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MEETING 1/23

OFFICER REPORTS

Kevin: hoverboard shenanigans

Twain: hotpot, watched gbbo with neighbors

NEW PEOPLE!!!

isaac, he/him, 1st year, math, from nj, has blue backpack

sarah, she/her, junior, CA, wearing pants

Charles: rigged election, president of computer club, booth, Kage 7 pm, may or may not be real food, cheeseballs of dubious age

Izzy: Lunar new year, teched for CSSA, Submit to pravda, discord Temai

Julia: made ugly dumplings

Howard: got an electric scooter, it kind of is bad, power is lacking, using E scooter like a regular scooter, crime to put a class in Mellon

Kaylie: was in purnell for like 23 hours, dancelight, friday & saturday this weekend, I’m dancing

COMMITTEE REPORTS

karaoke garaoke baraoke: Karaoke machine with demonstration

Tim: motion to offer sincere apologies to organic chemistry class next door

Twain: animal facts: centipedes are carnivorous, eat birds

McKenna: teletubbies drama committee: if anyone enjoys thrifting and don’t want to buy new costumes, you can cut a teletubby costume in half to make an amogus costume.

Cont. In the search for info about the teletubbies vaccine committee, found an article titled 5 of the strangest teletubbies conspiracy theories.

1. The baby sun is actually a demon.

Tim: corn subs. 6.67$ corn

Nick: mealblock: 5$

Izzy: mis. animal facts: did you know firefly larva can eat slugs and snails

Tim: floor is lava: igneous rock

Twain: culinary standards: hotpot good

Nick: a.h. fresh lettuce committee: compliments to kevin on fresh lettuce (british slang)

Sawyer: irish slang: shifting = making out with someone

Kaylie: k.g. baraoke: maybe name change, ptown has bearaoke, nudity required

Kaylie: cats are stupid: matt and I are adopting a little boy, draco, black cat, very fluffy

Aresh: procrastination comm.: decline of at least one member

Izzy: request for cat pics

OLD BUSINESS

Robert has thing, sarah gets thing, not fault, grandfather needs eye surgery due to failure to wear safety glasses, is fault: our training for ppe

OOD

Tim: temporally displaced committee reports

NEW MOTIONS

Charles: motion to create the Draco committee “Draco said specifically in a british accent”

Tim: draco, drac-o, or drake-oh

Kaylie: Matt and I have agreed to only speak to Draco in a British accent

Mckenna: teletubbies drama committee, evidence that their world is linked to harry potter

Howard: motion to eject all teletubbies from the meeting (ill defined)

Keerthana: motion to salute Draco with love

Aresh: motion to request whether draco likes hamsters (harry potter puppet pals reference apparently)

Howard: motion to allow draco to run for KGB president

Tim: tablet rip potato llama(?)

Izzy: motion to induct Draco into the KGB ignoring the fact that he has not payed dues

Aresh: no concept of honorary member?

Keerthana: motion to allocate 500,000$ from the exec discretionary fund to hire a spokesperson for draco

PASSED, sold to Keerthana for 2$, chaired by *extremely good meow*

Charles: motion to create a standing rule such that any standing rule proposed in a British accent automatically gets one additional vote in being passed

succulent: draco, emoji: smiley cat

Charles: current chair defines “British accent”

Howard: we should have prior chair,

Charles: only gets extra vote if any unfriendly amendment passed into the standing rule is also in a British accent.

Charles: it functions just like a regular vote

Keerthana: is it a proxy vote being cast for Draco

Charles: um, sure

Howard: so this does carry actual weight

Keerthana: motion to amend such that a high quality british accent gathers 3 additional votes (unpursued)

Howard: motion to amend british accent to british cat accent (unpursued)

Nick: the only concern is that a lot of people are only gonna consider londoner, not consider welsh, scottish, northern ireland, not recognizing different people in the UK

PASSED, been stood, sold to Charles for 3$

(Kevin said Who will: half hp deducted!!! Got him)

Kaylie: who will?

Mckenna: motion to make a standing rule such that if two people say a motion word for word simultaneously it is always in order

succulent: some scientific name (-10 hp for Mckenna, recsec tax) emoji: busts_in_silhouette, Passed, sold for 0$ to tim (1 double or nothing 1 double or nothing)

Charles: motion to allocate 7$ for pizza for this weeks event

Issaac: motion to increase to 17$

(friendly)

Zach: motion to increase to 21$

(friendly)

Tim: motion to strike 19 to be replaced with a blank to be determined by parliamentary procedure

(Friendly)

Suggestions:

Null

$3.14

$3.50

$4.25

$11.98

$40.60

$42

$43

$50.51

$69

$69.5

$69.69

$69.70

$69.71

$70

$72

$73.20

$81.92

$1400

US DEBT

(Everyone took this chance to torment Kevin because the suggestions have to be written down in value order)

Blank has been filled with: $69.71

Tim: motion to amend such that summit cola is not permitted

Howard: motion to amend such that the (papa john’s) oreo knots must be acquired

Amendment failed

Nick: motion to amend such that summit cola is allowed if you sharpie over it on the receipt (unpursued)

PASSED, $69.71 allocated

RRA

Kevin: we r cmu KGB, exec meetings 3rd floor UC Sunday, we are looking for candidates for S@A, dm exec, will send out google form on Discord if you are interested in running, election next week, time permitting

CTFWS February 17th, we will send out forms for rules committee/judging

SCHMUCKS

Aresh: vote Aresh for S@A

Tim: motion to purple

Keerthana: motion to apple green

Mckenna: sunflower yellow, sunshower yellow color color, GTFO