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GENERAL BODY MEETING 2/27

OFFICER REPORTS

Kevin: watched spiderman 2, it does not hold up to today’s standards

Aresh^Twain: said real a lot on KGB discord server

Charles: updated car registration

(rec sec tax for using french for event announcement -10 hp)

McKenna^Izzy: super busy compiling pravda

Julia: doing ML HW, trying to decide whether to drop ML

Charles^Howard: I’m in ohio, will be here

Theo^Avalon: now doing housing selection, housing selection is really stresful

COMMITTEE REPORTS

McKenna: booth chairs: 3 chairs of furniture kind last time, now 4

Tim: corn subs: precipitous fall of corn, close 6.43$ today

Theo: Block price: 5-7$

McKenna: booth: SCC thought it was funny that had cowboy hats, bad, expired, might be able to buy more

Theo: did you know blobfish are only blobs due to us fishing them up

(Various other animal facts)

McKenna: nominating committee: we will be opening nominations for next year’s exec on Monday the 13th (following spring break) if you are interested in running for exec or are interested in learning what is entailed in an exec position. If you want to run, you need to have paid dues and debts to vote or run.

Tim: 136.2 yen exchange

McKenna: mr.prop requesting hive mind report: we space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name end report.

Various discussion of pokemon that I failed to record here

OLD BUSINESS

Theo Has thing, Howard: not fault: excessive amount of pokemon facts, is fault: lack of real animal facts

NEW BUSINESS

Tim: motion to create the floor is dirt committee “to prevent the floor from being lava by sprinkling dirt wherever lava would be”

PASSED, sold for 3$ to Tim, chaired by “me and all the dust bunnies”

Charles: Motion to create a standing rule such that every someone attends a booth build their starting HP increases by 10 for meetings going forward

succulent: our booth, emoji: 10

Tim: motion to amend so that if the chair’s HP ever goes over 9,000 he has to raise his voice. (Friendly, been changed)

McKenna: can count by booth build stickers we’re gonna get.

Robert: motion to amend such that instead of a +10 it’s a multiplicative 1.1x

(Friendly, been changed)

PASSED, sold for 1.97 prime tax -> 2$ to Avalon

Theo: motion to amend the previous standing rule, such that any time the chair says “hands, hands” and then the name of any sea animal.

PASSED, been changed

Daniel motion to create a standing rule, emoji plus, succulent vegeeta: such that any member of the general body may create a motion to increase the hitpoints of the chair

Teddy: can we add negative numbers, int overflow?

Daniel: no int overflow probably, amend to nonnegative numbers

PASSED, been stood

Sold for 90001 cents prime tax -> 1$ to Daniel

McKenna: motion to amend previous standing rule such that the person who makes this motion loses 20 HP if it passes

PASSED, been changed

Charles: motion to allocate 69$ and 420cents for this week’s event

(-10 HP rec sec tax to charles for using french in meeting)

Tim: motion to strike 69$ and 420c and insert [98 euros in french]

(-10 HP from Robert, Avalon, Tim)

Tim: motion d’amendment so that summit cola is prohibited (in French)

Failed

PASSED, been allocated, have 98 Euros for Movie Night (103.95$)

Daniel: motion to increase the chair’s hit points by 8,901 `

FAILED, due to Kevin’s tyranny

RRA

Kevin:

If you’re interested in learning what exec does or want to talk to us, UC 306, 12:30 Sunday (usually)

Event: movie night, Friday 7 pm, MM A14

Annual meeting, nominations monday after spring break, in order to be eligible to be elected, you must pay your dues, attend one meeting after paying dues, and pay debts

CTFWS Retrospective, retrospective, Friday 5:30, wean 5328, location will be posted on discord

Booth: recent booth builds have not had sufficient attendance, have had to scale design back a little bit. We need y’alls help to make sure the booth will be complete. If you can’t make current booth times, let booth chairs know. There is a when2meet on booth channel of discord.

McKenna: It’s a little difficult to know why booth is a thing KGB cares about post-covid, it can be really fun, like Kevin said, we need some commitment in order to get there.

Tim: If you are someone who voted that we should do booth this year, that was a soft commitment to contribute. So much of what we do is theoretical, it’s good for brain and body to get to do something physical, and make something physical with a group of people.

SCHMUCKS

Avalon: Howie, I saw puss in boots, it sucked

Teddy: Howie, why are you drinking so much water

Tim: GITFO