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GENERAL BODY MEETING 3/13/23

Kevin: was in pittsburgh, saw 2 days of sun, 5 days of not sun, highlight: bartered Carlos’s birthday card for stickers

Twain: also in pittsburgh, and yeah, made interesting life choices

Charles: went out into the woods, discovered true meeting of camping, setting things on fire

Event: Kontent, stupid jokes, print out posters

Izzy: went to NYC, hung out with defector, went to statue, was statue, submit to Pravda

Julia: went to NJ, bingewatched lectures, played a lot of magic

Howie: not much interesting going on, streamed puss in boots two, please pay your debts if you want to vote

(Howard got a gummy hotdog thrown at him)

Avalon: Went to NYC, took over tepper classroom, played hogwarts music loudly, didn’t like puss in boots 2

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Floor is lava: floor is not lava

ah. Y’know what I kinda get it now committee: after watching puss in boots 2 the last wish, I understand furries a lot more than I did before

ah. internet explorer financial advice: now is the time to buy fish

ah. sequel appreciation committee: if you liked puss in boots 2, cars 2

corn subsidies: Market panic! Corn is down 3% to $6.26.

oscars: speaking of filling hot dogs with hollow tubing, everything everywhere all at once won an oscar

mis oscars: think funny that e e all at once that white woman got an award for that film

(animal facts, corn facts, google jokes not recorded)

nominating committee: presentation (cmukgb.org/electionguide)

Twain: nominated Kevin for S@A (accepted)

Keerthana: farnham for exec

Howard: Kevin for President (accepted)

Nick: Kevin for 1vp (accepted)

Twain: Avalon for recsec (accepted)

Kevin rejects corsec, accepts other nominations

(other nominations on spreadsheet)

OLD BUSINESS

Howard: has thing,

Robert: wants thing, not fault: bees

NEW BUSINESS

Julia: motion to allocate 70$ for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event

Keerthana: motion to allocate to 69.69$ (friendly, been changed)

PASSED, been allocated

Twain: motion to right

Keerthana: motion to create the broken record committee, “to have a broken record”

McKenna: motion to change purpose to “motion to create the broken record committee”

(friendly, been changed)

Nick: motion to table for 1 week

McKenna: motion to amend the tabling to 23 years

PASSED, been changed

FAILED, not been tabled

PASSED, been made again

Sold for 3.50$ double or nothing to Aresh (heads, actually 7$), chaired by: kevin (since bought for 7)

RRA

Kevin: We r exec, meetings sunday 12:30, please nominate yourself or get someone to nominate you if you want to be on exec.

Charles: Come to Kontent, Friday at 7, wean computer labs, past the elevators down the hall, 5409 can drop stuff

Charles: new booth times, saturday 2-5, sunday 1:30-4:30, wednesday 5-8, pulling plywood, going to be painting on Sunday (already posted in <#407646562190098476> in discord)

Kevin: 3 events from now is trivia, if you want to do slides for Trivia, let charles know (3/31)

SCHMUCKS

Tim: march madness bracket challenge on my website, timparenti.com/bracket , anyone can win

Twain: do you feel any kind of way about basketball but like trans people, upitt is hosting transphobic speakers, if you want to help prevent that, dm me for link to discord

Minjae: NIA acapella concert, mellon auditorium, same time as Kontent

Keerthana: I’m sorry Kevin, motion to create the broken record committee

Tim: colors, gitfo