McKenna: like your star sign, details from teletubbies website

Izzy: not like star signs, like goverment assigned fursona

Kaylie: tursona - tubbysona

McKenna: Po

Kaylie: how many decades have you been alive

McKenna: 2.2

Nick: would like to commend McKenna on committee because of drama and lore in teletubbies committee

Tim: motion to increase rating from TV Y to TV PG

Sold for 3$ to McKenna, chaired by anyone who has spent more than 10 minutes on teletubbies wiki

Charles: Teletubbies bylaw committee “to ammend the bylaws such that there is an additional member of exec whose title is ’Historian (Teletubby) and responsibilities are ’teletubbies’’

PASSED, sold for 1$ chaired by Po (the Teletubby)

Izzy: motion to #define ‘po from kung fu panda’ as ‘po from teletubbies’

McKenna: for the whole string, or the identity, probably has to be string logic

Passed, been #defined

Tim: motion to create standing rule “that we must appreciate the talking flowers” emoji: little plant sapling emoji, succulent: talking flowers

Tim: purpose is that we must appreciate the talking flowers that exist in teletubbies world.

Sold for 1$

(Kevin said who will!!!!!)

Howard: motion to create a standing rule such that each time the chair says “who will” after the auction of a standing rule, the chair’s hitpoints are reduced by 75 hp or half, whichever leaves more health emoji: ? (red question mark) succulent: ?(grey)?(red)?(grey)

Tim: cannon-ness of fall break meeting (where hp rule was stood)

We all agree to keep fall break meeting cannon

Avalon: what happens when your health goes to 0

Howard: you are ejected, unless you pay a quarter

Kaylie: when you are ejected you leave, sometimes we let you back in but pretend he’s not there. If eject chair, then have to elect new chair, or have next in line from exec (only fun if 3 or less minutes left in the meeting, otherwise it’s excrutiating)

Howard: Can say will this change your fate and use a 1$ bill (exec member pays quarter to be exec)

PASSED, been stood sold for 1$ to Doris

Teddy: motion to #define ‘right’ as ‘stage right’

McKenna: theater community stage right

Nick: move right and right again

Kaylie: upstage

PASSED been #define

Teddy: motion to #define ‘left’ as ‘house left’

McKenna: ammend to ‘port’

Teddy: friendly, been changed

Nick: vessel of refrence

McKenna: the vessel is facing towards the highest clock as it’s displayed

(This is a comment next to the #define)

Passed: been defined

Chood: motion to allocate 200$ and 420c and 69c for this weeks event with no more specific purpose than that

Nick: tabulated expenses

Kaylie: can you get some pizza but also the breaded mushrooms or mozzarella or garlic bread, appy apps

Chood: gluten or lactose allergies

Tim: may it be used to buy summit cola?

Chood: yes

Kaylie: order from lil’ nippers 2

Izzy: motion to #define peggle as lil’ nippers (out of order)

Charles: motion to ammend the allocation to 200$ even - unfriendly (not seconded wtf)

Howard: motion to salute charles)

PASSED - been allocated

Kaylie: knock knock joke - who will

McKenna: motion to make the booth chair committee “to let people call themselves booth chair chairs”

PASSED - sold for 10.21$ to McKenna chaired by Charles and anyone he deems fit at inquisition

Kevin: charles, next inquisition?

Charles: no one expects the booth chair inquisition

Izzy: motion to #define peggle as lil’ nippers

(Not seconded)

REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Kevin: Exec meetings on Sundays

Charles: KGB Literally kills a man, free pizza, not sure about the room (hopefully PH A18B)

Kaylie: motion to salute SLICE

Kevin: CTFWS is coming up, rules committee, when to meet will be sent out, if interested in judging, go to rules commitee, if you’re interested in judging

Howard: last day for dues is today

SCHMUCKS

Tim: election day is next Tuesday, I am a judge of elections, would like a little help, expecting big turnouts, if you are at all interested in helping any part of the day, get in touch on discord

Chood: can you show up to any polling place

Tim: no you have to vote at your polling place

Kaylie: people come look at Kremlin rooms at some point, announcement in discord, come be the new kremlin gremlin

mckenna: motion to colors GTFO