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MEETING 2/13
OFFICER REPORTS
I missed due to bus
COMMITTEE REPORTS
gaslighting kevin committee: ctfws is not associated with KGB
Tim: floor is lava: beware the ides of February
Aresh: great horned lizard can squirt blood from its eyes
Izzy: vinegaroon
Kaylie: kgbaraoke: charles, kaylie, McKenna sang, it was amazing, will be karaoke at Rkremlin, please let me know if you would like to request committee
Minjae: false fish: superbowl decided fairly
Twain: mis kgbaraoke: not 21 but like to walk around and sing, made eyecontact with driver who looked really upset with me
Tim: corn subs: corn up 1% sits at 6.85$
Tim: word of the day: 17th century verb: to letibulate
Charles: a.h. twain’s birthday, when is twain’s birthday
Howard: a.h. asian things committee: please boil water before drinking
Kaylie: a.h. not gonna be here whole meeting, schmuck: exec fill out when 2 meet, audience members fill out when to meet
Howard: a.h. water quality committee: please boil your water
Twain: a.h. overly woke: boiling water is asian cultural appropriation
Sawyer: a.h. chemistry committee
Twain: don’t pour boiling water into your brita filter
Kaylie: a.h. generational differences: raise your hand if you know this song
Izzy: a.h. childhood experiences: I do recognize this song, I don’t know where
Tim: a.h. subtract rabbit: continued success
McKenna: a.h. wolfram alpha & wikipedia: shared birthday probability
OLD BUSINESS
Howard: has thing
Theo: wants thing, not fault: air, is fault: dihydrogen monoxide
NEW BUSINESS
Daniel: motion to create s.r. emoji: down arrow succulent: with the tyrant
Such that for any motion that would fail due to having 0 votes in favor and 0 votes against would pass instead
Passed, sold for $5 to Robert
Twain: motion to create the “shared birthday committee” purp: “to figure out if any of us have the same birthday”
Sold for $3.12 to Minjae, chaired by: everyone send me their birthday
McKenna: motion to create the “who are you, my mom” committee, with purpose “to raise awareness about the general body’s ability to ignore standing rules without explicitly laid out consequences.”
Passed, sold to minjae for $5.48
McKenna: motion to make a standing rule that if anything is bought for 7$ it is chaired by Kevin, emoji: seven, succulent: kevin
Twain: motion to amend to 7$ or 11$
(Friendly, been changed)
Tim: motion to amend such that if anything is bought for 17 dollars it is chaired by keventeen
(Friendly, been changed)
Passed: sold for 1$ to tim
Charles: motion to allocate 164$ and 71c for food for the purpose of whatever charles wants for CTFWS
Izzy: motion to amend to 169$ and 420 cents
Passed, been changed
Charles: motion amend such that the money cannot be spent on summit cola
Tim: motion to amend using standing rule 51 such that a minimum amount of 40$ of this allocation must be spent.
PASSED, been amended
Twain: motion to amend purpose to “to buy food for judges and sippy sips and nummy nums for participants and also no summit cola.”
PASSED, been amended
McKenna: motion to #define “favor, hands” as “favor, rollercoaster”
Charles: this is an unhygenic macro, dennis richie is rolling in his grave
McKenna: I pull out (motion rescinded)
Theo: motion to create a standing rule such that anytime Kevin says “hands, hands, squid” he loses 5 hp and has to do a little dance
emoji: standing person, succulent: kevin’s little dancey dance
Minjae: motion to amend previous standing rule such that if those three words are said in any order with any number of words in between
Failed
Twain: motion to amend previous standing rule, such that “the votes in favor are hands, the votes against are hands, and the votes in abstension are squid” and such that the hitpoints are stricken but the silly little dance is retained
Passed, be amended to: a standing rule such that anytime the chair calls for the votes in favor as hands, the votes against as hands, and the votes in abstension as squid, they have to do a little dance
emoji: standing person, succulent: kevin’s little dancey dance
Minjae: motion to breathe
Daniel: motion to create “a committee to test out the standing rule we just passed”, purp: “it’s name”
Sold to Daniel for 7$, chaired by Kevin
RRA
Hello! We r KGB, we meet on Sundays to plan events.
Charles: CTFWS this Friday, show up on time because rules are at the beginning
Kevin: if you would like to be a judge, fill out a google form on discord.
Kevin: annual meeting happens April 17th this year, to vote, pay your debts and your dues. You will also need to attend 3 GBMS, at least one meeting after paying dues but before the election.
Kevin: we are painting the fence tonight, if you can come paint the fence please do.
SCHMUCKS
Izzy: please submit to Pravda, my life is in shambles
Howard: RKremlin party on Saturday the 18th, at 8:00pm, will be drinkable fluids, hot water
Tim: you’re referring to 8pm not 8 am right? Unless you want to be hazed. (For legal purposes this is a joke).
Daniel: is the hot water drinkable
Theo: tar drip experiment: tar is a liquid, “I don’t think you can suck it.”
McKenna: can show up at noon and go to Kage
Howard: holding a QKremlin stever basement
