Minutes20230130
MINUTES 1/30
(I missed officer reports due to being late, also if there is any decline in quality of the minutes it’s definitely not because I am sleep deprived)
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Karaoke Garaoke Baraoke - karaoke band exists, they will be back march 9th, lead singer wanted
Animal facts- whalesharks have 4,000 teeth
Tim - corn is up to $6.84
Izzy - mis. animal facts - dolphins have names
Kaylie - cats are stupid - picture
Tim - mis. animal facts - fish fish fish
McKenna - teletubbies tinky winky is 60, 18, born in moscow Tim - mis animal facts something about
Aresh - mis animal facts - greenland sharks
Kaylie - osha violations - earings falling out, toe accidentally pierced
Keerthana -mis. animal facts and something
Teddy - galapagos tortoises live without water for a year
Kaylie - mis. animal facts - humans animals
Avalon - mis. mealblock 5$’
Tim - mis. animal committee - fish fish pokemon
OLD BUSINESS
Kevin has thing, Howard wants thing, not fault: may have to violently murder someone to get thing
ORDERS OF THE DAY
(kevin anticipates them, there are none)
NEW BUSINESS
McKenna: motion to
Keerthana: motion to make the howie’s birthday from one week ago committeee, “to celebrate
Tabled for one week
Kaylie: motion to create a standing rule such that if it is a members birthday the general body must clap after everything they say in meeting. emoji: birthday cake, succulent: howie
Avalon: motion to amend such that we must all clap in unison once
(unfriendly lets vote on it)
Passed, been changed
Robert: after every word or every string?
Kaylie: motion to append if anyone forgets to clap they are expelled from meeting
(not a strong amendment)
Twain: motion to amend such that if you fail to clap within 2 minutes you lose 15 hp and they go to the birthday person
(Passed, been amended)
Motion: motion to create a standing rule such that if it is a members birthday the general body must clap in unison once after everything they say in meeting, and if you fail to clap within 2 minutes you lose 15 hp and they go to the birthday person. emoji: birthday cake, succulent: howie
McKenna: motion to amend such that a birthday person is a person in the meeting and has been called on and stated its my birthday,
Amendment: “If a member truthfully announces that it is their birthday”
Motion: motion to create a standing rule such that if a member truthfully announces that it is their birthday the general body must clap in unison once after everything they say in meeting, and if you fail to clap within 2 minutes you lose 15 hp and they go to the birthday person. emoji: birthday cake, succulent: howie
PASSED, been stood, sold to Howard for 2$
Charles: motion to create a standing rule such
(not seconded)
Mckenna & kaylie:
Charles: motion to allocate
Aresh: motion to allocate
Tim: motion to allocate 69$ and 422c for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event
PASSED, been allocated
Tim: no summit cola with this allocation
Charles: motion to #define “one shit ton” as “a thousand dollars”
(A discussion of the app poop maps ensues)
passed, been #defined
Charles: motion to allocate one shit ton of money for booth tools of various sizes and shapes and colors
Keerthana: chicken nuggets?
Tim: cheeseballs?
Charles: no
PASSED, been allocated, we now have booth money
McKenna: motion to create the dubiously true booth historians committee “try to guess the most reasonable origins for the very strange things we have in the Kage that are in the spreadsheet”
Identical yellow crayons, tim: KGB bought crayons in four packs for booth coloring book game, handed out other visible colors
(Aresh: motion to submit a copy of the coloring book to the cmu archives if it hasn’t already
Howard: motion to send old meat to Oliver)
McKenna: changing most odd item to dry shampoo
Howard: undiscovered cockroach nest somewhere
PASSED, sold for 3$ to Julia, chaired by the Kage Kat
RRA
Charles: Boardgame night
Kevin: CTFWS February 17th, rules committee tomorrow, Wean 5328, form for judging in announcements channel, new pravda
SCHMUCKS
Shelby: chocolate
Howard: tiny birthday party at Kremlin after meeting
Tim: anyone but desident for anything but president
Mingjun: what does the president do? How can one become president?
Howard: dues - discount on Tshirt and voting 15$/sem, 20$/year, pay dues
Kevin: if you want to vote, do the dues it before annual meeting in April
Tim: April 17th if that sounds right to you, cmu doesn’t like paypal because you might have to pay tax on that
