Minutes20221205
MEETING 12/5
Kevin: something about Alien
Twain: did not go ice skating, did not plan ice skating, got call about ice skating
NEW PEOPLE!!!!
Rose, she/her, new hampshire, math, sophomore, knows how to breathe
Xander, he/him, 2025, AI major (technically, transferring to CS), slept in until 3pm sunday, north VA
Charles: do you know it feels bad to reject people, rejected employer scared, we have an event: GBGC PHA18C 12/9 7 pm
Izzy: did pretty much nothing, procrastinated studying midterm, submit to Pravda, DM Temais on discord
Julia: cookies, went to Kage, beware chalk dust on the attendance sheet
Howard: had a big nothing burger, did big nothing dance
Izzy^Kaylie: had a weekend, went ice skating by self, because love ice skating, not gonna let silly rain get me down, went to Karaoke with Elise and Yara
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Booth committee: lectern, Kevin is currently not obligated to use the lectern
Tim: corn subs: Corn has plummeted to $6.29
Tim: motion to designate my office
McKenna: go up committee: message me if you want to go climbing sometime
Twain: Culinary standards: nigerian food is good, more places should make it in Pittsburgh
Mealblock: 3.5$
Old business
Twain: has thing
Xander: wants thing, not fault: A1 on putnam was terrible, is fault: mentioning math problem in GBM
Tim: move that we retroactively name last week’s event to KGB regrets its decision to base an event on the weather
New business
Tim: motion upward very slowly
Howard: motion to request a report from Mr. Propaganda machine
McKenna: requesting a report from the hivemind committee
Hivemind: We are grateful for nothing except christmas is coming nonsense
McKenna: motion to make a standing rule such that the person who is second in command for the meeting is given the title boogie woogie woogie. succulent: christmas tree, emoji: mirror ball
(title does get updated when chair changes)
Sold for 1$ to Julia
McKenna motion to fuck the rules for the purpose of showing the propaganda machine results
Twain: motion to create the phallic symbols committee “to determine what does and does not resemble a penis”
(*Shouting argument about whether the lectern looks like a penis*)
(*devolves into talking about minecraft steve’s dick*)
(*talking about peggle 2*)
(*sometimes the general body of the KGB has the collective maturity of a 13 year old boy, I guess*)
Passed, sold for 5 double or nothing to Twain, actually 0$, chaired by anyone who has put a square peg into a round hole, or has pegged anyone
McKenna: motion to #define “I pull out” as “I withdraw this motion”
Tim: this gets #69 in my numbering system (collective cheers)
Passed, been #defined
Tim: just extremely comfortable like this
Kaylie: motion to create the drinking committee, “teach Kaylie how to finish drinks, bought a latte at 11 am, don’t know how to finish this”
Passed, sold for 3$ to Kaylie, chaired by people who don’t know how to chug things (me)
Charles: motion to create a standing rule such that anyone who makes a sex joke loses 69 hitpoints, succulent: i don’t know yet, emoji: cancer zodiac sign
Twain: motion to salute
Nick: motion to amend standing rules such that you gain 69 hitpoints instead of losing 69 hitpoints
(*discussion of how hitpoints are measured*)
Howard: motion to ammend to each time you gain 6.9 points (out of order)
Amendment failed
Xander: is it possible to embed arbitrary computation into determine if something is a sex joke
Howard: motion to amend such that the rec sec decides if good or not, 6 points of healing for a good joke, or 9 points of piercing damage if it’s a bad joke
Tim: how do we resolve the conflict of interest in which the rec sec makes a sex joke
Julia: I promise I won’t
Izzy: motion to ammend such that if the rec sec makes a sex joke the rec sec loses 69 hitpoints
PASSED, been stood, sold for 1$ to Howard
Kaylie: motion to sit down my standing rule that makes us pay for standing rules (standing rule 26 for sept. 26)
(Failed unseconded)
McKenna: Mr. Propaganda committee would like to suggest people to paint the lectern as Dall-E recommends (in minutes in the Discord)
Charles: motion to allocate 39$ and 420c for this week’s event
PASSED, been allocated
Charles: Motion to create a standing rule such that a call of the question is actually handled as defined in Robert’s Rules of Order, succulent: leaf in the boot from Wall-E, emoji: ascii character double quote
supposed to have a 2/3rd majority vote to stop talking about something
(McKenna +6 hp for medium good sex joke)
Failed, no accurate roberts rules of order
Howard: when I went out of the house today Kevin, your pumpkin was brutally murdered
Tim: (green eggs and ham fillabuster)
(General body does the Cha Cha Slide)
Kaylie: who will
REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Exec meetings sundays 12:30, not this week
Charles: event, maybe peggle, get boarded, get carded, indoors in case it rains
Charles: event 2 weeks from now, Cheesecake factory, meet on campus, find the form it’s on discord in real & relevant announcements
Kevin: Next week we will have cannon or non-cannon GBM at 4:30 next Monday, if we have quorum it will be real, ruin Kevin’s life for the rest of the academic year
Kevin: CTFWS rules committee this Wednesday 5 pm Wean 5316
Kevin: Next semester classes will start at beginning of hour, next year we will have GBMs at 5 pm
SCHMUCKS
Tim: Computer club is having talk 12/7 8:15 cunningham, KGB alum, speaking on work with CVE system, soda, pizza, chocolate bar
Kaylie: playground, Thursday evening, Friday all day, Saturday all day, come to performances, talk to me if you want more details
Nick: complaining about writing an essay, social sciences are not very good
Kaylie: I’m going to Karaoke every Thursday and Saturday
Twain: colors gitfo
