Minutes20231002
10/1[editor's note - should be 2 - wow I'm so good with dates]/2023
OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: Ran in donut dash, not competitive, 1 mile, 1 donut, 1 mile, 14:18
Avalon: Left me very confused about everything in life except schoolwork, transferred to CS
new people:
charlotte, meche, 2027, summit NJ, she/her, I’m from NJ
katrina, mech/bioe, Massachusetts, she/her, 2027, muffin for breakfast
Howard: had fun, trust me guys, find event, last known location was MM103?
Avalon^Nick: did very scottish things with a very scottish accent, submit to Pravda
Julia: ate more popcorn than a person should probably eat
Theo: lighting analysis, had to scroll on pinterest, genuinely difficult
Daniel: was planning on getting to exec meeting early, checked transit, no buses that would get there on time, let alone early, was passed by 3 buses, can’t get on them bc on wrong side of the road bc sidewalk closures
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Theo: thinking about rome: went out and bought new percy jackson book, entire book about percy jackson having to get college letters of rec from the gods
Ben: going down: I decided to go to a cmu skate club event so I can learn how to skateboard, I ate shit so badly that skateboard hit car, rolled under it
Twain: culinary standards: one time purchase of hotpot, can have hotpot as many times as you want until it breaks, friend has hotpot, 10$/person
Avalon: mis going down: spent 2 hrs sitting in sun trying to write
Tim: corn subs: up a skosh
Sam: killing lantern flies committee: I’m up to 42, went to front of UC, jumped up and down many times, killed the women and the children too
Nick: 7$/block, do not put lanternflies in your food
Theo: cats are stupid: cat attacked milkcrate onto back, then smacked, blame residents of kremlin
Avalon: found inchworm in rev noodle
OLD BUSINESS
Robert has thing, keerthana has spirit of thing, nathan not fault: silence
from 8/28, 9/4, 9/11, 9/18, 9/25 Order of the day committee with purpose “To be tabled until next week. According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!”
Twain: motion to fail by acclamation (objected to)
Avalon: motion to eh by acclamation
Nick: motion to salute twain Passed, the joke is dead, sold for 15$ to Ben, chaired by “I’ll decide next week.”
NEW BUSINESS
Nick: motion to create the order of the day committee 2 with purpose “to be tabled until next week”
Howard: too bad there’s not a bee movie two
Keerthana: Motion to table for 1 week
Theo: motion to amend to table for 10 days
Friendly, been changed
Been tabled for 10 days (until meeting after spring break)
Theo: motion to create a standing rule such that all standing rules must have emoticons that are a combination of parentheses and other characters and they must be unique
Twain: what are the consequences
Theo: if you can’t come
Keerthana: motion to amend such that every standing rule should have an animal fact
Nathan: emojis = other characters
Final motion:
motion to create a standing rule such that each standing rule must have an animal fact and they must be unique, failure to come up with one must stand in the corner of shame
Avalon: motion to amend the corner of shame standing rule such that we must chant “corner of shame” as the person walks to the corner of shame
Leon: motion to amend the standing rule such that instead of chanting “corner of shame” you can also chant shun the nonbeliever” (friendly, been changed)
Keerthana: motion to fail by acclamation
Final standing rule: motion to amend the corner of shame standing rule such that we must chant “you can also chant shun the nonbeliever” as the person walks to the corner of shame
Nick: motion to create a standing rule to define an area “over Kevin’s shoulder” as to the right of Kevin, behind him
Passed by acclamation
Charlotte: point of information: how is the corner of shame defined
Tim: upstage-most, stage right most corner (defined by the chair if circular room)
Daniel: motion to allocate 69$ and 420c for sippy sips and nummy nums excluding summit cola
Howard: pass aclamation
Avalon: motion to amend such that summit cola must be allowed to be purchased
Keerthana: add summit cola to milk to find out what summit cola is
Daniel: Avalon can go to Aldi and buy summit cola any time
Theo: point of info: summit cola is Aldi’s knockoff coke, tastes like fizzy dirt
Howard: wording?
Nick: pay attention howard Passed, been amended
Howard: don’t worry, it’s allowed alright
Passed, been allocated
Keerthana: didn’t we #define 69$ and 420c to the current price of summit cola
Julia: motion to allocate 70$ and 410c for this week’s event for sippy sips and nummy nums for this weeks event
(Passed, been allocated)
Howard: motion to create a standing rule such that all standing rules are auctioned off for money just like committees
Daniel: motion to amend such that auctions related to passed standing rules have a maximum bid of 420c
Howard: unfriendly (not pursued)
Vuyani: what does owning a standing rule give you
Howard: motion to amend such that whoever wins the auction gets an on off switch to the standing rule, which they can turn off at the beginning of the meeting
Avalon: amend such that they get turned back on at the end of the meeting
Vuyani: motion to amend such that it is a special action that doesn’t use stack
Theo: motion to amend such that it can be turned on and off during committee reports
Nathan: motion to amend that standing rule turner-off must do a little jig
Twain: point of information: jigs are in 3
Vuyani: does it have to be a proper jig (in 3)
Howard: it’s got to be a jig man, idk what to tell you
Twain: motion to amend such that you
Theo: motion to amend such that if you’re not comfortable doing a little jig, you can sing the little lad who likes berries and cream song
Tim: national hazing prevention week committee: much concern
Passed, been amended
Final motion: motion to create a standing rule such that all standing rules are auctioned off for money just like committees, whoever wins the auction gets an on off switch to the standing rule, which they can turn off during committee reports during a new section of committee reports called the standing electrical box, if you’re not comfortable doing a little jig, you can sing the little lad who likes berries and cream song, at which point the owner has to do a jig which includes any movement that moves you at least 330 degrees, standing rules get turned back on at the end of the meeting, if jig is bad have to go to corner of shame
Nick: motion to table until next week (unseconded)
(Broken record committees, comfortable )
Hive mind: we are space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name end report
Passed, been stood
Keerthana: motion to create “the Kevin hazing board” committee with purpose “to find Kevin’s address”
Twain: I know Kevin’s address
Avalon: met both of Kevin’s roommates, Kevin is deceiving us, invented roommate mitchell
Nick: requesting a report from twain as to the nature of Kevin’s address
Twain: within Allegheny county
Howard: motion to amend such that “to find Kevin’s address and take a shower”
(Friendly, been changed)
Twain: point of info, I have showered such
Avalon: motion to amend such that contains “take a shower at Kevin’s place”
Keerthana: does Mitchell go to a different school
Kevin: He goes to CMU
Sean: Does kevin talk to himself all day?
Daniel: motion to salute Kevin with love
(Very hesitant salute of Kevin with love)
Passed, sold for 3$ to Howard, chaired by “Kevin’s imaginary roommates”
REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
We r exec, exec meetings UC 306
Howard: we have an event, we lost it, MM103?
Theo: Dues, pay them, you missed continuous deadline, (15/sem, 20/yr, 69/sec), pay via discord/cashnet receipts (Thesaurus.com on discord), or in person
Kevin: we need murder mystery writers, it will be on november 3rd, there will be an announcement on discord for interest form
SCHMUCKS
Charles: residents of Kremlin hosting a party Saturday at 8pm, everyone in room is invited, ask Charles, Izzy, Howard, or Nick for address
Ben: vending machine gave me 2 bags of fruit snacks, only paid for 1
Theo: real money or monopoly money
Ben: monopoly
Keerthana: It’s my birthday on Thursday, want to have friends over, will post details on discord
Twain: volunteering Kevin’s house for Party on Friday (unfriendly)
Nick: final room of event is Kevin’s house
Theo: purple and gitfo
